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peak 2019 is definitely still Epstein’s murder, sorry
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Oct 27, 2019 23:31
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Too bad you can't have gender reveal parties in prison
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Oct 27, 2019 23:35
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Class Warcraft posted:I dunno, I felt like the gender reveal explosion that started an enormous brush fire was peak 2019. It's somehow appropriate that peak 2019 happened in 2018.
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Oct 28, 2019 00:21
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Inceltown posted:Apparently saying that Australia deserves the firey death it's making for itself adds to your rap sheet. The dude who provoked my statement smashed the gently caress out of a kookaburra for stealing a chip off his plate. He then ripped the head off the bird and threw it on the ground in front of some kids. I totally forgot what thread it was. I do remember your twitter name vvvv It was the cursed one. I hate remembering poo poo from threads and not being able to place them and I don't have search Milo and POTUS has issued a correction as of 00:48 on Oct 28, 2019 |
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Oct 28, 2019 00:39
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Milo and POTUS posted:I totally forgot what thread it was. I do remember your twitter name I forget what thread it was too but there are definitely not many people out there who would claim this username as a Twitter handle.
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Oct 28, 2019 00:44
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I am @spartacus
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Oct 28, 2019 00:54
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Rhesus Pieces posted:not really cyberpunk per se but this is possibly the most 2019 headline possible Thank god, I needed a feelgood headline after the Twitch Landlord articles.
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Oct 28, 2019 01:12
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https://twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1188606736313094144
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Oct 28, 2019 01:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM
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Oct 28, 2019 01:26
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https://twitter.com/colelott_/status/1188241740911857664 fake but still lol
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Oct 28, 2019 02:56
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oh word, that's really cool, I love this cuntry  hey remember when an SA court banned porn containing A-cups and at least one person was charged for this, who had to get the porn star to whom he cranked his hog come prove her age or when then federal government got customs to seize porn that contained female ejaculation because 1. "it's piss" and 2. "it's abhorrent" while also somehow complaining that it's not even piss, it's FAKE piss or when they tried to put in place an opt-out internet filter for everything that wasn't child safe which would require a small box be installed in every home with an active internet connection and would of course be completely unmaintainable and impossible or the leaked curated list of hundreds of child porn sites, updated versions of which were also leaked later on "Last week, the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security said the Bills did not have sufficient privacy safeguards and needed to be redrafted." is honestly the most shocking part of that entire loving article just because it's approaching competency with technology or even common sense  e: oh also we banned cartoon child porn (yay?) but lol it was extremely performative and only one dude was ever caught, he got a FINE, and it was for having simpsons and pokemon porn. dreamin of semen has issued a correction as of 04:47 on Oct 28, 2019 |
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Oct 28, 2019 04:12
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Australia has a rich history of being weird with sex. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_James_Chidley quote:From his wide reading and an active but guilt-ridden sex life, Chidley developed the theory that there was something profoundly wrong with the way in which modern people had sex. The introduction of an erect penis into a vagina, he said, was unnatural and produced shocks to both men and women that led to their physical and mental deterioration. As he explained in his 1911 pamphlet, The Answer, “the crowbar has no place in physiology.” Sex, claimed Chidley, should only occur in the spring, when the vagina would act as a vacuum and so draw the flaccid penis inside. Like Balls-Headley, Chidley based his views on observations of the animal kingdom; he was particularly impressed by the lessons offered by the sex life of horses. https://insidestory.org.au/william-chidleys-answer-to-the-sex-problem/ http://thedollop.libsyn.com/208-the-australian-sex-philosopher
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Oct 28, 2019 04:51
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SlothfulCobra posted:
 This could have been written by forums superstar Cumshitter.
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Oct 28, 2019 05:03
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Taintrunner posted:https://twitter.com/colelott_/status/1188241740911857664 Thank loving god it's fake, but I wouldn't honestly be surprised if DARPA did have a robot with such stabilising, IFF or weapons handling.
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Oct 28, 2019 05:04
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that’s not the good one https://twitter.com/JivTurky/status/1188175972425703425
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Oct 28, 2019 05:07
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Love that they couldn't spring for making their own sound effects and just used some from HL2.
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Oct 28, 2019 05:13
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SlothfulCobra posted:Australia has a rich history of being weird with sex. lmao Balls-Headley
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Oct 28, 2019 05:14
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SlothfulCobra posted:Australia has a rich history of being weird with sex. wow, I am frankly amazed by "balls-headley" utterly living up to his name also thanks for the dollop, love those boys Inceltown posted:
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Oct 28, 2019 05:15
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loving lol at the Aussies for beta testing all the heinous poo poo our ethno-fascist shitheads have in store for us
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Oct 28, 2019 05:34
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Nothus posted:loving lol at the Aussies for beta testing all the heinous poo poo our ethno-fascist shitheads have in store for us lol if you think we're not actually just beta testing stuff for China and the USA gets to claim the glory.
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Oct 28, 2019 05:36
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dreamin of semen posted:oh word, that's really cool, I love this cuntry All of this is so weird lmao
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Oct 28, 2019 06:02
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https://twitter.com/DigitalTrends/status/1188587427838992384
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Oct 28, 2019 06:44
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https://twitter.com/jmattheij/status/1184860668903743489?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw hi, hey, thanks for coming, also some billioinaire shithead's goon is going to be listening in on everything we say and sending it to the NSA https://twitter.com/elizabeth_joh/status/1186053139041906688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw also every chain restaurant has been turned into a loving nightmare cyberhell now Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 07:06 on Oct 28, 2019 |
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Oct 28, 2019 06:56
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tweet created by someone who has literally never set foot out of their state, let alone their country. Like the Japanese don't already have a lock on this poo poo with conveyor-belt sushi restaurants.
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Oct 28, 2019 07:06
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Oct 28, 2019 07:14
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Taintrunner posted:https://twitter.com/jmattheij/status/1184860668903743489?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Oct 28, 2019 08:00
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Oct 28, 2019 10:11
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im on the net me boys posted:All of this is so weird lmao yep that's only half of it, the last ~13 years or so, because that's the funnier time period. they've been looking into thankfully we managed to get out more or less unscathed after all these extremely stupid propositions. we've got court-ordered censorship of foreign piracy sites which rarely gets used, the group that made the list is now adding sites from outside aus to a blocklist for their software which must be offered by ISPS (loving lol), and after christchurch a bunch of trash websites including 4/8chan, kiwi farms and zerohedge were blocked by our 3 biggest ISPS. ofc you can get around this by changing to an alternative DNS service or using a VPN if you want to visit them for whatever chudly reason. my state, new south wales, did not get out unscathed, however. it is, in fact, a  CRIMINAL OFFENSE to transmit material "unsuitable for minors". I could cop a fine up to $10k for posting anything "r rated" (as decided by a committee), to a private discord chat with a single other adult. I've never actually heard of this being done, thankfully, because I've definitely done a lot of illegal postingI also misused the word "curated" in my previous post, they didn't curate the child porn list very well at all (or maybe they did  ). it contained stuff like private businesses, a bunch of normal porn, a couple of random forums, also /b/ specifically but that's fair.it's just the most ineffectual and unenforceable bullshit for the most part, performed by our endlessly replenishing boomer gov that doesn't understand what the gently caress is going on. we would be beyond hosed if they were at all competent at this. while I'm ranting I also want it to be well known that our former communications minister hates the internet and absolutely helped sabotage our possibility of having actually high speed internet connections any time soon I will never log off, mr turnbull, no matter how many techs you send to kill my connection by touching the horrifying cable pit the wrong way
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Oct 28, 2019 10:24
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lmao, what a loving joke i'm sure the notoriously stingy and low-margin restaurant industry is gonna jump at the opportunity to replace a couple of minimum wage dishwashing staff with fully-automatic dishwashers built into every table the tech press is a complete and utter joke
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Oct 28, 2019 13:36
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isn't this a dahir insaat video
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Oct 28, 2019 14:43
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https://twitter.com/campuscodi/status/1188704448438079488
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Oct 28, 2019 14:51
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MaxieSatan posted:isn't this a dahir insaat video
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Oct 28, 2019 15:12
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 “Lifenews”
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Oct 28, 2019 15:44
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That last one is chilling. 
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Oct 28, 2019 16:14
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no thanks, obama
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Oct 28, 2019 17:10
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It would be funnier to have food delivered by pneumatic tubes.
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Oct 28, 2019 17:12
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Radirot posted:It would be funnier to have food delivered by pneumatic hammer.
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Oct 28, 2019 17:22
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MaxieSatan posted:isn't this a dahir insaat video it absolutely is https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B8ENGke08-ClaDVZZnFRTHZXWkk
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Oct 28, 2019 17:44
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Wait what even is the purpose of a smart pet feeder I have an autofeeder I use when I'm away, it's got a built-in clock that makes it go off at the times I'd usually feed my kitty, which are the same times he's been getting fed at for the past six years and god willing will get fed at for the next 10-15. Why would I need to remotely reschedule feeding times over the internet or whatever the gently caress? I realize the same can be said about all IoT garbage, but the thought of poor cats and dogs suffering instead of the idiots who buy this stuff in the first place gets me riled up Big Mad Drongo has issued a correction as of 18:20 on Oct 28, 2019 |
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Oct 28, 2019 18:15
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so you can check an app to make sure the machine you now made more complicated didnt fail
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Oct 28, 2019 18:22
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