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Jonny Shiloh posted:You just know that right now there is an 18 year old Head of Fidelity (Ground Streaming) Pipelines on work experience day release from Salford Tech being lambasted by a sweaty faced manager in the Wilmslow office on just that topic. "But we can run MSFlight on the background and stream it via SSOCS to our players to provide them the highest fidelity of our Earth depiction, right? We will just add few overlays to make it look futuristic, can't be that hard!" "Ahemmm... errr... y-yes... m-maybe..." *sweating intensifies* E: Animay taxxe, because I can :< 
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Remember when that Ben fan girl, tried to use blizzard numbers to try and come up with how much SC was going to make on launch. Good times.
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Oct 29, 2019 17:24
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Oct 29, 2019 17:26
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He shoots, he scooooores! Joe Goddamn Blobers!
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Oct 29, 2019 17:38
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Star Citizen: If you milk it, they will come.
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Oct 29, 2019 17:50
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Star Citizen: If you milk it, they will come. You need to do a bingo card thing this year for bingo. Given this year has been sort of "different".
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Star Citizen: Please leave personal morality out of it
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Oct 29, 2019 18:01
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Colostomy Bag posted:You need to do a bingo card thing this year for bingo. Given this year has been sort of "different". Ughhhh, thats more work though. I've never even gotten a free Idris or anything from you cheap bastards 
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Oct 29, 2019 18:09
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Hav posted:The scam aficionado knows the names of Theranos and Enron, but there’s a new kid on the block... Nah, that isn't a scam. It can't be. I saw a commercial for it during the World Series the other night. No way a scam would be able to buy ad time during a major sporting event.
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Oct 29, 2019 18:15
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Ughhhh, thats more work though. I've never even gotten a free Idris or anything from you cheap bastards Alright alright....that's fair I'll take it on. You did god's work in the past. I'll throw some ideas out for spaces and anyone else can chime in.
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Golli posted:Nah, that isn't a scam. It can't be. I saw a commercial for it during the World Series the other night. No way a scam would be able to buy ad time during a major sporting event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g9z26LW3lI Star Citizen: Why?
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Dementropy posted:I remember that up until recently (for obvious reasons), WeWork created a hype train of sorts among property investors in NYC. Now people are looking to quickly reposition their Yeah, I'm beginning to see some interesting patterns in the upper echelons of grift, and it's not entirely related to a singular inability for people to understand what they're being sold. Sometimes I wonder if I'm on the wrong side. peter gabriel posted:Well, PC now built, 4 months after ordering the bits Just in time for a winter of discontent.
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Oct 29, 2019 18:44
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Colostomy Bag posted:Alright alright....that's fair I'll take it on. You did god's work in the past. I'll throw some ideas out for spaces and anyone else can chime in. I mean, knowing myself I'll just do it anyways but by loving god I'll complain about it!
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Oct 29, 2019 18:46
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I mean, knowing myself I'll just do it anyways but by loving god I'll complain about it! Well if it helps any, the "Starcitizen Development Buzzword Bingo" game is thoroughly enjoyed in my household so thanks for your previous excellent efforts Jobbo. 
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Oct 29, 2019 19:15
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Love that in the super advanced future year of 2900-something? they somehow still use fuckin ounces for liquids Elos fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Oct 29, 2019 |
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Oct 29, 2019 19:24
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That entire fluff piece about the bartender is fuckin insane lol. Aside from being absolute nonsense, it doesn't even make sense from an in-lore perspective. Why is the Star Citizen equivalent of sky mall interviewing a random nobody bartender at what is - let's be honest - an outdoor food stall?
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Oct 29, 2019 19:32
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Xi'an Cuisine
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Oct 29, 2019 19:41
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REDDIT: Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions Guy rigs iPhone camera so he can watch his Quantum travel progress on his Apple Watch while he craps...  The lengths backers must go to work around Chris’s idiotic game design are truly inspiring!
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Oct 29, 2019 19:43
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Woah woah, i am sure more can be done for citizens of the verse with who have an iwatch. Team, we need to fastrack iwatch support. Imagine the possibilities. Sure we can push the release date
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Oct 29, 2019 19:48
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Beet Wagon posted:That entire fluff piece about the bartender is fuckin insane lol. Aside from being absolute nonsense, it doesn't even make sense from an in-lore perspective. Why is the Star Citizen equivalent of sky mall interviewing a random nobody bartender at what is - let's be honest - an outdoor food stall? Details, details. February 5th 2013 https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/12879-Death-Of-A-Spaceman Worth a read for the comparison to the progress they've achieved in six years.
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It's not a scam because... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGfaJZAdfNE
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Hav posted:Details, details. Near the end of CR's ramblings: quote:You backed me to make the game in my head and that’s what I’m going to do. Has he made it in his head yet?
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Bootcha posted:I honestly think CIG could drop selling spaceships, straight up charge a $12 a month subscription at this point, right now during alpha, and maintain it's funding. Everything else is just frosting on the money cake, by this rough metric alone. A subscription is too easy to walk away from. You can just click "cancel" when something disappoints you - when a patch is garbage again, your ship is pushed back from flight-readiness, etc etc. You're not bought in as heavily. You can too easily downgrade from "giving money" to "not giving money" and tell yourself you'll just wait for a bigger update. Ah, but the dream of one day flying all the ships in your account? Which you can open up at any time and just look at, imagining the wondrous future? Which just keeps getting more and more wondrous as you buy MORE ships that you'll get to fly someday? That keeps nerds buying.
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Oct 29, 2019 20:37
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Mirificus posted:Xi'an Cuisine
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Dwesa posted:So where are those xi'ans in-game? Its an alpha they are in the pipeline. Check the chart.
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MarcusSA posted:Its an alpha they are in the pipeline. Check the chart. The content is so big that it clogged the pipeline.
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Sabreseven posted:Has he made it in his head yet? Sandi keeps trying to get the frying pan in there, but it's slow going.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:How much space does SC take up? I'm thinking of trying the free-fly thing just to get a personal experience of the trainwreck I spend so much mental energy following, but I only have a 250 GB SSD and if I have to uninstall Borderlands 3 and The Outer Worlds to play this, fuuuuuuck that. If you do this, you will spend roughly 100% of your time in the "game," assuming you can get it to load, thinking one thing: "This can't be right." Playing this train wreck is like being a character in a horror film who feels slightly "off" before the actual killing starts. Loading the wank pod could take 30 second, 3 minutes, crash to desktop, or any other number of possibilities. Why the variance? Other games' load times don't vary like that. Then you'll run down a corridor and get 40 FPS, or maybe 6 FPS, or maybe you'll clip through the floor, or maybe you'll crash to desktop. Who knows? It could be anything. If you last long enough to attempt to find the fun in all this, you're in for a heaping helping of extreme confusion, and that voice saying "this can't be right" will start to get hoarse. Every moment in his existential gaming hell is filled to the brim with realizations and epiphanies as you realize, piece by piece, just how big a scam this is, and you're torn moment to moment between laughing at the absurdity of it all, and falling into a deep depression due to the fact that something this obvious managed to fool so many. The experience of Star Citizen is nearly limitless. The only thing you won't find here is a game.
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this is loving glorious sometimes the internet feels like a village
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvB4o8bjI8 Four hours of ObsidianAnt playing Store Citizer. I honestly don't have the heart.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I mean, knowing myself I'll just do it anyways but by loving god I'll complain about it! So do you want to do some BMI (Bingo Meshing of Ideas) on this? Sounds like you in your heart you have some ownership of bingo.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Alright alright....that's fair I'll take it on. You did god's work in the past. I'll throw some ideas out for spaces and anyone else can chime in. Please make sure "land sales" or "housing sales" makes it on there. Zzr posted:The content is so big that it clogged the pipeline. Like the fatberg in the London sewers? https://twitter.com/TheRegister/status/1189217116995686400
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I mean, knowing myself I'll just do it anyways but by loving god I'll complain about it! Ok, some free spaces: Simple: Security/check-in is late. Presentation (Roberts) late. Black. Ramps. Crashes. A sale (should be under super simple) Medium: Shoes. Tears. Optane and/or any other grift.
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Jonny Shiloh posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvB4o8bjI8 He starts stream en media res cause let's assume there's isn't 20 minutes fo BS otherwise. 10 minutes of shopping takes a mission to find some dude in the cave? 30 minutes of flying and 30 fegging minutes of looking through a cave..... the game crashes! Also they run into a bug where he exited the ship and turned it off but the engines were still going crazy... the solution is to just leave it on? ANyway.. 1:10 crash - then a crash a bit later then we take a fly mission we spend 40 minutes flying and not getting to land cause lol ux. Scrubbing the timeline it looks like it crashes at least once an hour. just lol.
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G0RF posted:REDDIT: Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions Craps that take as much time as quantum traveling can't be healthy at all. Please visit your proctologist crap dude, he's likely a fan anyways.
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Bumble He posted:this is loving glorious With a *lot* of idiots.
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Dwesa posted:So where are those xi'ans in-game? The are already in the game. Those turtles you can pick up, those are the Xi'an. Quite frankly I'm getting a bit tired about being asked where the Xi'an are. They are already there.
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