TRUMP 1014: The medical deferment is feet.

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

dont code just post

steal everything

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

coding is a scapegoat job so rich people can say the economy is good and strong and not dying

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:38

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I'm under 30, mostly code frontend, and still almost exclusively use VIM because I am a monster

yes, yes you are

I bet the first thing you open in windows is cygwin

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

alternatively, make more in management but give the money stolen from corporate overlords to bernard sanders

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# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:38

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

i am a biostatistician so i must code because i cannot add numbers in my head or on paper or irl

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:38

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

cumshitter posted:

uh oh now everyone knows it better reset it again

sorry, you're exceeded your reset password for the month, it's also written in sharpie on your desk

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:38

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

quote:

In the Productivity and Business Processes department, Office 365 Commercial monthly active users is now over 200 million with 21% growth

i think the absolute cheapest O365 subscription is $5/month/user

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:39

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Plinkey posted:

yes, yes you are

I bet the first thing you open in windows is cygwin

gently caress no I use ubuntu at home and Mac at work

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:39

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

not an endorsement posted:

i am a biostatistician so i must code because i cannot add numbers in my head or on paper or irl

that's different

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:39

Wakko: Jun 9, 2002; Faboo!

ymgve posted:

It seems like there are two different events though, one where kids got lectured then hacked "replicas of the SOS websites" and a different one where experienced hackers attacked physical voting machines. I suspect the former just copied the HTML frontend of the websites and made an intentionally vulnerable backend, to educate the kids, which changes the story from "voting websites are so bad kids can hack them" to "kids are smart enough to learn SQL attacks after a few hours of tinkering"

the article was like 1.5 pages and not one person ITT read it, proud of you all

the sites were accurate replicas of the live environments which reflect voting results but don't provide access to the actual vote databases. according to the state commissions its fine if anybody who can install postman can change the displayed vote totals at a whim.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:39

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

not an endorsement posted:

i am a biostatistician so i must code because i cannot add numbers in my head or on paper or irl

are you sure you are not a computer in a lab

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:40

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

2019 is the year of Linux on the desktop

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:40

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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FactsAreUseless posted:

never be a manager, but get this: never go into coding what is wrong with you

Where were you four years ago when I needed you?!

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:40

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

Unperson_47 posted:

are you sure you are not a computer in a lab

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:40

Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

biostatistics is for loving morons. what a dogshit scam

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:40

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

folks i wrote a program and it was one of the most popular programs of all time. i had this big guy come up to me, white ponytail over his shoulder and he was crying saying "i've never seen code this good". you're hearing it more and more. and it compiled the first time with no errors. none. nobody could believe it, but it's true. it's true.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:40

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1189668336180875264

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:40

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Tonald Drunp

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:41

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

before you run your mouth: video games are made of code

show some respect

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:41

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

I just steal code and look up how to palette swap to make it look like I didn't

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:41

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

SardonicTyrant posted:

Where were you four years ago when I needed you?!

did you code the needle?

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:42

Ayn Randi: Mar 12, 2009; Grimey Drawer

the island of doctor tormeau

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:42

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

while(tromf=1)
{
printf("trumo");
}

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:42

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

angerbeet posted:

2019 is the year of Linux on the desktop

https://twitter.com/tweakdoor/status/1127617124598517760

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:42

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

SardonicTyrant posted:

Where were you four years ago when I needed you?!

In journalism l m a o

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:42

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

beto sex cramp posted:

before you run your mouth: video games are made of code

show some respect

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:42

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1189668169469837315?s=19

ugh christ

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:43

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Your Operating System

its Piece of poo poo

Bitch

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:43

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

just got done with a BIM coordination meeting one a project and someone used the phrase "im a technologists"

i have never wanted to reach through the phone and strangle someone more in my life

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:43

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

I read code and then tell the dev they did it wrong. Then they tell me they didn't. Then I tell them they did. Then they say that it's by design. That is my day.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:43

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1189668336180875264

this is genius

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:43

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

another fake idea is, "big data"

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:43

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

beto sex cramp posted:

before you run your mouth: video games are made of code

show some respect

you can convince yourself that your terrible job is worth it because it's important, but

that's just journalism

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:43

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1189668169469837315?s=19

ugh christ

welp, can't ever read deadspin again

gently caress

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:44

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

code:


#include </dev/tty>

This thread is now code. Good luck!

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:44

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

smarxist posted:

first thing i install is the alta vista discount and search enhancement toolbar

netzero, alladvantage and valuepay

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:44

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

triple sulk posted:

alternatively, make more in management but give the money stolen from corporate overlords to bernard sanders

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

owned

# ? Oct 30, 2019 23:44