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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
my favorite "but I'm safe!!" is motorcyclists with no gear

unless you're on a closed course there's gonna be some out-of-this-world variable that's gonna merge into you and kill your rear end

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

moist turtleneck posted:

my favorite "but I'm safe!!" is motorcyclists with no gear

unless you're on a closed course there's gonna be some out-of-this-world variable that's gonna merge into you and kill your rear end

On the closed course that variable is a leaf.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


moist turtleneck posted:

my favorite "but I'm safe!!" is motorcyclists with no gear

unless you're on a closed course there's gonna be some out-of-this-world variable that's gonna merge into you and kill your rear end

Not wearing a helmet while motorcycling is totally cool and has a 100% safety rating. The few times it's not safe, your brain is turned to mush and you won't remember anyway.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Volcott posted:

On the closed course that variable is a leaf.

In my case, a tiny little bit of wet gravel at the MSF course caused me to lay the bike down.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Don't discount those times where you just lose your entire jaw but are otherwise, more or less, okay.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Who makes that helmet design that's got the percentage statistics for impact location on it? Isn't it something like 85% of crashes have the rider hitting the ground jaw-first? gently caress half helmets forever. I learned that lesson the easy way, when I was 19 taking my girlfriend for a ride on the GSXR400; a junebug hit me in the face just below my right eye.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Mister Speaker posted:

Who makes that helmet design that's got the percentage statistics for impact location on it? Isn't it something like 85% of crashes have the rider hitting the ground jaw-first? gently caress half helmets forever. I learned that lesson the easy way, when I was 19 taking my girlfriend for a ride on the GSXR400; a junebug hit me in the face just below my right eye.

I got beaned by a grasshopper at 60 km/h and I looked like I lost a fight with Ali. That poo poo was wild. Visors rule.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
That metalocalypse scene where murderface plants his jaw on the pavement is generally what I show when someone says half helmet is fine

I'm linking it because it's a cartoon but still graphic somehow

https://youtu.be/ZuQfzmyS4-A

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

moist turtleneck posted:

That metalocalypse scene where murderface plants his jaw on the pavement is generally what I show when someone says half helmet is fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFEyFlRljss

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Antioch posted:

I got beaned by a grasshopper at 60 km/h and I looked like I lost a fight with Ali. That poo poo was wild. Visors rule.

I copped a rock in my goggles when driving a Teryx across a salt lake at about 60 km/h. Cracked the ballistic-rated lens.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

moist turtleneck posted:

my favorite "but I'm safe!!" is motorcyclists with no gear

unless you're on a closed course there's gonna be some out-of-this-world variable that's gonna merge into you and kill your rear end

My favourite part is the semi-gear'ed guys.

Just some guy on a 600cc+ bike wearing one of those torso armor vests over a t-shirt and regular jeans. It's like they all aspire to be the dad from The Oblongs following a crash.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

Don't discount those times where you just lose your entire jaw but are otherwise, more or less, okay.

I saw a rider on the ground after hitting a deer. He would've lived if he had been wearing a full face helmet...

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Nocheez posted:

I saw a rider on the ground after hitting a deer. He would've lived if he had been wearing a full face helmet...

That's stupid. Where would a deer buy a helmet?

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Full helmets are mandatory in the UK, so you mostly just see pricks wearing them with jeans and trainers.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Antioch posted:

I got beaned by a grasshopper at 60 km/h and I looked like I lost a fight with Ali. That poo poo was wild. Visors rule.

I hit one with a full face helmet at 60 mph and it rocked my head back.

I also caught one on a knuckle and it drew blood through a leather glove.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I've seen a dude riding one of those choppers where the handlebars are above your head in loving shorts, flip-flops, and with just a bandana on his head.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Imagined posted:

I've seen a dude riding one of those choppers where the handlebars are above your head in loving shorts, flip-flops, and with just a bandana on his head.



apehangers arent for moving they're for lookin at

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

I assume he has some swappable regular handlebars for when he needs to move it on and off the trailer.

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Shortly after starting high school one of the older kids came off his motorcycle and slid some distance along the road. He was wearing full protective gear. He stood in front of a whole school assembly and showed everyone the big hole worn through his helmet. Then policeman reiterated the message, buy good safety gear, always use good safety gear. This is why Helmets are mandatory etc.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Antioch posted:

I got beaned by a grasshopper at 60 km/h and I looked like I lost a fight with Ali. That poo poo was wild. Visors rule.

buddy of mine caught a sweat bee in the top of his wrist, which bored a tunnel up under the skin of his forearm. we called him "pooh bear" for a while after that because he looked like he'd tried to get honey out of a beehive

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Varkk posted:

Shortly after starting high school one of the older kids came off his motorcycle and slid some distance along the road. He was wearing full protective gear. He stood in front of a whole school assembly and showed everyone the big hole worn through his helmet. Then policeman reiterated the message, buy good safety gear, always use good safety gear. This is why Helmets are mandatory etc.

I hope it helped dumb kids make better decisions. Well, adults too.

Rahul
Dec 10, 2004

I dunno if it quite counts as OSHA, but it made me do a double-take when I came across this today. You know, I always thought it was a myth, but maybe water really does flow backwards here down under.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Mr. Apollo posted:

Samsung had a "satellite" (not really, just a satellite looking thing that was carried high up by a weather balloon) built so you could send your selfies into space. The balloon popped and the "satellite" came crashing down to Earth and landed on someones farm.

https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/weird/satellite-lands-in-michigan-yard/69-8ea9d127-83a7-4729-9f20-6b79bbf77a11









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t0OFZ6TUIg

They didn't where they couldn't because they Samsungn't.

Varkk posted:

Shortly after starting high school one of the older kids came off his motorcycle and slid some distance along the road. He was wearing full protective gear. He stood in front of a whole school assembly and showed everyone the big hole worn through his helmet. Then policeman reiterated the message, buy good safety gear, always use good safety gear. This is why Helmets are mandatory etc.

When I was in elementary school, they had a bike safety week where they tried to teach kids to wear helmets and whatnot. This included a thing where kids were encouraged to make posters or something promoting helmets/bike safety, which included prizes for the best submissions. I entered something I made and, basically, I learned that helmets and hand signals are dumb, but if you make a poster about how they're good you can get a gift card.

Essentially that, and not wanting helmet hair, is why I don't wear a helmet while bicycling.

If I ever got a motorcycle I'd still probably not wear a helmet, so as to not gently caress up my hair, and just avoid crashing. I probably won't get a motorcycle.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
I occasionally go to the r/motorcycles subreddit to live vicariously by looking at photos of cool bikes and one time there was a person complaining about how a distant relative got in a crash while wearing a half helmet and was seriously injured (paralyzed?) and all their other relatives were going "thank god he wasn't wearing a more protective helmet otherwise he'd have died!!!!" on facebook.

I mean it sounded pretty STDH but on the other hand people are that dumb.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Rahul posted:

I dunno if it quite counts as OSHA, but it made me do a double-take when I came across this today. You know, I always thought it was a myth, but maybe water really does flow backwards here down under.



The way that typically works is you have a float, which is attached to a string which goes over a pulley and ends in a weight outside the tank.
If the tank is full, the float is near the top and the indicator hangs down near the bottom of the tank. If it's empty, the float is at the bottom and the indicator is near the top.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Rahul posted:

I dunno if it quite counts as OSHA, but it made me do a double-take when I came across this today. You know, I always thought it was a myth, but maybe water really does flow backwards here down under.



That doesn't even make sense from an ullage perspective.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

pseudorandom posted:

I probably won't get a motorcycle.

yeah don't

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

RaffyTaffy
Oct 15, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQk_vdjq7lw

Gas movement

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


moist turtleneck posted:

That metalocalypse scene where murderface plants his jaw on the pavement is generally what I show when someone says half helmet is fine

I'm linking it because it's a cartoon but still graphic somehow

https://youtu.be/ZuQfzmyS4-A

I still remember some asshat at school constantly printing a photo from rotten.com of this exact thing. Except the real deal, not a cartoon.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Rahul posted:

I dunno if it quite counts as OSHA, but it made me do a double-take when I came across this today. You know, I always thought it was a myth, but maybe water really does flow backwards here down under.



Maybe there's an expandable bladder in there that gets filled and emptied, and its top surface is anchored to the top of the tank structure. I'm just grasping at straws here.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rahul posted:

I dunno if it quite counts as OSHA, but it made me do a double-take when I came across this today. You know, I always thought it was a myth, but maybe water really does flow backwards here down under.



The Lone Badger posted:

The way that typically works is you have a float, which is attached to a string which goes over a pulley and ends in a weight outside the tank.
If the tank is full, the float is near the top and the indicator hangs down near the bottom of the tank. If it's empty, the float is at the bottom and the indicator is near the top.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Shinmera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Shinmera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!
Two protective barriers....








One cup.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



pseudorandom posted:

They didn't where they couldn't because they Samsungn't.


When I was in elementary school, they had a bike safety week where they tried to teach kids to wear helmets and whatnot. This included a thing where kids were encouraged to make posters or something promoting helmets/bike safety, which included prizes for the best submissions. I entered something I made and, basically, I learned that helmets and hand signals are dumb, but if you make a poster about how they're good you can get a gift card.

Essentially that, and not wanting helmet hair, is why I don't wear a helmet while bicycling.

If I ever got a motorcycle I'd still probably not wear a helmet, so as to not gently caress up my hair, and just avoid crashing. I probably won't get a motorcycle.

After I started riding (in France, at age 14), I once rode on a twisty back road without my helmet on. It was awesome, exciting, and exhilirating.

It also terrified me and I never did it again.

When I moved back to the US and saw how US drivers behaved around motorcycles, I never acquired another, instead choosing the wimpy way out for former pony riders: I now drive a convertible.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

PainterofCrap posted:

After I started riding (in France, at age 14), I once rode on a twisty back road without my helmet on. It was awesome, exciting, and exhilirating.

It also terrified me and I never did it again.

When I moved back to the US and saw how US drivers behaved around motorcycles, I never acquired another, instead choosing the wimpy way out for former pony riders: I now drive a convertible.

Try driving a forklift, if you want a real rush.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ofKDydgKOc

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Rahul posted:

I dunno if it quite counts as OSHA, but it made me do a double-take when I came across this today. You know, I always thought it was a myth, but maybe water really does flow backwards here down under.



Late but this is obviously a helium tank.

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Rahul posted:

I dunno if it quite counts as OSHA, but it made me do a double-take when I came across this today. You know, I always thought it was a myth, but maybe water really does flow backwards here down under.


We had a supercell tear through and all but tornado the site and the firewater tank float gauge got torn and twisted up. Everybody kept asking people what the tank level was and coming up with more elaborate jokes to describe what level the gauge made it look like. I don't remember any of the good ones because there probably wasn't a good one and the joke was how the gauge looked.

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