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VideoGames posted:If mps only sit in parliament for four days a week surely I and everyone else can do the same. And every workplace should have a bar.
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I'm fully on board for sacking off Monday from the working week forever
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Tesseraction posted:I'm assuming he'd try the former and then the latter. Suspect his sister might invite him round and give him some rubber hose cryptanalysis until he takes the sensible option. VideoGames posted:If mps only sit in parliament for four days a week surely I and everyone else can do the same.
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SpaceCommie posted:I'm a pretty junior member (only signed up in 2015 and I've only sporadically made meetings and canvassing where I can since). Junior member schmunior member, I only joined a month and a half ago and now I’m organising this poo poo! All we really need is a tech person to explain exactly and clearly what the data means. Don’t worry too much if you don’t think it’s a slam dunk or anything. If you’re on Twitter, send this guy a DM - @callumcant1 - and he’ll have a chat with you. If you’re not on Twitter let me know and I’ll sort something else out. By the way, the “other data” I was referring to is this: https://pastebin.com/LC7dsNsf. Someone else scraped the .json from last night, before they changed it. Might be worth a look.
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painted into a coroner posted:If Bercow is standing down today, what happens to the Speaker? Will he still be acting Speaker until a new one is chosen or will the last few days be dedicated to all parties attempting and failing to appoint a replacement? Ken Clarke will step in until either a new speaker is elected or Parliament is suspended.
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Oct 31, 2019 16:50
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feedmegin posted:Don't make me stairs you in Slack Got to set up a secret goon faction within Labour.
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Rustybear posted:+ need your leader doing big headline grabbing events up and down the country throughout the campaign and not locked into their local constituency in a door-knocking death match. Next election we should chase Boris out of his new constituency, then the next one and so on, and in no more than 3,250 years we'll have chased him out of the entire UK! 
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Oct 31, 2019 16:53
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Gonzo McFee posted:And every workplace should have a bar. My workplace apparently used to have a bar, I can't even imagine what that's like
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SpaceCommie posted:I'm a pretty junior member (only signed up in 2015 and I've only sporadically made meetings and canvassing where I can since). Oh, and if you don’t have Twitter, you can fill out the form here: https://strategyofrefusal.com/contact/
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mfcrocker posted:My workplace apparently used to have a bar, I can't even imagine what that's like Old timers at my work talk about how they used to get free everything and they got their works night out paid for. Work sounds like it was a lot better before the Credit Crunch.
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Comrade Fakename posted:All we really need is a tech person to explain exactly and clearly what the data means. Don’t worry too much if you don’t think it’s a slam dunk or anything. If you’re on Twitter, send this guy a DM - @callumcant1 - and he’ll have a chat with you. If you’re not on Twitter let me know and I’ll sort something else out. Oh god the Bastani lot are organizing the campaign now?
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Gonzo McFee posted:Boris got boo'd out of a hospital. If Labour don't start using the slogan 'Time to ditch Boris' at some point during this campaign I will be extremely disappointed 
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sebzilla posted:Keith Vaz suspended for six months for ""expressing a willingness" to help buy cocaine for male prostitutes" Do you want your MP to be the kind of guy who doesn't buy their male prostitutes some cocaine?
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The last time I travelled for work I left my hotel bar booze on the expenses claim because I correctly surmised the faceless HR department were probably too lazy or incompetent to notice.
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Purple Prince posted:If Labour don’t win a majority Corbyn should resign. Never bet on things you want to happen.
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mfcrocker posted:My workplace apparently used to have a bar, I can't even imagine what that's like An acquaintence I know in the finance sector (I knew them briefly through family) had a fridge at work the receptionists restocked daily and they would just drink on the job. Apparently they had an intern who had just finished sixth form and was waiting to go to finance school in the autumn. Obviously he thought this poo poo was the greatest thing in his life so he joined in gleefully and tried to drink match these much-older guys. Shortly after lunch he stumbled off to the toilet and hadn't come back for like 40 minutes so they went to check on him, chuckling that he'd probably fallen asleep. They found him on the floor of the toilet with his trousers down and a giant poo poo trail from the toilet. It appears he'd sat down to drop his guts, realised there wasn't toilet paper and gotten up to get some but couldn't or didn't remember to not start making GBS threads but this then apparently got under his shoes make him fall on the floor, after which he tried to crawl to the sink out of a desperate desire to right this horror show. However he was too drunk and passed out, leaving the scene for them to all find. Like a stabbed man crawling in search of rescue leaving a blood trail in their wake. But a drinked man, and smushing a poop trail.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/1189927543119450114 They were actually saying "Boo-ris"!
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Ms Fuchi posted:No one knows what it like to be a dustbin, in Shaftesbury, with hooligans... I get and appreciate this reference!
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Oct 31, 2019 17:11
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Tesseraction posted:Poop Good point, we've not heard from Seaside Loafer in ages
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Oct 31, 2019 17:12
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Tesseraction posted:That's what I said but I got tackled as I tried to enter the commons You gotta dress the part, then you can show up every week for years and no one notices, though you might attract voters.
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Oct 31, 2019 17:13
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Oct 31, 2019 17:14
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I wonder what's better, the may approach of avoiding everyone, or the boris approach of getting screamed at by everyone wherever you go.
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Comrade Fakename posted:Junior member schmunior member, I only joined a month and a half ago and now I’m organising this poo poo! Is there much of a call for tech work on a volunteer basis, either for Momentum or Labour? I'd like to get involved doing something, but I fear that computer touching is possibly my only valuable skill.
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OwlFancier posted:I wonder what's better, the may approach of avoiding everyone, or the boris approach of getting screamed at by everyone wherever you go. There was an article a few years back talking about how exposing yourself to negative comments from the plebs can often give campaigning prime ministers a popularity boost, as it falsely portrays them as an underdog.
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sebzilla posted:Good point, we've not heard from Seaside Loafer in ages Since that brain surgery I think writing has been difficult for him. Think he said he lurks still though. Hi, if you're reading, Loafer!
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sebzilla posted:Good point, we've not heard from Seaside Loafer in ages I hope he's OK.  Voting the cemetery is Tory work.
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sebzilla posted:Not all of the people depicted are Jewish. All of them are capitalists. Nahhhh careful they went and found the artist and he's a bit of an anti semite and definitely meant the noses as a deliberate portrayal
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Surprise T Rex posted:Is there much of a call for tech work on a volunteer basis, either for Momentum or Labour? I'd like to get involved doing something, but I fear that computer touching is possibly my only valuable skill. We definitely need computer touchers! Fill this in: https://forms.gle/rSApq7hYfYSKzKzg6
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Never bet on things you want to happen. I spread bet to favour No Overall Majority
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/1189927543119450114 Why on earth did he decide to do his hospital visit in Cambridge instead of somewhere full of Tories?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:You gotta dress the part, then you can show up every week for years and no one notices, though you might attract voters. Coohoolin posted:Nahhhh careful they went and found the artist and he's a bit of an anti semite and definitely meant the noses as a deliberate portrayal But it was later dug up he'd made earlier comments about the "rich Jews that control the world" and stuff, so yeah. (Apparently, at least, that's all been removed from the articles on it now.)
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CGI Stardust posted:Jeremy Corbyn has mastered the art of Hokuto no Ken Livingstone We call thatt a "domherre", literal translation would be "judgment lord".
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Qwertycoatl posted:Why on earth did he decide to do his hospital visit in Cambridge instead of somewhere full of Tories? Because he's very smart. Nah, kidding aside, Addenbrooke's is in Heidi Allen's seat. Until she quit for CUKTIG it had been a Tory seat since creation in 1997, and the seats it was created out of were both Tory from their creation in 1983. If the Tories want a majority they really need to be winning South Cambridgeshire.
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His Divine Shadow posted:We call thatt a "domherre", literal translation would be "judgment lord". over here we have dumhair, which translates to "somehow, prime minister"
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Guavanaut posted:Dress the part like suit and tie, or dress the part like an outrageous 17th century gilded suit, a parson's hat with a two foot brim, a monocle, a gold plated war hammer, and a partridge under your arm so that everyone assumes that you're filling some official function lost to time? Either works, though leaning towards the latter.
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Angry Lobster posted:They were actually saying "Boo-ris"!  Quick and dirty.
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