The Piss Tape Is Real (wear the hat)

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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
	the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
	the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
	the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
	the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy

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ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Pooky posted:

The piss tape is real, it's the Steele dossier that is bought, paid for, and poorly put together.

That's an odd way to describe the book of revelations

# ? Oct 31, 2019 13:05

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 17:41

Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

# ? Nov 1, 2019 01:37

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

ted hitler posted:

# ? Nov 1, 2019 01:50

Mouth Ze Dong: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

ted hitler posted:

# ? Nov 1, 2019 02:09

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

ted hitler posted:

# ? Nov 1, 2019 03:43

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

ted hitler posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 1, 2019 04:50

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

ted hitler posted:

holy moly

# ? Nov 1, 2019 05:15

The Atomic Man-Boy: Jul 23, 2007

If I should die
before I wake
I pray the tape
my piss to take

# ? Nov 2, 2019 02:36

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

if the piss tape isn't real then why did Steele go into hiding?

:thunk:

# ? Nov 2, 2019 02:53

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Donald "Piss Tape" Trump

# ? Nov 2, 2019 05:04

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

Donald "Piss Tape Star" Trump

# ? Nov 2, 2019 05:50

Studio: Jan 15, 2008

Wore the hat to a party today. I'm now Piss Hat Guy.

I take the name with honor.

# ? Nov 2, 2019 07:40

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Studio posted:

Wore the hat to a party today. I'm now Piss Hat Guy.

I take the name with honor.

Tinkle Topper Guy

# ? Nov 2, 2019 18:13

Pf. Hikikomoriarty: Feb 15, 2003; RO YNSHO; Slippery Tilde

ikanreed posted:

I had always thought of it as a shibboleth of our unreality. A token of how inevitable truth has been swallowed by decorum, but also a spear of light that could pierce the fog of Holy poo poo Donald Trunp Is President and throw us all hurtling back to reality.

Something so undeniably pure in its realness that all the bullshit punditry would fall. All the nattering fact checkers who merely police the status quo would fall silent being blindsided by absurd truth.

# ? Nov 2, 2019 20:57

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

*posting from alternate universe where the piss tape isn't real*

Help I don't exist

# ? Nov 2, 2019 22:37

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

ikanreed posted:

*posting from alternate universe where the piss tape isn't real*

Help I don't exist

# ? Nov 3, 2019 01:50

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

ikanreed posted:

*posting from alternate universe where the piss tape isn't real*

Help I don't exist

Instead of lol they say olo

# ? Nov 3, 2019 18:51

Vashro: May 12, 2004; Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

If you see my PTIR hat at the mpls Bernie rally don't be shy

# ? Nov 3, 2019 23:20

Vashro: May 12, 2004; Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

Couple "nice hat"s at the Bernie rally tonight. We each do our part

# ? Nov 4, 2019 03:22

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

my Piss Tape beanie has resumed its place upon my head, warming me that i may serve as a billboard for its Truth

# ? Nov 4, 2019 03:53

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

What I didn't know there were beanies

# ? Nov 4, 2019 03:59

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Inspector Hound posted:

What I didn't know there were beanies

they are if you have a gigantic cranium like yours truly

# ? Nov 4, 2019 04:19

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Inspector Hound posted:

What I didn't know there were beanies

one day, all headwear shall bear the truth of the Tape

# ? Nov 4, 2019 04:47

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Saying the piss tape is real with confidence and bravado

# ? Nov 6, 2019 22:53

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/PaulJonMilne/status/1191354472703897601

# ? Nov 7, 2019 02:28

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/PaulJonMilne/status/1191354472703897601

Ah, that must be where the pisstape.org servers live

# ? Nov 7, 2019 03:48

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Studio posted:

Wore the hat to a party today. I'm now Piss Hat Guy.

I take the name with honor.

Hold on one goddamn second.

# ? Nov 7, 2019 03:51

Mouth Ze Dong: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

P I S S T A P E
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 06:24

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

P I S S T A P E
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 18:07

Mouth Ze Dong: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Tag yourself

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 9, 2019 04:56

Studio: Jan 15, 2008

Pancakes posted:

Hold on one goddamn second.

We can all be piss hat guy.

The piss hat only represents our belief in what is true and real.

# ? Nov 9, 2019 08:16

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

No Bart I'm piss

# ? Nov 9, 2019 09:23

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1193021654055706624

it's real

# ? Nov 9, 2019 12:08

AppleNippleBOB: May 13, 2007

Not sure if this has been posted, but this vendor has some pretty cool looking piss tape swag.

I just bought this glow in the dark enamled pin https://www.witchsy.com/gift-ideas/piss-tape-is-real-x-toynbee-tile-enamel-pin-black-clone/ and 6 of the stickers.

Piss tape is certainly real

# ? Nov 10, 2019 02:53