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Lightning Knight posted:Hey UKMT, come contribute to my awesome new thread! There you go Jedit.
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Have the greens made any comments about where they intend to run?
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Nov 1, 2019 15:26
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Clearly voting labour makes you poor.
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ah, but this only shows how badly Labour mismanage local governance! etc. e: ^^ fb
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OwlFancier posted:Clearly voting labour makes you poor. With how the Tory government apparently selectively allocate funding to Tory-held councils this is at least partially true.
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Nov 1, 2019 15:34
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For the goon who asked about the million vs billion divide, a million seconds will put you forward 11 days while a billion is 31 years.
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Nov 1, 2019 15:37
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Jose posted:this definitely needs to be in some labour adverts The Tories care about the NHS in the same way every website trying to harvest our personal data says how they value our privacy.
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Nov 1, 2019 15:38
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OwlFancier posted:Clearly voting labour makes you poor. Tories are rich rural people, Labour are rural povvos and urban types. Therefore I should vote Tory for a better chance of having a nice house in the country.
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Nov 1, 2019 15:40
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Guavanaut posted:urban types. guavflaps
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Nov 1, 2019 15:43
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Flipswitch posted:For the goon who asked about the million vs seconds divide, a million seconds will put you forward 11 days while a billion is 31 years. Or if you earned £5000 per day, every day, starting 15 April 2019 you would have a million pounds. if you earned £5000 every day since the day Columbus landed in America, you would not have a billion. People really, really don't have a grasp on how big it is.
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Nov 1, 2019 15:46
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the poo poo flinging wars begin https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1190273435504664577
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Tesseraction posted:the poo poo flinging wars begin Pretty funny and factual for a Tory
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Nov 1, 2019 15:56
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Downside I guess is that farage makes boris look moderate by comparison.
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Nov 1, 2019 15:58
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Angepain posted:Come to think of it, it might be a good idea for the OP to contain a general reminder to keep good care of your own mental health as a top priority. The election period is going to be stressful for a lot of people and it can often feel like you're obliged to pay attention to all the bad stuff that's happening and go above and beyond your own capacity for doing stuff to help, but wearing yourself out and ruining your own mental health isn't actually a good thing to do or to aim for. it's okay to switch off for a while and come back stronger. something along those lines, maybe put some numbers to helpines, even. This - please remember to take care of yourselves everyone. The next month or so is going to be an absolute emotional rollercoaster, regardless of the result. We've got off to a really promising start so far, but even so there have been some scary moments (like lovely poll results, the rumours the Brexit Party would only target Labour marginals, etc). I found myself constantly refreshing the BBC live updates page the other day as I was unable to think about anything else. Its not healthy - don't do it. There is so much at stake that there are bound to be further massive highs and depressing lows, no matter what happens on 12 Dec. I would encourage all of you to make sure you are taking enough time away from politics over the next month to avoid damage your own emotional wellbeing/mental health.
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Nov 1, 2019 15:59
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OwlFancier posted:Downside I guess is that farage makes boris look moderate by comparison. I don't think there's many people who want "hard brexit, but wait not quite that hard please."
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Tesseraction posted:I don't think there's many people who want "hard brexit, but wait not quite that hard please." No, but it makes boris look less like a loving moron when farage is frothing and biting his pint glass.
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Hello yous, with election season upon us the brainspiders are going to be out in force, recently I've taken a couple of steps to make my internet experience less loving awful and I would like to share; Hide Youtube comments Hides all youtube comments, there is no toggle button to tempt you to show them again, they're just gone. Quick Javascript switcher Adds a javascript toggle button to the toolbar, breaks a sites that use ad-block blocker, skips "we see you're using adblocker", breaks embedded video ads, works per domain/sub domain rather than globally. Alternate player for twitch Alternate player for twitch, bypasses all ads, adds instant replay feature and generally cleans up UI for those long BBC parliament sessions
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Nov 1, 2019 16:23
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Nov 1, 2019 16:30
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kirby backing dancer line!
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CGI Stardust posted:kirby backing dancer line! New Cabaret lookin' lit.
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Superterranean posted:I don't think it's particularly meaningful to ask what would happen if a Labour government did something it's pretty much said it won't do. You'll never get a job in the media with that attitude.
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RottenK posted:libdems want brexit, it's the only thing that keeps their poo poo party alive The Lib Dems wrecking things for Labour to make Brexit happen vs Farage wrecking things for the Tories to make sure Brexit never actually happens and ruins his grift.
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Nov 1, 2019 16:40
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peanut- posted:The Lib Dems wrecking things for Labour to make Brexit happen vs Farage wrecking things for the Tories to make sure Brexit never actually happens and ruins his grift. Brexit Party are the real Tories Tories are the real SNP SNP are the real Labour Labour are the real Lib Dems Lib Dems are the real UKIP
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Sanford posted:Goes directly against their stated aims though. Can anyone name a Lib Dem policy other than “stop brexit”? Best way to achieve that is by not standing candidates in marginal labour seats with a strong remain vote, where they themselves have no chance of winning. Tbh I think it would be good for them; start rebuilding some of the trust that was so badly betrayed with the coalition. code:
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Nov 1, 2019 16:50
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I'm really just hoping that the Lib Dems just repeat the 2017 campaign all over again, only talking about Brexit but then get asked something about policy and after just replying about Brexit finally come out with something bollocks like the 1p NHS tax.
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Nov 1, 2019 16:50
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I'm catching up on the thread and Kirby shitposting reminded me of one of my favourite tweets: https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1034148211785703429
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Tesseraction posted:guavflaps I know it's gauche to quote yourself, but that isn't going to stop me. At the end of the last thread I posted a question that was ignored because I posted it at the end of the last thread for the purposes of irony so that when most people saw it the thread would be locked: Braggart posted:If the UKMT was locked and only Guavanaut or Pissflaps could start a new one, who would you vote for? But there's a better poll on this matter right now. Go vote in that 
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an_mutt posted:I'm catching up on the thread and Kirby shitposting reminded me of one of my favourite tweets: VG has spent years sticking Kirby up his rear end?
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What?? Also before the previous post I was very happy about the amount of Kirby being posted. Love Kirby!
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My Conservative MP won with a majority of over 16,000 in my constituency in 2017 so there will be no significant splitting of the vote by the Brexit Party. It's hard to get motivated about voting when your constituency is a foregone conclusion.
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Starsnostars posted:My Conservative MP won with a majority of over 16,000 in my constituency in 2017 so there will be no significant splitting of the vote by the Brexit Party. It's hard to get motivated about voting when your constituency is a foregone conclusion. Get the momentum app and find your closest marginal and get campaigning! If you have to live under a tory oval office at least make sure he's miserable due to being in opposition
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Tesseraction posted:Get the momentum app and find your closest marginal and get campaigning! If you have to live under a tory oval office at least make sure he's miserable due to being in opposition Thiisssssss
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Starsnostars posted:My Conservative MP won with a majority of over 16,000 in my constituency in 2017 so there will be no significant splitting of the vote by the Brexit Party. It's hard to get motivated about voting when your constituency is a foregone conclusion. Then don't get motivated about the effect you won't have in your constituency. Just tick the Labour box, put your vote in the post, and go campaign elsewhere.
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More useful stuff for OP which I will update once I'm back home.Pound_Coin posted:Hello yous, with election season upon us the brainspiders are going to be out in force, recently I've taken a couple of steps to make my internet experience less loving awful and I would like to share; Also Angepain posted:Come to think of it, it might be a good idea for the OP to contain a general reminder to keep good care of your own mental health as a top priority. The election period is going to be stressful for a lot of people and it can often feel like you're obliged to pay attention to all the bad stuff that's happening and go above and beyond your own capacity for doing stuff to help, but wearing yourself out and ruining your own mental health isn't actually a good thing to do or to aim for. it's okay to switch off for a while and come back stronger. something along those lines, maybe put some numbers to helpines, even.  Jedit posted:VG has spent years sticking Kirby up his rear end? VideoGames posted:What?? 
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Day 1: Labour launch video much more popular than Tory's. Day 2: Corbyn does launch event, announces policies. Boris booed in hospital. Day 3: Farage knifes Boris Looking good so far
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