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lorn Wayne posted:well maybe you need to upgrade to a longbow +2 and put more talent points into 'repeat fire' Don't listen to this..get yourself a set of javelins and learn lightning javelin.
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Exercise is essentially just lying to your muscles
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Mariana Horchata posted:LG post ur cardio routine EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BACHATA AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN DANCER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WOOPING SOUNDS WHEN I DO CAPOERA OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE LEARNED THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS MARTIAL ART. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY SUBFORUM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN CSPAM CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MOVES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING SESH EVERY MORNIng
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3DCAT posted:ive completed recording the song Snart Helg snart! helg!
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i Lift the average quality of posts in this thread for at least 1 hour a day, at least 6 days a week
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Alec Eiffel posted:wife’s giving birth this month and all I can do to prepare is snart helg heck yeah congrats! give them a CSPAM Jr account
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i don't trust martial arts. the worker practices with the hammer, the scythe, and the cleaver. using just your hands is a bourgeoisie corruption of the body of the worker, which must never be without their tool.
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it's exhausting work, but as you get older it becomes more and more necessary. you can't just let it slide and hope for the best. not anymore.
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Can somebody please assign what workout methods corresponds to what fast food chains and then give them an average authenticity letter grade
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Joementum posted:big trump endorsement here no loving way lol
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I stay in shape by having consecutive panic attacks and killing my appetite with existential dread Also beat saber
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Mariana Horchata posted:LG post ur cardio routine I change it up everyday because running is boring as gently caress, treadmills are boring as gently caress, but calisthenics, they are very good, and it isn't that tae bo, jazzercise poo poo I do something along the lines of ginga + cocorinha 300x in 5 min au stretches, 3x on both sides, au on both sides 3 times ginga + esquiva lateral for another 5 minutes ginga + armada 10x both sides ginga + queixada 10x both sides ginga + role 10x both sides https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTOUT-rCOWw
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Admiral Ray posted:i don't trust martial arts. the worker practices with the hammer, the scythe, and the cleaver. using just your hands is a bourgeoisie corruption of the body of the worker, which must never be without their tool. I used to weed with a sickle it was ok but it doesn't get the roots, but the point helps dig them out
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"All the things he said, running through my head, running through my head", a play in one act: Scene: conference room in the white house, decorated entirely in gold furnishings. High Powered Turmp White House Lawyer: Mr. Vindleman, do you know why I have called u here for this meeting??? Vindman: Sir, No Sir! The Lieutenant Colonel is blissfully unaware of the tactical situation sir! Ooo Rah! America! Lawyer: It's because the president's... his phone call, was so cool and good for the country... Vindman: Murica! GIT'R'DUN! Lawyer: Indeed. The president's words, were very cool, and very legal. So legal and good that we have locked them away Vindman: GITMO! GIT SUM! GIT SUM! Lawyer: locked them away in a special server. If the country Vindman sings: America, america, god shed his grace on thee! Lawyer: were to find out about them, they would re-elect Trump so much it would break democracy! Vindman, saluting: Truth Justice and the AMERICAN WAY! SIR! Lawyer: Anyway, you must not tell anyone about the contents of the president's conversation. Only because it would make the people love him *too much* if they knew what he had done. Vindman, saluting rapidly with both hands: Mom's Apple Pie! Fourth of July! Let's roll!
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Make sure you catch the baby, or else they get all mad.
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every now and then something will get retweeted into my timeline where I have absolutely no loving clue what the poster is talking about and it's always kind of a neat experience https://mobile.twitter.com/cyb3rops/status/1190192027973144576
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Lol, they're making a Diablo IV.
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the true cardio of the proletariat is dance dance revolution
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Can somebody please assign what workout methods corresponds to what fast food chains and then give them an average authenticity letter grade jack in the box = jacking off thats the only exercise you need, A+
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Turdfuzz posted:Make sure you catch the baby, or else they get all mad. babies won't remember any oopsies on your part unless they turn into Sloth from the Goonies
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Nov 1, 2019 20:49
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:the true cardio of the proletariat is dance dance revolution I went to an arcade a month ago and saw DDR and was like, oh, I used to play this a ton, I'm sure I can try it out complete and utter wipeout, it's like someone had tied lead to both legs. That's when I realized it's been 10 years since I last played it I don't think anyone saw and it was in the corner so I very calmly walked off like nothing had happened and now live with my secret shame
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Admiral Ray posted:i don't trust martial arts. the worker practices with the hammer, the scythe, and the cleaver. using just your hands is a bourgeoisie corruption of the body of the worker, which must never be without their tool. look at this wealthlord who has never used peasant weaponry and become ninja with hammer + sickle nunchakus Turdfuzz posted:drat, you must be wealthy. im very poor. grains and fruits are easy and i grow them because agriculture is a mistake walking is free, calisthenics are free, going outside is free all of that is free for now.
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Nov 1, 2019 20:50
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Nae! posted:jack in the box = jacking off Chokes McGee posted:if that were true I'd be an olympic athlete
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Nov 1, 2019 20:50
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do you know how easy it'd be to body slam trump between the fat begirdled gut and his shoe rises he's like a bowling ball walking around on a couple straws
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Nov 1, 2019 20:50
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:the true cardio of the proletariat is dance dance revolution https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD7q-_nJNPQ
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the best cardio is staring directly at obliteration and convulsing from waves of cell death ed: oh oops someone else already said jack in the box
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Lastgirl posted:look at this wealthlord who has never used peasant weaponry and become ninja with hammer + sickle nunchakus Poor people don't typically have the time for that poo poo.
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Nov 1, 2019 20:51
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Chokes McGee posted:I went to an arcade a month ago and saw DDR and was like, oh, I used to play this a ton, I'm sure I can try it out thanks
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Nov 1, 2019 20:51
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smarxist posted:do you know how easy it'd be to body slam trump that's solid meat right there. and the always full diaper is lowering the center of gravity. you grab hold of Trump for a slam, you better be ready to ride that bull good luck
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Turdfuzz posted:Martial Arts places are full of cops and goobers. Not entirely true, go to a BJJ gym and it's full of stoner conspiracy theorists
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Chokes McGee posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BACHATA AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN DANCER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WOOPING SOUNDS WHEN I DO CAPOERA OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE LEARNED THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS MARTIAL ART. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY SUBFORUM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN CSPAM CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MOVES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING SESH EVERY MORNIng lmao
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neutral milf hotel posted:thanks yw
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tRETO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNCVSiDbRBY
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drat wish i was still in college so i could waste my time doing whatever avoiding school crap instead of wasting time at work pretending to work
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I usually do my aerobic routine to a sped up version of Dan Hartman's "Instant Replay" as seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nclj3vtg8M&t=2370s
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Turdfuzz posted:Poor people don't typically have the time for that poo poo. they do, they just make excuses like pretending to believe in stupid things like money capitalist poors are scum, and the devout communists want to elevate them, idiots.
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smarxist posted:do you know how easy it'd be to body slam trump You gotta pick someone up for a body slam. You're just talking about pushing him over. Gotta heft 239 lbs
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