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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mormonpartyboat posted:

the best cardio is staring directly at obliteration and convulsing from waves of cell death


ed: oh oops someone else already said jack in the box

i burn calories via whole-body radiation

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Don't make me post my abs.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

smarxist posted:

no loving way lol

he's the best president from Assad's perspective because he's transparent in his base motivations for pursuing essentially the same policies/goals the US always does

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Hatebag posted:

You gotta pick someone up for a body slam. You're just talking about pushing him over. Gotta heft 239 lbs

and then he falls on top of you like when people would try to slam Andre

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

that's solid meat right there. and the always full diaper is lowering the center of gravity. you grab hold of Trump for a slam, you better be ready to ride that bull

good luck

i feel like in a fight his only recourse would be to roll onto his back and try for some upkicks while simultaneously flinging poo poo at you from the cuffs of his pantlegs

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
assbad

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

LGD posted:

he's the best president from Assad's perspective because he's transparent in his base motivations for pursuing essentially the same policies/goals the US always does

ah, didn't wanna give them the click, but its hilarious that OANN is playing it straight cause they know chuds ain't gonna read either

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Chokes McGee posted:

and then he falls on top of you like when people would try to slam Andre

imagine the smell

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Lastgirl posted:

then why are you projecting so hard and literally defended one jesus christ, can i look at your brain???

I don't think he was defending him so much as objecting to you telling him to commit suicide.

Telling people to kill themselves doesn't seem very cool. Nor does melting down over being called on it

E: sorry, just realizing how far behind the thread I am. Feel free to ignore me if this has already been hugged out or whatever

Scapulor has issued a correction as of 20:57 on Nov 1, 2019

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
All you people getting in shape for the end times, as if there will be calories to support that. I am practicing by only eating 800 calories a day, which is likely what I'll have access too when poo poo goes down.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

Don't make me post my abs.

i dont know what breaks have to do with this

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
well off I go for my daily panic attack, brb

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 367 days!

Chokes McGee posted:

I went to an arcade a month ago and saw DDR and was like, oh, I used to play this a ton, I'm sure I can try it out

complete and utter wipeout, it's like someone had tied lead to both legs. That's when I realized it's been 10 years since I last played it

I don't think anyone saw and it was in the corner so I very calmly walked off like nothing had happened and now live with my secret shame

I played about 5 minutes of this police game where you stand in this frame that reflects on screen if you're ducking and the next day my thighs were in such agony that I could barely walk

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
239 lb binchpress

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




https://twitter.com/foxnewsdesk/status/1189490039685877762?s=20

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Scapulor posted:

I don't think he was defending him so much as objecting to you telling him to commit suicide.

Telling people to kill themselves doesn't seem very cool. Nor does melting down over being called on it

fair

do you like candy corn?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Pooky posted:

All you people getting in shape for the end times, as if there will be calories to support that. I am practicing by only eating 800 calories a day, which is likely what I'll have access too when poo poo goes down.

i dunno, i think there are a few decades of "if you're stronger/faster/more brutal you can eat as much as you want" before the "we can't grow anything because of climate change and a lot of the specialist knowledge died in the crater of civilization"

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


trup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4hgUxZ28ew

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Turdfuzz posted:

Don't make me post my abs.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Chokes McGee posted:

well off I go for my daily panic attack, brb

have fun

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Chokes McGee posted:

and then he falls on top of you like when people would try to slam Andre

Can't check trump's oil due to diap

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pooky posted:

All you people getting in shape for the end times, as if there will be calories to support that. I am practicing by only eating 800 calories a day, which is likely what I'll have access too when poo poo goes down.

I tried this. it turns out that when you're on certain types of psych meds, you don't actually lose weight. you just get gradually weaker and weaker until you can't get off the armchair anymore and sleep all the time. I don't recommend it

tenderjerk posted:

I played about 5 minutes of this police game where you stand in this frame that reflects on screen if you're ducking and the next day my thighs were in such agony that I could barely walk

I used to do this with a boxing game from the same company, the "gloves" you used were weighted down with sensors and cables and my abs would absolutely be immovable the next day

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

when the lead overshines

smh

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
the collapse of civilization will unfurl like a matroyshka doll of all of our past struggles with creating civilization from lesser social relations and on and on

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

what's trumpin, fellow kids.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/dannoyes/status/1190326077391917056?s=20

im laffing

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Pooky posted:

All you people getting in shape for the end times, as if there will be calories to support that. I am practicing by only eating 800 calories a day, which is likely what I'll have access too when poo poo goes down.

im practicing by randomly screaming at people on the street

if you don't get why it helps, then you're obviously not going to survive the wasteland

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tenderjerk posted:

I played about 5 minutes of this police game where you stand in this frame that reflects on screen if you're ducking and the next day my thighs were in such agony that I could barely walk

That game rules. 911 something by konami.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

god what an inspiration

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Don't listen to this..get yourself a set of javelins and learn lightning javelin.

max out pierce so you can clear the cow level easily

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

refilling a powered down fridge to own the libs

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

smarxist posted:

the collapse of civilization will unfurl like a matroyshka doll of all of our past struggles with creating civilization from lesser social relations and on and on

an eruption of blood followed by a slow attempt to structure civilization by balancing the inner monsters of the survivors

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pooky posted:

All you people getting in shape for the end times, as if there will be calories to support that. I am practicing by only eating 800 calories a day, which is likely what I'll have access too when poo poo goes down.

lol

yea go on a keto diet like a shmuck

do paleo like Jeb!

or, maybe just eat like a normal person and ditch the processed stuff, bing bong so simple

its easy to rack up 1k if you just blend small things together, even in a post apoc world

people's problem in america is burning that off because they're sedentary worker drones in a highly atomized car culture

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tarp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YvJwFQnA3o

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

it'd be dope if he got stabbed

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cannibalism is praxis

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Admiral Ray posted:

it'd be dope if he got stabbed

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



mormonpartyboat posted:

cannibalism is praxis

it's the only way out

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Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Lastgirl posted:

fair

do you like candy corn?

Eh, it's alright I guess. I wouldn't turn it down, but also probably wouldn't bother buying any for myself when Reese's pumpkins exist. You?

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