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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Steve Jail is real and you cannot convince me otherwise.

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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Trying to tie his "suicide" into the terrible quality of prisons is shady even for the American media.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


the greatest trick Steve Jail ever pulled,

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Stephen Jail was no angel.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Helsing posted:

Let's be generous and say that the number of people who thought this was real is just a reflection of how the timeline we live in has gone completely off the rails.



drat heckin crap

what in the good graces is this world

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Dr. Killjoy posted:

spiraling triangle

Took me a second but yeahhh hmm- file it under "Goofs (possibly intended by the filmmaker)" because with what they do they may as well have been founded with that intent

e: Remember Jailer!

Harold Stassen has issued a correction as of 23:48 on Nov 1, 2019

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Pontificating rear end posted:

drat heckin crap

what in the good graces is this world

My favorite part is we have Brick Tamblin, undercover operative on the case.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
That's this age-old bit that has been in every sitcom ever so much so that family guy beat it dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJzBopVRKPo&t=26s

here's the joke i was trying to figure out for a half hour:

Guard: what's your name
Steve Jail *looks around*
*sees Bill Clinton peeping out from behind a desk* "Clinton..."
*sees CIA agent giving a big thumbs up* "...agent"
"d'oh!"

Pontificating Ass has issued a correction as of 00:20 on Nov 2, 2019

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




gh0stpinballa posted:

also the guards. one of them wasn't actually a prison guard, they let that slip by accident. so what the gently caress were they? where are they now?

the jail has a policy that cooks and janitors and poo poo need to fill in if needed but that just means having a cia dude show up for the shift would be way easier

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Steve Jail huh, is hats your mother’s name?

Rhonda... Windowpane. Rhonda Windowpane.

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Helsing posted:

Let's be generous and say that the number of people who thought this was real is just a reflection of how the timeline we live in has gone completely off the rails.



I literally read this post yet processed the picture as a true article.

Then had to find the original because I couldn't believe such a thing actually happened, but still was like, "wow, NY times published this, how crazy."

Finally confirmed I couldn't find the article plus no examples of anyone claiming it was true, and came back here to express my disbelief that such an article could be true, and realized what your post said.

I should be less online, is what my lesson here is

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Tempora Mutantur posted:

I should be less online, is what my lesson here is

Welcome to Tiny Train World, Tempora Mutantur!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Tempora Mutantur posted:

I should be less online, is what my lesson here is

you should get way more online and test online horseshoe theory

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

okay cards on the table time, what is the deal with 9/11, what happened there, allegedly

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

It's 0.81818181818, but the insane part is, the 8181818 keeps going forever!

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

gh0stpinballa posted:

okay cards on the table time, what is the deal with 9/11, what happened there, allegedly

the cabal and CIA did it, put options are a clear giveaway which were 'debunked' by looking into the trades of both United and American Airlines, which sounds fine on the surface, until you read Glenn Tiltons Wikipedia page and how he ended up consolidating the airline industry, also Alex Brown and Deutchebank, Ghislaine's connections to Cantor Fitzgeralds 'charity', etc, Christine Maxwell's Chilliad implementation of Chilliad directly after 9/11, the NSA version of PROMIS and PRISM etc

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I think 20 plane tickets and some pilot lessons aren't hard to come by

Hell, I quit taking pilot lessons after learning how to take off and land, it was expensive as poo poo

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Inspector Hound posted:

I think 20 plane tickets and some pilot lessons aren't hard to come by

Hell, I quit taking pilot lessons after learning how to take off and land, it was expensive as poo poo

Ghislaine got her pilot's license at the same flight school as Mohammed Atta 🙃

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

gh0stpinballa posted:

okay cards on the table time, what is the deal with 9/11, what happened there, allegedly

The Bilderbergs did it to complete a satanic ritual that started with the sacrifice of Jonbenet Ramsey

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Ace of Baes posted:

Ghislaine got her pilot's license at the same flight school as Mohammed Atta 🙃

There may only be a few flight schools that accept bags of all different mixed up currencies from the CIA

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Jeffrey Eggstein

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

gh0stpinballa posted:

okay cards on the table time, what is the deal with 9/11, what happened there, allegedly



the scare quotes around ally always get me

cuppy tea
Feb 6, 2009

by Cyrano4747

gh0stpinballa posted:

okay cards on the table time, what is the deal with 9/11, what happened there, allegedly

https://www.mintpressnews.com/newly-released-fbi-docs-shed-light-on-apparent-mossad-foreknowledge-of-9-11-attacks/258581/

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Ruffian Price posted:




the scare quotes around ally always get me

Like that doesn't seem like a super spy dry run to me

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




it's the cabal that never eeennndddssss
crack ping on and on my friiieeennndddssss

https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1190276305083863040

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019


oh gently caress me, what does god want of me here

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Tempora Mutantur posted:

I literally read this post yet processed the picture as a true article.

Then had to find the original because I couldn't believe such a thing actually happened, but still was like, "wow, NY times published this, how crazy."

Finally confirmed I couldn't find the article plus no examples of anyone claiming it was true, and came back here to express my disbelief that such an article could be true, and realized what your post said.

I should be less online, is what my lesson here is

Welcome to the Matrix. It's 2019, there is no offline. :twisted:

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing

A Russian troll farm posted:

[Physical Instrument - Legendary 20] Lean forward so hard you snap your neck

lmbo

cuppy tea
Feb 6, 2009

by Cyrano4747
https://twitter.com/kbq225/status/1190795004333215744

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

lmfao

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://vault.fbi.gov/jeffrey-epstein

apparently this just dropped?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


somneone tell me if there is any information in these. doesn't look like it from the first 2 pdfs

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


PRO

CLICK

ZONE

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I like how no one bothers actually recording "watters' world" so all we have of it are zapruder gently caress cell phone videos

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


20 and 21 might be new. the rest have been there for a long time imo.

e: i dont think they're new either

Bulgakov has issued a correction as of 06:34 on Nov 3, 2019

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

loving lmao

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

pancake rabbit posted:

it's the cabal that never eeennndddssss
crack ping on and on my friiieeennndddssss

https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1190276305083863040
lol that shoots down any notions of bezos not being a kid fucker

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I cracked this openly randomly and found an underaged woman's MySpace profile. gently caress.

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