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Gonna just kramer into public discords screaming that I'll pay 10 mil if someone attacks someone for me
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# ? Oct 30, 2019 19:26 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:37 |
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Marxalot posted:Gonna just kramer into public discords screaming that I'll pay 10 mil if someone attacks someone for me Pacific order loves to ask questions, you should
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 02:53 |
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What better way to annoy pubbies than by turning your nation page into a monstrosity straight out of the 1990's internet?
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 08:57 |
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Kim Jaym Il posted:What better way to annoy pubbies than by turning your nation page into a monstrosity straight out of the 1990's internet? Got a ten hour loop of Silver Shamrock as my anthem for Halloween.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 09:21 |
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The people who play this game are outstandingly bad at this game in ways that I can't properly explain to someone who doesn't play it. The design is rear end backwards but you'll figure it out in the first week and have this poo poo down far better than the people who have been playing for years.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 16:11 |
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Important thing that Anklebiter Squad learned today: If a dude has a bunch of planes but no gas to fly them, don't bomb his planes on the tarmac. Bomb his troops. Because the game goes "oh look an incoming airstrike I better scramble my fighters to defend against it, except they have no gas so their effective strength is 0, oh well" and you kill planes on the way to kill troops. I did not learn this, I was just lucky enough to watch it unfold. Game is broken in interesting ways.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 17:14 |
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I just attacked someone this morning and evaporated a little over 3 million in cash worth of tanks and probably another million or so worth of their planes doing mostly the same thing with my planes. They are also blockaded so they cannot get any relief supplies and apparently not in on the greatest money laundering scheme this game has, baseball. Pubbies are very bad at this game, and the hive mind has taught me the many ways this person was wrong in like two or three weeks. Pretty sure I saw a four or five year badge on the nation.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 17:26 |
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I'm 3 days old and have pillaged over 12 million now, and splurged it all on a baseball stadium! I'm now raiding low level Arrrgh members in the hope there's something i the alliance bank to pinch too.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 18:20 |
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OzyMandrill posted:I'm 3 days old and have pillaged over 12 million now, and splurged it all on a baseball stadium! There isn't, but that shouldn't stop you from doing it anyway
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 18:24 |
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Anybody know who this is? They're not on the Discord https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=181120
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 20:16 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Anybody know who this is? They're not on the Discord No, but I just asked them Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Oct 31, 2019 |
# ? Oct 31, 2019 21:34 |
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lol totally went for someone way out of my league and am probably gonna get trashed. Luckily they got no boats, so I can still just dump everything into the bank if need be. But maybe She Guevara and Rex can keep this from being a complete shitshow.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 00:23 |
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HelloSailorSign posted:lol totally went for someone way out of my league and am probably gonna get trashed. This is the beauty of being in anklebiter squad if you get trashed you'll be back on your feet before the beige timer ends and you'll have learned valuable lessons Meanwhile the guy you're fighting is probably looking at the war screen and sighing sadly, like "This? This is what I've been reduced to?" Then if enough of us pile on and beat the guy he'll probably be so crushed he just quits
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 00:38 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:This is the beauty of being in anklebiter squad I feel true victory is measured by my opponent's "last active" timer. The longer I get them to stop playing out of frustration, the happier I am.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 03:00 |
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I signed up for this dumb poo poo. Long live The Glorious People's Kingdom of Morgannwg. Long Live Gay Luxury Communism. [edit] left to my own devices I promptly near bankrupted my nation by spam clicking baseball stadium upgrades. Whoops! Galaga Galaxian fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Nov 1, 2019 |
# ? Nov 1, 2019 06:43 |
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im an island in the middle of quebec send help.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 06:53 |
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Galaga Galaxian posted:I signed up for this dumb poo poo. Play baseball and get them back!
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 11:25 |
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Just made an account. I need a browser game that allows maximum tears for almost no effort with my work schedule. Fear the Communist Theocracy of Zaurg but a Prussian and cannot wait to taze other people's balls as my glorious Bookchinist Soviet Theocratic Militarist Shitcoin Republic.
Butter Activities fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Nov 1, 2019 |
# ? Nov 1, 2019 12:34 |
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Ate my first nuke today. Kinda wear that as a badge. I think the launcher was irritated that I have their nation blockaded and then air striked about 3 million of their remaining dollars.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 12:34 |
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What should I do while I wait for my !apply to process? What page can I change to Pirate war policy?
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 13:04 |
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:What should I do while I wait for my !apply to process? What page can I change to Pirate war policy? Follow the Objectives to make more dongs.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 13:50 |
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Until it asks you to make tanks. Tanks aren't gay and are capitalist, so they are bad choices..
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 15:14 |
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hosed up someone else's day again with the blockade + air strike money tactic. That poo poo is god drat vicious and will cash starve an opponent right quick. No alliance money, and I'll delete 2-3 million every 4 turns. Glad they haven't figured out baseball yet.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 17:25 |
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:What should I do while I wait for my !apply to process? What page can I change to Pirate war policy? Wait until you are under the goon umbrella and been assigned to a squad/nationscore, so that you don't get eaten alive as soon as you step out of Beige (protection from attacks)
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 18:09 |
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If the process hasn't changed in the last week, they're going to first only let you into the discord under a "in training" group, while pointing you to our wiki and some instructions to become a full-fledged member (doing your first raids for easy $$$).
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 18:15 |
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Hey remember my ongoing mission to destroy all nation's flying the stars and bars? I declared on this guy over it and he ... Changed his flag. I am a goon if my word so I called off the attack
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 19:13 |
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fuzzy_logic posted:Hey remember my ongoing mission to destroy all nation's flying the stars and bars? I declared on this guy over it and he ... Changed his flag. I am a goon if my word so I called off the attack It's cool if the rest of us kill him though, right?
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 19:19 |
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fart store posted:It's cool if the rest of us kill him though, right? Get them to change their nation name in exchange for peace.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 19:22 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Get them to change their nation name in exchange for peace. Or wait for him to change his flag back and flatten him
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 19:27 |
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This is great it’s like I imagine Eve was in the beginning where all the other alliances have pretty unsophisticated support and leadership, and it’s full of rp’er types.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 19:27 |
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fart store posted:It's cool if the rest of us kill him though, right? I mean I'm not the boss of you.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 19:31 |
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The banner ad intrigued me, this thread captured my heart. I'd like to join the cause. Can I play this on my android tablet? This discord thingy work on tablets? Total rookie to all of this, and I'll likely need some hand holding. I work away from home for 2 week stints, and only have a pc at home. So, I'd be happy to contribute on my tablet nearly every day, or on a 2week on/off basis if restricted to pc only. In any case, gently caress yeah, keep spreading the fully automated luxury gay communism! Also, I appreciate the propaganda réportage!
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 01:20 |
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Absolutely yes to both questions!
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 01:27 |
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Great. I've got my nation juuust started, installed discord, applied there, and now I'm holding off joining GOONS ingame because it shows the bloc as black. If I join, will that remove me from beige? I've not done anything in game yet, so don't want to lose beige prematurely. Edit: Thanks fart store B33rChiller fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Nov 2, 2019 |
# ? Nov 2, 2019 02:22 |
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You can join an alliance but not match its color, you just miss out on some kind of bonus.
Ditocoaf fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Nov 2, 2019 |
# ? Nov 2, 2019 02:37 |
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B33rChiller posted:Great. I've got my nation juuust started, installed discord, applied there, and now I'm holding off joining GOONS ingame because it shows the bloc as black. If I join, will that remove me from beige? I've not done anything in game yet, so don't want to lose beige prematurely. Start here: https://wiki.donotfearjazz.info/doku.php?id=beginnersguidefordumbos
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 02:38 |
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Please enjoy this wartime footage of two pubbies who miraculously coordinated a full 12-point airstrike and 3-nation espionage assault at day rollover, across alliances no less... ... and still wound up on the wrong end of a 2:1 kill ratio.
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 04:13 |
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fuzzy_logic posted:Hey remember my ongoing mission to destroy all nation's flying the stars and bars? I declared on this guy over it and he ... Changed his flag. I am a goon if my word so I called off the attack https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=53229
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 05:43 |
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Kill murder destroy.
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 16:12 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:37 |
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I have enough browser game stuff to play, but I'll be watching this thread. Fight the good fight, goons. This is fascinating to read and watch.
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 17:29 |