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YOSFS stores all files in a relational database using the same schema as vBulletin
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file renaming is through a name change panel and metadata is through a custom title panel
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Nov 1, 2019 13:01
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renaming a file costs ten bucks
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Nov 1, 2019 15:45
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skifree but you’re the yeti
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Nov 1, 2019 16:25
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Bulgakov posted:skifree but you’re the yeti https://biggreenpillow.itch.io/mr-yetis-fast-food
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Nov 1, 2019 17:58
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:YOSOS does not support more than two channels of audio output, because people only have two ears.
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Nov 1, 2019 21:22
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Failed Sega Accessory Ahoy!
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Menacer posted:YOSOS detects when you plug in any USB device and pops up a window with a happy fish telling you "USB sucks, don't use it." drat takin me back
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Nov 1, 2019 21:23
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rotor posted:YOSFS stores all files in a relational database using the same schema as vBulletin im unironically bummed out WinFS and its sql query lang never came to fruition
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Nov 1, 2019 21:28
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power botton posted:im unironically bummed out WinFS and its sql query lang never came to fruition epic samesies
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Nov 1, 2019 21:30
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that's why i've specified it for YOSOS, in my capacity of YOSOS Lead Product Manager
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Nov 1, 2019 21:31
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rotor posted:that's why i've specified it for YOSOS, in my capacity of YOSOS Lead Product Manager How much lead is contained in YOSOS?
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Nov 1, 2019 23:52
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Raluek posted:How much lead is contained in YOSOS? is that lead as in rhymes with read or the other way?
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Nov 1, 2019 23:56
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rotor posted:is that lead as in rhymes with read or the other way? No, it rhymes with read.
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Nov 2, 2019 00:27
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ok so probably as much as you want then.
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its actually hackintosh
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Nov 2, 2019 03:24
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it will still, inexplicably, have a Windows™ key.
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Sniep posted:it will still, inexplicably, have a Windows™ key. Not just the post, haphazardly removed with plyers??
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Nov 2, 2019 04:41
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you have to fly around in virtual reality to open the most secret files
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Nov 2, 2019 06:09
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Menacer posted:YOSOS detects when you plug in any USB device and pops up a window with a happy fish telling you "USB sucks, don't use it." it also detects when you try to plug a usb in but get it the wrong way up, and mocks you
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Nov 2, 2019 22:26
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Soricidus posted:it also detects when you try to plug a usb in but get it the wrong way up, and mocks you
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Nov 2, 2019 22:47
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Sham bam bamina! posted:you have to fly around in virtual reality to open the most secret files VR is rendered in magic eye autostereograms but always the wrong way from the one you're good at
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Soricidus posted:it also detects when you try to plug a usb in but get it the wrong way up, and mocks you Plug things in much, loser? [OK]
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localization is extensive but entirely English, it just changes which pithy idioms are used, for example en_CA produces plug things in much, hoser? [OK]
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there’s also time-based localization. if you set the clock to the late 90s, it’s plug things in much, poser?
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Nov 3, 2019 03:15
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aaah yes the year prefix is stuck to 19
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Nov 3, 2019 10:24
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19119: the year of yosos on the desktop
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Sweevo posted:19119: the year of yosos on the desktop
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YOSOS will not boot without a connected joystick. the joystick is integral to the user interface (navigating the 3d VR filebrowser)
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yosos uses dice inside a tumbler with webcam attached to generate random numbers
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/dev/random returns the next 32 bits from that xkcd "return 4; //generated by the roll of a fair die" jpeg
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/dev/random doesn't return numbers, only unicode hexagrams from the I Ching
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the YOSOS implementation of PostScript is very buggy and is likely to cause artifacting in print jobs, or even cause the printer to crash altogether. the YOSOS documentation recommends sticking with teletype printers only, but this functionality is not yet implemented due to a bitter feud between several YOSOS developers that shows no sign of being resolved in the foreseeable future one time a hobbyist beta-tester submitted proposed code for implementing teletype support; the YOSOS developers were so incensed that the next revision of YOSOS included language in the license agreement specifically forbidding that person from using YOSOS or YOSOS-derivative code ever again
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:due to a bitter feud between several YOSOS developers that shows no sign of being resolved in the foreseeable future uttering the phrase "don't print my wife ever again" will cause some YOSOS developers to instantly attempt to flip the nearest table or desk in a blind rage
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the YOSOS printer standard includes gps and accelerometer data logging so you can see how many calories you burned carrying it a mile down the road
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Nov 6, 2019 09:30
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if you try to print a letter, the printer detects phrases like “yours sincerely” and rejects the document with the message “don’t sign your postscripts!!!”
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:the YOSOS implementation of PostScript is very buggy and is likely to cause artifacting in print jobs, or even cause the printer to crash altogether. the YOSOS documentation recommends sticking with teletype printers only, but this functionality is not yet implemented due to a bitter feud between several YOSOS developers that shows no sign of being resolved in the foreseeable future I assume this is a mild reworking of a real story
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YOSOS provides RPC to system services, but the only protocol supported does all calls and serialization over e-mail to a local daemon that redistributes file handles to other programs. Attachments are supported.
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Nov 6, 2019 13:37
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Soricidus posted:if you try to print a letter, the printer detects phrases like “yours sincerely” and rejects the document with the message “don’t sign your postscripts!!!”
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:the YOSOS implementation of PostScript is very buggy and is likely to cause artifacting in print jobs, or even cause the printer to crash altogether. the YOSOS documentation recommends sticking with teletype printers only, but this functionality is not yet implemented due to a bitter feud between several YOSOS developers that shows no sign of being resolved in the foreseeable future the solution is a 1-line fix, but it was rejected because it broke compatibility with a 1970s soviet line printer than only six people ever actually used (all of whom are now dead)
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the source code for the OS is enforcing an append-only policy
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