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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Preston Waters posted:

cumshitter gets a free pass from mods & the rest of cspam that otherwise str8 bois would get attacked for

he used to constantly threaten to sexually assault / rape everyone, and while he was certainly joking, the point still stands

he hasnt done it recently that ive seen tho so good boy, cumshitter

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:luckyducky:

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


str8 bois

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


"str8 bois" -- ostensibly the words of a doctor

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

cumshitter posted:

I do it in a way that emanates love

I luv u Preston. I hope my love helps you learn to post with joy

beautiful post

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

skaboomizzy posted:

lol if you think they care

in FL if your car ever becomes uninsured you're supposed to surrender the plate and I'm guessing your license is dead at that point

they took the plate off my girlfriends car (thats what i was driving) and gave her a paper replacement for some reason. im in michigan

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


preston isn't probe on sight because he's pretty good for content creation purposes

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

quote:

Laura Elena, Countess von Bismarck-Schönhausen (née Martínez-Herring; March 3, 1964), commonly known as Laura Harring

...


In 1987, she married Count Carl-Eduard von Bismarck-Schönhausen, great-great-grandson of Otto von Bismarck. Though the couple divorced in 1989, she retains the title of Countess von Bismarck-Schönhausen.

drat that's a powerful name but seems like cheating to hold onto it


:thermidor: all family dynasties tho

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Michael can you work for me this weekend I'm about to quit anyway

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

cumshitter posted:

i still contend that forcibly blowing someone is the strongest way to start off a business negotiation

once the bladder is filled with air they think they really need 2 pee and will accept whatever offer you have if it means being able to goto the bathroom immediately (but they'll later realize its all gas once the dick far t happens but by then the contract was signed)

art of a deal!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

rofl omg

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

str8 bois gangtag is just a "probated for this post" screenshot

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Asproigerosis posted:

Michael can you work for me this weekend I'm about to quit anyway

do a volunteer shift for [unnamed senate candidate] or larry and we'll work something out

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no
went to a halloween party and turns out that everyone was around my age and in long term relationships with careers and everything. i was told that there would be singles,,, instead i was the only fuckall with no plans

anyways i got drunk and had some fun

but i’m gonna be so bitchy in twelve hours

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Nichael posted:

do a volunteer shift for [unnamed senate candidate] or larry and we'll work something out

cant believe you're still stumping for your father chris coons

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

802.11weed posted:

went to a halloween party and turns out that everyone was around my age and in long term relationships with careers and everything. i was told that there would be singles,,, instead i was the only fuckall with no plans

anyways i got drunk and had some fun

but i’m gonna be so bitchy in twelve hours

Just use a loving app.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Bulgakov posted:

cant believe you're still stumping for your father chris coons

i thought he was my uncle

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

802.11weed posted:

went to a halloween party and turns out that everyone was around my age and in long term relationships with careers and everything. i was told that there would be singles,,, instead i was the only fuckall with no plans

anyways i got drunk and had some fun

but i’m gonna be so bitchy in twelve hours

lol nice just go with it fuckem

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



my plan is to never gently caress and then die at 35 at the latest

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


802.11weed posted:

went to a halloween party and turns out that everyone was around my age and in long term relationships with careers and everything. i was told that there would be singles,,, instead i was the only fuckall with no plans

anyways i got drunk and had some fun

but i’m gonna be so bitchy in twelve hours

bring a body pillow next time

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Nichael posted:

i thought he was my uncle

oh dang well im one of the outliers who doesn't have access the nicheal.xlsx

i forgot the canon

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Poniard posted:

my plan is to never gently caress and then die at 35 at the latest

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Uh I when I work at st francis I just in the radI ology waiting room watching the lovely tv where a quarter of the screen is missing because it isn't set up right while doing a chest xray once an hour. I really need to get that laptop to play wow.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNaHzwkDOIk

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003


hell, same

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

802.11weed posted:

i got drunk and had some fun

nice

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Asproigerosis posted:

Uh I when I work at st francis I just in the radI ology waiting room watching the lovely tv where a quarter of the screen is missing because it isn't set up right while doing a chest xray once an hour. I really need to get that laptop to play wow.

I feel like I have to have seen you there by now, considering how much I've been there since June.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Turdfuzz posted:

Just use a loving app.

they don’t allow me on ´em cud’s i don’t have a cellphone :xd:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nichael posted:

I feel like I have to have seen you there by now, considering how much I've been there since June.

i'm the one with dumb hair

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

802.11weed posted:

went to a halloween party and turns out that everyone was around my age and in long term relationships with careers and everything. i was told that there would be singles,,, instead i was the only fuckall with no plans

anyways i got drunk and had some fun

but i’m gonna be so bitchy in twelve hours

Don't worry you are among loser friends here

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Asproigerosis posted:

Uh I when I work at st francis I just in the radI ology waiting room watching the lovely tv where a quarter of the screen is missing because it isn't set up right while doing a chest xray once an hour. I really need to get that laptop to play wow.

xray ur butt

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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Nichael posted:

i'm the one with dumb hair

mr president!! hello

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


802.11weed posted:

they don’t allow me on ´em cud’s i don’t have a cellphone :xd:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NujlXgBmUoU

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


unsure if its possible for me to get stumbling drunk like that anymore

im too powerful in all the wrong ways

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Bulgakov posted:

unsure if its possible for me to get stumbling drunk like that anymore

im too powerful in all the wrong ways

Last december I got drunk and coughed while standing up from my chair and severely rolled my ankle

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Bulgakov posted:

mr president!! hello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv94swj4sjo

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


What's everyone's helgefølelse at?

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
still thinkin about Hamilton. good poo poo

Numberwang!!!
Jul 24, 2019

I guess webp embedding from giphy doesn't work :(



I did it yeah! :)

Numberwang!!! has issued a correction as of 07:24 on Nov 2, 2019

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
whats ur fave hamilton song nikes?

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