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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
"i fear the cops so i wont be doing any crimes." - calibanibal

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

GSD posted:

what's the point of 25 bathrooms

Discreet places for your party-goers to do blow.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

smarxist posted:

cool country



"You should have listened to the police"


gently caress you boomer

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bethamphetamine posted:

I've been getting into humane homemade mouse trap videos because the engineering can be so clever and original, and the barn mice/rats just get free food and temporary inconvenience before their safe release.

Youtube decided to recommend me french and asian videos of home made mouse and rat traps and it's all Squeaks of Death Animal Torture Porn rated NC-17. What the gently caress youtube

the algorithm takes any mild passing interest you have and tries to steer you into an obsessive fetish based on it

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/DavidIRamadan/status/1190669411281231873

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


What does Putin's cock taste like Glenn?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

GSD posted:

what's the point of 25 bathrooms

sir, i poop a lot

a LOT

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




GSD posted:

what's the point of 25 bathrooms

you clog a toilet and you can just walk away from it

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

freckle posted:

dog barking

no bite

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/shrekpisssIave/status/1190611647569768453

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Squizzle posted:

you clog a toilet and you can just walk away from it

i knew a rich kid in school who would never wear the same shirt twice, just throw it away and buy new ones.

so that, but toilets. if anything, bezos needs more toilets

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

GSD posted:

what's the point of 25 bathrooms

large traveling shits need a place to stay overnight

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Alpha Centauri posted:

What's up, my fellow fascist slaves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EogQW8KIMLY

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

lorn Wayne posted:

i knew a rich kid in school who would never wear the same shirt twice, just throw it away and buy new ones.

so that, but toilets. if anything, bezos needs more toilets

fresh white tee every day

you think the fonz was washing those things?

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Alpha Centauri posted:

What's up, my fellow fascist slaves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EogQW8KIMLY

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Redgrendel2001 posted:

What does Putin's cock taste like Glenn?

that’s a yikes

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

this is a pro-greenwald thread

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Tales of poo poo: A Night in Toilet 23

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Bernard Sanders

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
panders

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1190721212957306880

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

lorn Wayne posted:

i knew a rich kid in school who would never wear the same shirt twice, just throw it away and buy new ones.

so that, but toilets. if anything, bezos needs more toilets

lol yeah i knew a kid in middle school whose family was loaded and he never wore a pair of socks twice.

like, he saw that my socks were all pilly one day and was legitimately confused that most people don't just throw their socks away at night

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015


gently caress off

nobody says 'pilly'

eat poo poo

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

good lord

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
25 toilets is sometimes not enough

Amazon will same day deliver you a 26th toilet

Trfp!

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Calibanibal posted:

gently caress off

nobody says 'pilly'

eat poo poo

agreed, i had to loving google this

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
DO SOMETHING

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Calibanibal posted:

gently caress off

nobody says 'pilly'

eat poo poo

is that not just like an adjective? i'm not sure there's any better way to describe that condition

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Redgrendel2001 posted:

What does Putin's cock taste like Glenn?

haha if you suck someone's cock it means they own you i get it

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Well now I'm going to

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
having me a pilly cheese steak and piss fer lunch

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

haha goddamn

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i need a house big enough to where i never poo poo in the same toilet twice in the same calendar month

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

smarxist posted:

i need a house big enough to where i never poo poo in the same toilet twice in the same calendar month

eat more fiber

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

smarxist posted:

i need a house big enough to where i never poo poo in the same toilet twice in the same calendar month

have u tried opioids

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
:420:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Admiral Ray posted:

have u tried opiods

sometimes i get a big handful of the good stuff and will spend a few days on the nod and jesus christ, the shits are incredible for the following week

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/jamiegray/status/1188143766500192258

Bert Roberge has issued a correction as of 21:23 on Nov 2, 2019

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Calibanibal posted:

gently caress off

nobody says 'pilly'

eat poo poo

Foolish is the man who does not possess the complete lexicon needed to describe perfectly precisely an old sock

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
if you dont wash your clothes they wont get all pilly

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