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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Squizzle posted:

money sounds like a real hassle

we should probably abolish it

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

is it a breathy compliment?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

we should probably abolish it

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Money Real Hahahaha

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Listening to CHVRCHES, talking about eliminating debt and petting my dog. I'm having a C-SPAM kind of night.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

802.11weed posted:

leave the usa or die, are your only options, i think

im moving to the barter system, suck it irs

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Want about a teaspoon of clam chowder

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

money sounds like a real hassle

when a client complains about capital gains taxes i say, "Well, you know, making too much money isn't the worst problem to have."

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

lets roll

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Zyla posted:

there's people out there that archive every day of a girl's webcame, every fuckin second, in massive storage places, just terabytes and terabytes


it is confusing and sad

Is this more or less sad than my thread scraper/archive? I assume at least they rewatch those videos. I have 53776 screenshotted tweets, I'll never look at 1% of them.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/TrumpsTaxes/status/1190822332127989761

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



My mother in law told me today that Trump gave me my raises since 2017

maybe she's right??!?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Pancakes posted:

Listening to CHVRCHES, talking about eliminating debt and petting my dog. I'm having a C-SPAM kind of night.

i like her voice a lot

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
just use those chocolate coins

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

jarofpiss posted:

im moving to the barter system, suck it irs

I have bad news for you regarding tax liens and personal property, friend. :smith:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Pancakes posted:

I have bad news for you regarding tax liens and personal property, friend. :smith:

they can take my airbrushed bootleg garfield shirts from my cold dead hands

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

As payment for my back taxes, please accept this invitation for two to my sky burial

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


This is the most lawyer-heavy place I read on the internet and it's really cool to read this thread and tell people "hey, telling your lawyer to lie in front of congress for you is illegal" and get the extremely legally airtight response of "lol no it isn't lib".

Maybe we should split America on conservative boundaries

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/TomForUtah/status/1190673634471211008

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Pooky posted:

Is this more or less sad than my thread scraper/archive? I assume at least they rewatch those videos. I have 53776 screenshotted tweets, I'll never look at 1% of them.

theres so many recordings they could never watch all of them if they never stopped watching them the rest of their lives

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

I haven't got a raise in two years and I'm being fired next year. Tell your mother in law to go gently caress herself.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Zyla posted:

theres so many recordings they could never watch all of them if they never stopped watching them the rest of their lives

My brother told me about how he runs a Dell Poweredge server in his basement that has like 8 VMs that scrapes poo poo off the internet and I'm sorta afraid it's this poo poo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Pooky posted:

Is this more or less sad than my thread scraper/archive? I assume at least they rewatch those videos. I have 53776 screenshotted tweets, I'll never look at 1% of them.

at least that had a purpose

this is just like idk just in case porn stops ever being available and you never are able to see a tiddy irl ever

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
The nicest IRS rep I know has definitely discussed cases on the phone with me while feeding their horse through a window of their house.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Zeriel posted:

I haven't got a raise in two years and I'm being fired next year. Tell your mother in law to go gently caress herself.

She took today's visit to grandma, who had a stroke and is going to die soon, to argue with me about how Trump is good.

I loving despise this woman and I will never again visit her once grandma goes to the great beyond.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My brother told me about how he runs a Dell Poweredge server in his basement that has like 8 VMs that scrapes poo poo off the internet and I'm sorta afraid it's this poo poo

yikes. you could probably ask and either they'll straight up tell you without shame or go 'well y'know.. like.. like, stuff, like youtubes and streams" in which case you also know

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Zyla posted:

at least that had a purpose

this is just like idk just in case porn stops ever being available and you never are able to see a tiddy irl ever

Just in case there are no more hot takes ever posted, I'm covered.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





yes because this contains many sailors

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Xaris posted:

yikes. you could probably ask and either they'll straight up tell you without shame or go 'well y'know.. like.. like, stuff, like youtubes and streams" in which case you also know

He's married and has three kids and is probably the nicest person I know despite looking like Shrek, which means that it's probably the worst thing possible.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Squizzle posted:

yes because this contains many sailors

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I'm an extremely intelligent and sophisticated computer engineer, and if there's one thing you learn in computer engineer school, it's that you don't repeat work.

There's been a lot of confusion about horny, and I'm happy to report that you don't need to worry; all the rules to horny have already been figured out.

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

yes because this contains many sailors

flying boats are the greatest threat to sailors ever known

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He's married and has three kids and is probably the nicest person I know despite looking like Shrek, which means that it's probably the worst thing possible.

Yeah, checking a lot of boxes there

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trumald

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Shakenbaker posted:

flying boats are the greatest threat to sailors ever known

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zyla posted:

there's people out there that archive every day of a girl's webcame, every fuckin second, in massive storage places, just terabytes and terabytes


it is confusing and sad

Some people can’t afford to have the pain of knowing they lost that cam girls content permanently, and that’s ok people value different things and don’t need to be condescended to by the anxiety privileged

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

NPR played a story last week about how good the Taiwanese protestors were because they were explicitly only targeting anti-democracy businesses when they vandalize things.

Oddly enough, American antifa protests or the Seattle G8 are just thugs that destroy everything.

I heard they threw bricks through a Starbucks window. Madness

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



I'm guessing "Iran just stopped attacking ships" is ironic

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