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DamnitGannet posted:I highly doubt you could actually see her anus through her pants and the guy was being hyperbolic which added to the creep factor. Yes, next case please
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Your wish is my command... AITA for not wanting to talk to my gf after she visits another guy in the hospital for the same condition I deal with that never warranted her fighting to come visit me for? quote:Background info: LDR with gf for ~16 months now and pretty much everything is great. We have our small little bumps like all couples, but she's the first girl I can honestly say I fell in love with and I have always made sure to make that clear for her plenty. I work ~60 hours a week and she's still coasting through undergrad in her 5th year, yet I'm often the one making the plans to see her, surprise her, plan trips for us together etc. just because she never seemed (see below) to be the proactive type and always liked me as her first real boyfriend taking the lead in things. She's also always been very supportive/loving when we're in person and when we're not - via text – (she loves texting) which I accepted.
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Hughlander posted:Your wish is my command... Lol well at least you know where you stand.
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DamnitGannet posted:I just think it's weird as gently caress that people are hissing 'cheating whore' at her like lmao what year is it? Who does that?? Everybody clapping.
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Nov 3, 2019 05:56
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cumshitter posted:I think that woman is doing the world a service by normalizing just having your rear end in a top hat out for all to see. I have a picture of my rear end in a top hat on my Visa Black card so that people can enjoy it while they ring me up. Burt Sexual posted:Yes same thing You have a picture of his rear end in a top hat on your Visa Black card?
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Pirate Radar posted:You have a picture of his rear end in a top hat on your Visa Black card? you don't?
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Nov 3, 2019 06:06
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I think at this point it's common knowledge that women's workout pants are completely see through I don't see the point in bringing it up.
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They aren't. Unless you go out of your way to get ones that are. Also not wearing underwear at the gym is gross, no one wants your rear end-sweat on the seat.Hughlander posted:AITA for not wanting to talk to my gf after she visits another guy in the hospital for the same condition I deal with that never warranted her fighting to come visit me for?
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Nov 3, 2019 06:18
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i hiss "cheating whore" at most people i meet
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Pirate Radar posted:You have a picture of his rear end in a top hat on your Visa Black card? Yes. I put a lot of effort into it. Why wouldn't I want to share it with everyone?
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My [25F] boyfriend of almost a year [22M] gets upset when I don't "give him my yawns" I can't make this poo poo up. I've been with my boyfriend almost a year and he is honestly a perfect angel. I want to spend the rest of my life with him. We're great communicators and he's extremely kind and warm and understanding. Which is partially why this is so strange for me and I'm not sure what to do. A couple months ago he started doing this thing where, when I yawn, he puts his mouth to my mouth and inhales the yawn that I exhale He refers to it as me "giving him my yawns". This was cute and funny the first few times mostly cause it's so random and silly. Except it's NOT a joke. After a while he started getting upset, almost offended, when I would yawn and not let him "take my yawn". I seriously thought he was just being silly. If I yawned and covered my mouth, turned away, he would get this hurt look on his face and ask me if I was "hiding" my yawn from him. I explained to him that while I think it's funny. it's distracting when I m yawning and his mouth comes out of loving nowhere like a carp leaping out of water and is suddenly on my mouth. Then I stop mid-yawn and can't get a satisfying yawn in and have to wait a few seconds and try to yawn again uninterrupted. It's like when you have to sneeze and then you just can't. It's not a good feeling. I explained all of this to him and he just doesn't get it. I told him maybe we could compromise and I could "give him my yawns" about half the time, and the other half keep them for myself, but he's still upset. I don't know if it's a sexual thing for him or what. I don't know what to loving do. Any advice would be appreciated. I love him so much, but I just... what the gently caress TLDR: Boyfriend wants me to "give him my yawns', and I can't find a compromise
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DamnitGannet posted:I highly doubt you could actually see her anus through her pants and the guy was being hyperbolic which added to the creep factor. I used to take a spin class with a woman who wore too-thin shorts and other women would regularly complain to me (as gossip pope) that she was gross and you could see "full butthole". No one told her because she was a walking nightmare but multiple fairly-broad social circles knew of this and a decade later my wife will ask me if her tights are too see-through because of her. Some people absolutely don't know what's appropriate for a gym both in terms of utility and hygiene, just like some people make it to late adulthood without learning how use a public toilet without hovering and spraying piss and poo poo everywhere.
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antha posted:My [25F] boyfriend of almost a year [22M] gets upset when I don't "give him my yawns" Are you sure your boyfriend isn't trying to slowly drain your soul
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AITA for telling my sister she needs to start giving my BIL BJs instead of having sex with him so he'll do something she wants? Ok, let me explain a little better. My sis and bil have been married for 7 years and she just announced she's pregnant with child #5. Usually if she wants him to do something nice for her he'll ask for sex as "payment" for doing it. Every pregnancy announcement includes a story about sis wanting Bil to do something and he'd only do it in exchange for sex. This time she wanted a drink from Sonic and he would only go get it for her if she had sex with him first. I jokingly said maybe she should just give him BJs from now on so she stops getting pregnant all the time and we don't have to keep hearing about their "payment arrangement". Apparently this was offensive to say and most of the family is upset at me. My dad thinks what I said is funny af though. He also agreed he doesn't want to know she got knocked up for a milkshake. Edited, because I really was joking. I didn't say it in a mean way. So, AITA?
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NTA. Five kids is too drat many, figure out another way to motivate him or do things your drat self
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Nov 3, 2019 07:04
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If parenting is a full time job, once you have more than 2, every kid starts getting shortchanged.
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Quiverfull weirdos get to the point where the older children look after the younger ones. It's deeply unhealthy.
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AITA for not standing up for Chipotle workers while they got berated? I was in Chipotle the other day, one I go to often. The people who work there are very kind, and I have a lot of respect for them because I worked at Chipotle and know how sh-tty of a job it can be. I’m in line and this old fat lady in front of me starts verbally berating the employees on the line for messing up something with her bowl that was completely her fault. She’s sticking her hand over the glass (classic) and yelling at the employees to “get it right” and saying “what the gently caress it’s not that hard”. They make like four bowls for her and she keeps saying it’s wrong because she wanted the beans first THEN the rice, or something incredibly stupid like that. I just ignore her and walk past her as she keeps going back to the start of the line to restart her bowl. I’m just getting my burrito fixings now when she yells at the girl behind the glass “how hard is it? Are you stupid or something?” and starts insulting her under her breath. I really wanted to say something like chill the gently caress out lady and stop being a bitch, but felt it wasn’t my place. I just tried to be as nice as possible to the workers while ignoring everything going on. Should I have stepped in and defended the employees?
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Nov 3, 2019 07:18
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YTA. Every one of us has a duty to stone cold stunner the tiny-minded little shitheels who get off on tormenting the people who work in fast food joints or the cash register at retailers. You have failed us all, but most importantly you've failed yourself.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my sister she needs to start giving my BIL BJs instead of having sex with him so he'll do something she wants? Burt Sexual posted:Is this hard to figure out yourself during a purchase? For a workout outfit? Idk ima goon mod right? Anyway I think she legit didn't know, and I also think the dude's sentence would have been 75% less creepy if he had just omitted "on your rear end"
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Someone find the Time Authority and return these scamps to 1947, as they clearly missed the message that the Nov 1 Trick half of the holiday went out of vogue with the Eisenhower administration.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA for telling a neighbour that I've seen her in porn? Woah, that took a swerve
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You could write the URL on a piece of paper and slide it under her door but then, idk, if she knows about the videos then that action would be sinister. I think you literally just have to talk to her, explain yourself, and ask the question.
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Nov 3, 2019 09:13
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A second visible butthole has hit the thread! How does he know it's her if it's filmed between two buildings and she never really looks at the camera?
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for making my wife go stand out to reserve a parking space I saw, causing her to get confronted by another driver?  gonna get into a fight about a parking space that's close to the entrance so we don't have to walk far *proceeds to spend 60 minutes walking around giant mall*But yep, mega rear end in a top hat for having a person stand in it to reserve. Pirate Radar posted:You could write the URL on a piece of paper and slide it under her door but then, idk, if she knows about the videos then that action would be sinister. I think you literally just have to talk to her, explain yourself, and ask the question. PancakeTransmission fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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Nov 3, 2019 12:41
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I actually found myself in a similar position as the gym guy once. I resolved the situation by approaching a female staff member, clearly explaining the circumstances without once uttering the word "rear end", and recommended that she communicate it to the woman in question. The young woman was made aware of her predicament and discretely left to the locker room. I continued my work out content in my ability to skillfully prevent my fellow gym-goers from being SCANDALIZED by implied NUDITY.
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Despite this being written by a space alien who has confused emotional heft with verbosity, I thought this was an interesting problem compared to the usual body-fluid related situations posted here. Don't worry, thread purists, there is still piss drinking below! Increasingly dangerous child causes anxiety and drives division quote:We are four couples in our mid 40’s with individual and collective friendships spanning two decades. We all met as students and in share-house accommodation, and have hung out over the years – being part of one another’s lives over that time in various ways such as going to each other’s weddings, travelling together, hanging out at events and parties at one another’s homes etc. The friendships are both collective and individual, and whilst there can be the usual minor disagreements and challenges there is a strong history and a lot of mutual respect. Whilst we all have distinct lives and careers, we all face the standard middle-class dilemmas of our age such as juggling work, recreation, mortgages and life stresses. Each of the couples has 2-3 children aged between 7 and 11 years of age (collectively there are nine kids). These kids obviously see one another at our various ad-hoc social gatherings (perhaps 4-6 times per year) and play, watch movies together, and generally hang out.
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The Bramble posted:Despite this being written by a space alien who has confused emotional heft with verbosity, I thought this was an interesting problem compared to the usual body-fluid related situations posted here. Don't worry, thread purists, there is still piss drinking below! Reading the tldr and quick-skimming though, it seems like the answer is that sometimes you need to protect your kids over your friendships. Or at least hang out in ways that you can at least keep your kids separate. MagusofStars fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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DemoneeHo posted:We've entered an endless recursion of time Can I just say the dude in this is awesome and lol at being so naive that you think a single dude you dated 4 years ago for three years wouldn't want to try and bang you when he invites you to a weekend out in Amsterdam.
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MagusofStars posted:I couldn’t make it past the first paragraph, where it took 500 words to say “My spouse and I are close friends with three other families”. Did you see the part where her family believes she was sent to them by the devil as a punishment? Poor kid needs to be removed from her family and get professional help before they get the idea of
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Pirate Radar posted:You could write the URL on a piece of paper and slide it under her door but then, idk, if she knows about the videos then that action would be sinister. I think you literally just have to talk to her, explain yourself, and ask the question. Do people not remember that letters exist anymore? He could explain the whole thing politely and anonymously.
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The Bramble posted:Despite this being written by a space alien who has confused emotional heft with verbosity, I thought this was an interesting problem compared to the usual body-fluid related situations posted here. Don't worry, thread purists, there is still piss drinking below! Does Reddit pay by the word or something? Jesus Christ. This guy is never going to resolve this, because his friends are all going to fall asleep during the 2-hour preamble to his 4-hour "I don't want my kids to hang out with Kate anymore" speech
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Did you see the part where her family believes she was sent to them by the devil as a punishment? It sounds like that's lovely grandparents talking and not the kid's parents though. But this kid does desperately need professional help.
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Kate's Dad's Friend? This is Kate's Dad's Friend
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I know it's in the last week but does anyone have a link to the 'Yikes' post? Couldn't find it and wanted to keep track for followups
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Barudak posted:For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Kate's Dad's Friend? This is Kate's Dad's Friend Kid needs therapy and they need to keep her supervised if she's going to be part of those social events. The "go to your room with this ipad" thing is going to make her a complete monster. Kitchner posted:Can I just say the dude in this is awesome And since it was posted in the 503 Groundhog's Day, it is also a 'Re-Pete' 
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DamnitGannet posted:I highly doubt you could actually see her anus through her pants and the guy was being hyperbolic which added to the creep factor. I bet you could, or at least I've been there seen that at the gym. and then continued to work out without staring or saying anything. Dude was mega creep. Imagine if he stumbled upon a naked bike parade or nudist beach. I did appreciate the blatantly creepy behavior was super defended on Reddit, especially all the alleged 'women' posters claiming they would appreciate a guy acting like OP.
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:I bet you could, or at least I've been there seen that at the gym. and then continued to work out without staring or saying anything. Dude was mega creep. There's a big difference between being nude at a nude beach, and showing your rear end in a top hat off at a gym. The way the guy said it was creepy, but so is wearing no underwear at the gym while doing squats in see through pants. How is it so creepy to tell someone their pants are see through, but wearing see through pants isn't?
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