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There's nothing that brings a community together like a project, so let's premeditate to end someone's life. Some things to think about: 1) who should we kill? Someone who deserves it? Someone who doesn't deserve it? A person chosen at random or through a diabolical game of chance or perhaps a heartless algorithm? 2) how to kill them. There are many ways. For the sake of this project, let's try not to get caught 3) where to take their life. this decision is more of an art than a science 4) what we do after. I'm sort of thinking of something that starts with a c and ends with annibalism but this is a group project If you have any special skills/knowledge/equipment that might help sever the subtle thread that ties an individual to their mortal existence, speak up! |
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Nov 3, 2019 21:54
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Mrs Scarlet in the conservatory with the candlestick
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Nov 3, 2019 22:08
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I'd request that we somehow and in no particular way include a specific coin from the 1800s in this, so someone who investigates it will automatically assume it has a time travelling background.
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Nov 3, 2019 22:14
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In the spirit of bringing the community together, I volunteer to be murdered, on the condition that the cannibalism thing happens. If I can't both provide and then give back that's a deal breaker.
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Nov 3, 2019 22:16
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Twenty Four posted:In the spirit of bringing the community together, I volunteer to be murdered, on the condition that the cannibalism thing happens. If I can't both provide and then give back that's a deal breaker. I'd be afraid of killing and eating you in case someone accused me of plagiarizing that german guy who did it. It's not anything personal but I've been through the appeal process once before and it's very stressful to prove that it was an original idea to murder and cannibalize someone ---------------- |
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Nov 3, 2019 22:26
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Twenty Four posted:In the spirit of bringing the community together, I volunteer to be murdered, on the condition that the cannibalism thing happens. If I can't both provide and then give back that's a deal breaker. If you eat a slow acting poison first that would be an excellent way to murder anyone who takes you up on your offer |
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Nov 3, 2019 22:35
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i want to do a string of murders that reflect the wiley coyote/road runner mythos, like dropping an anvil on someone or painting a tunnel on a rock wall and watching them drive a truck straight into it. i think humor is very important during the grieving process and by murdering people in well known comedic ways maybe the families will have an easier time getting over it and coping with their loss. |
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Nov 3, 2019 22:35
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pixaal posted:Mrs Scarlet in the conservatory with the candlestick I knew someone would say this and I set a trap because in that phrase, "Mrs. Scarlet" refers to whomst did the murder, not who was murdered. If all goes according to plan you will now despondently step out into a street without looking both ways and get run over by a car and I will achieve a perfect murder |
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Nov 3, 2019 22:37
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Luvcow posted:i want to do a string of murders that reflect the wiley coyote/road runner mythos, like dropping an anvil on someone or painting a tunnel on a rock wall and watching them drive a truck straight into it. i think humor is very important during the grieving process and by murdering people in well known comedic ways maybe the families will have an easier time getting over it and coping with their loss. |
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Nov 3, 2019 22:38
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cda posted:1) who should we kill? Someone who deserves it? Someone who doesn't deserve it? A person chosen at random or through a diabolical game of chance or perhaps a heartless algorithm? it would be rude to kill someone who did not in some sense volunteer to be killed, or at least willingly flirt with the possibility of being killed. my thought is, there should be some sort of lottery, and entry into the lottery should be automatic upon the doing of some inherently life-shortening act, such as biting into a greasy fast food hamburger sandwich. each time anyone in the world does the chosen act, an entry will go into the hat. yes it's going to require a big hat, but it is an important part of this concept that the hat not be metaphorical but actually be a wearable hat (this is a deal breaker!!!). after a sufficient amount of time has elapsed, we'll choose a name from the hat, and when I say "we" I will unfortunately be busy that weekend, but surely one of y'all can take care of that since I have done the heavy conceptual lifting here.
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Nov 3, 2019 22:39
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Maybe if we come up with a series of gimmicks and methods and we each roll on the table and report back when we're done. |
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Nov 3, 2019 22:46
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ready for the farcical scenario where 8 different chill assassins try to murder twenty four and just keep getting in each others way. |
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Nov 3, 2019 22:51
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cda angrily pouting with his arms crossed, stadning over the smoldering corpse of manifisto, as twenty four casually walks by in the background whistling |
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Nov 3, 2019 22:54
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cda posted:If you eat a slow acting poison first that would be an excellent way to murder anyone who takes you up on your offer This is a pretty solid idea and also sounds like a great survival technique if you ever find yourself temporarily in a cannibalistic society. Ingest just enough poison that it won't kill you, but still enough that no one would want to deal with the side effects if they ate you. *Pointing at yourself, gesturing up and down towards your flesh* "You want a piece of this Todd? You want a piece of this?!?"
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Nov 3, 2019 22:58
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FreshCutFries posted:ready for the farcical scenario where 8 different chill assassins try to murder twenty four and just keep getting in each others way. FreshCutFries posted:cda angrily pouting with his arms crossed, stadning over the smoldering corpse of manifisto, as twenty four casually walks by in the background whistling lol
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Nov 3, 2019 22:59
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Nov 3, 2019 23:24
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My research into the fine art of taking a life suggests we need to engineer an impossibly complex rube-goldberg machine, possibly involving dominoes or a boot on a spring.
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Nov 4, 2019 00:05
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cda posted:
Canabanannibalism?
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Nov 4, 2019 03:19
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Goons Are Great posted:I'd request that we somehow and in no particular way include a specific coin from the 1800s in this, so someone who investigates it will automatically assume it has a time travelling background. Same, but make one from the future. Maybe 2420? Or 2169? |
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Nov 4, 2019 03:22
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Nov 4, 2019 03:24
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one common pitfall is inadvertently or accidentally alerting your victim to your plans to end their life. phrases such as "I am going to murder you" should be avoided, as this may arouse suspicion and make the task more difficult
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Nov 4, 2019 03:38
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Dads Dip Cup posted:one common pitfall is inadvertently or accidentally alerting your victim to your plans to end their life. phrases such as "I am going to murder you" should be avoided, as this may arouse suspicion and make the task more difficult yeah let's save that particular one for murder+ ---------------- |
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Nov 4, 2019 04:15
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we should make the murder very podcastable |
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Nov 4, 2019 06:49
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cda posted:If you eat a slow acting poison first that would be an excellent way to murder anyone who takes you up on your offer If you eat a slaw acting poison you could provide your killer with a nice side |
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Nov 4, 2019 07:25
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anyone who posts in this thread becomes part of the murder pool. both the murderer and the murderee shall be chosen via a rigorous game of rock paper scissors. furthermore shall the murder weapon be chosen this way (good luck to the murderer if they land on paper!)
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Nov 4, 2019 11:24
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Hey, paper cuts hurt. Death by a thousand paper cuts would be rough. I found this graph online, was thinking maybe it could help us 
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Nov 4, 2019 11:46
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treasure bear posted:we should make the murder very podcastable ---------------- |
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Nov 4, 2019 12:00
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Since this is byob we are talking about, I suggest as a method of death we invoke massive hugging until he dies.
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Nov 4, 2019 13:07
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death sext posted:anyone who posts in this thread becomes part of the murder pool. both the murderer and the murderee shall be chosen via a rigorous game of rock paper scissors. furthermore shall the murder weapon be chosen this way (good luck to the murderer if they land on paper!) Hm. Rock huh? This gives me an idea. Has everyone read Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery"? |
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Nov 4, 2019 13:27
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Goons Are Great posted:Since this is byob we are talking about, I suggest as a method of death we invoke massive hugging until he dies. Victim died of multiple hug wounds [newspaper editor angrily calls rookie reporter into the room] Johnsoooon! Not only is there a bad typo here, but "huge wounds" isn't exactly journalistic writing style Johnson: actually....
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Nov 4, 2019 13:29
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I will never do a murder.
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Nov 4, 2019 15:43
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I'm thinking a shallow grave in the woods should be more than adequate to make sure this never comes back to bite us |
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Nov 4, 2019 15:52
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death sext posted:anyone who posts in this thread becomes part of the murder pool. both the murderer and the murderee shall be chosen via a rigorous game of rock paper scissors. furthermore shall the murder weapon be chosen this way (good luck to the murderer if they land on paper!) I already called on being murdered so if someone else wants in on this we are going to have to rock paper scissors it out!
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Nov 4, 2019 16:18
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Nov 4, 2019 18:58
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let’s coerce them into free solo rock climbing and hope for the best |
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Nov 4, 2019 19:12
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The news: The victim's body was staged with his face held in a contorted expression of laughter by toothpicks, and his rear end crudely sawn off. Police have ruled this horrifying incident a homicide and have asked anyone with information... BYOB: drat, they didn't buy it. |
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Nov 4, 2019 20:58
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google THIS posted:The news: The victim's body was staged with his face held in a contorted expression of laughter by toothpicks, and his rear end crudely sawn off. Police have ruled this horrifying incident a homicide and have asked anyone with information...
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Nov 4, 2019 21:32
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This murder should have a simple explanation - a common weed overdose, open and shut case. But it should also, of course, have a complex explanation. A vast conspiracy involving multiple yobbers and precise coordinated efforts. A conspiracy that begins with the timely bong poisoning of someone in this thread. But who would have access to their bong? How could they have slipped into the basement without the yobbers parents knowing? These are the questions that someone will need to generate through a series of clues and interviews.
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Piso Mojado posted:This murder should have a simple explanation - a common weed overdose, open and shut case. My concern is that everyone is so aware of the possibility that you can overdose on weed that they won't even check to see if it's a murder |
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