Reddit: A fiesta of problematic statements

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tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Trapick posted:

Did you break both hands?

I would never cheat on my right hand :arghfist:

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LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

tactlessbastard posted:

I would never cheat on my right hand

You're missing a handy chance in life to learn some new skills

# ? Nov 3, 2019 20:34

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

tactlessbastard posted:

I broke my hand the night of Halloween so we're looking at irl no nut November. When should I expect the racism and misogyny to kick in?

sounds like a quitter's post

# ? Nov 3, 2019 20:37

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Theophany posted:

I am convinced that I'm only a few readings of somebody saying "walla" instead of "voila" or telling me that it's a "mute point" away from having plasma leak from my nostrils and/or having a psychotic break.

I've heard so many people say "Walla" and I always thought they were being ironic

# ? Nov 3, 2019 22:30

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

ikanreed posted:

I've heard so many people say "Walla" and I always thought they were being ironic

It's 2019 and irony is dead

# ? Nov 3, 2019 22:36

Hello Ketene: Dec 30, 2011

# ? Nov 4, 2019 00:38

azurite: Jul 25, 2010; Strange, isn't it?!

I saw the guy's video earlier, and it was pretty funny on its own. I didn't realize that his bet was based on the fact that a lot of women work for Apple. I honestly don't even know what to say about that.

# ? Nov 4, 2019 01:15

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

azurite posted:

I saw the guy's video earlier, and it was pretty funny on its own. I didn't realize that his bet was based on the fact that a lot of women work for Apple. I honestly don't even know what to say about that.

Guy got backhanded by the invisible hand of the free market for being a dick.

# ? Nov 4, 2019 01:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Odds he'll set up a kickstarter for TD choads to donate to so he can try again and show those whores what for?

# ? Nov 4, 2019 01:31

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Lol shorting Apple seems like a really safe investment plan.

# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:20

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

ikanreed posted:

I've heard so many people say "Walla" and I always thought they were being ironic

If someone says "walla" a lot I assume they're from the Middle East.

# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:54

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Hello Ketene posted:

lmao of course reddit manages to somehow turn investing stocks or money or whatever into hating women

# ? Nov 4, 2019 08:37

InediblePenguin: Sep 27, 2004; I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Jerry Cotton posted:

If someone says "walla" a lot I assume they're from the Middle East.

if they say Walla twice they're from Washington

# ? Nov 4, 2019 12:29

TheKennedys: Sep 23, 2006; By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

ikanreed posted:

I've heard so many people say "Walla" and I always thought they were being ironic

idk how it's fallen out of forums memory already but "walla" is absolutely ironic, at least here, it was a huge PYF thing

"sweaty" for "sweetie" in certain internet circles is also intentional, it's from mocking antivaxxer/MLM moms

maybe the first time it wasn't but that's why it's a meme now

# ? Nov 4, 2019 15:50

Tagichatn: Jun 7, 2009

Which celebrity gives you the quickest boner once you look at them?

# ? Nov 4, 2019 21:17

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Tagichatn posted:

Which celebrity gives you the quickest boner once you look at them?

lol I literally just commented how creepy that thread was, came here and voila. It's magic.

# ? Nov 4, 2019 21:19

Araenna: Dec 27, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

TheKennedys posted:

"sweaty" for "sweetie" in certain internet circles is also intentional, it's from mocking antivaxxer/MLM moms

also TERFS

# ? Nov 4, 2019 21:35

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

http://twitter.com/hotcistakes/status/985952710401908736

# ? Nov 4, 2019 21:41

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Hate it when the boys are exposed to X chromosomes

# ? Nov 4, 2019 23:03

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

I ate too much soy and now my doctor tells me I have an x chromosone

# ? Nov 4, 2019 23:29

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Lysenko would have loved that whole thing with soy

# ? Nov 4, 2019 23:34

Elderbean: Jun 10, 2013

Tagichatn posted:

Which celebrity gives you the quickest boner once you look at them?

Ugh, loving all the top jokes are the same thing about Dany Devito over and over again.

# ? Nov 5, 2019 04:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Elderbean posted:

Ugh, loving all the top jokes are the same thing about Dany Devito over and over again.

the fact that it's monkey see monkey do isn't what bothers me about the site. That poo poo's everywhere. It's that it keeps loving working that drives me up the wall

# ? Nov 5, 2019 04:21

Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

Milo and POTUS posted:

the fact that it's monkey see monkey do isn't what bothers me about the site. That poo poo's everywhere. It's that it keeps loving working that drives me up the wall

This.

# ? Nov 5, 2019 04:32

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Giant_Pupils posted:

lol I literally just commented how creepy that thread was, came here and ~~voila~~ walla. It's magic.

We JUST went over this... :rolleyes:

its from the PYF Lifehack thread, mocking how "WALLA!" some dumb poo poo just works, barely.

# ? Nov 5, 2019 04:54

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Elderbean posted:

Ugh, loving all the top jokes are the same thing about Dany Devito over and over again.

It's better than people treating the premise seriously.

# ? Nov 5, 2019 05:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?