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*steam shoots out of my ears as i think harder than ive ever thought before* how.... how does.. where does the penis go? what hole is the butt????? how the gently caress do man and wummon have sex???????? its... its actual sex?????
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Spergin Morlock posted:Every dumb thing you've ever heard attributed to trump is true, except Adam Schiff's version of the ukraine phone call. That one was embellished a bit How will this even be explained to the two or so generations that will get to be old enough to learn about it before the world ends
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Mustached Demon posted:He's the president and immune from CRIMES So then he could just arrest every single member of congress and the supreme court and put them all in jail and just take over, and the constitution would allow for this.
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trump can't let go of schiff's improv routine about his perfect call mlao hell, i hate improv comedy too LOCK HIM UP, TRUMP
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cumshitter posted:*steam shoots out of my ears as i think harder than ive ever thought before* but BABIES come outta there~! any man that has sex with a vagina is half a pedo
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Inspector Hound posted:How will this even be explained to the two or so generations that will get to be old enough to learn about it before the world ends There will probably be an Oliver Stone movie or some poo poo. I'm hoping for a Ken Burns documentary
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lol this is some elementary school poo poo and also hilarious and terrifying since a large portion of this country barely have a 5th grade level of understanding ill call you later
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weird twitter people fall all over themselves to hand it to trump about how he’s a master ownage nicknamer or whatever but can we all for one moment acknowledge how lame and low-effort “Shifty Schiff” is? it sounds like something one of the Fox and Friends came up with and he adopted
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Bearjew posted:who the gently caress is Donald Trump TURN OFF YOUR MONITOR
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Spergin Morlock posted:Move to Belgium. no
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Hamelekim posted:So then he could just arrest every single member of congress and the supreme court and put them all in jail and just take over, and the constitution would allow for this. laws are made up and don't matter, the only thing that has ever mattered is that enough of the killy killy guys agree with you
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it's great how he keeps calling for the impeachment of a congressman, which is a legal impossibility
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Spergin Morlock posted:There will probably be an Oliver Stone movie or some poo poo. I'm hoping for a Ken Burns documentary From the beginning I've thought Trump should be played by a bunch of different actors in the inevitable movie, like in the Bob Dylan one
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"Move to Belgium" he says. I'm not falling for that, I want my hands to stay just where they are, attached to my arms
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twoday posted:it's great how he keeps calling for the impeachment of a congressman, which is a legal impossibility You're a legal impossibility
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why is “call” in scare quotes. what are the brain worms trying to communicate here
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Spergin Morlock posted:There will probably be an Oliver Stone movie or some poo poo. I'm hoping for a
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the media should out the whistleblower, why won't they report the whistle blow mans name!! repubs should release competing transcripts, why wont they!!!
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Gripweed posted:"Move to Belgium" he says. I'm not falling for that, I want my hands to stay just where they are, attached to my arms lol
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twoday posted:it's great how he keeps calling for the impeachment of a congressman, which is a legal impossibility lol but he was elected king???
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twoday posted:it's great how he keeps calling for the impeachment of a congressman, which is a legal impossibility “they want to impeach me? well guess what?! I’m gonna double impeach them!” 
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for years i have casually posted "give me your penis" and you gave. without thought or care, it was the best of you and your desire to help your fellow gay man. but now i have the inches i need to achieve my goal. and everything is going to change. take one last look at the sky, bitches. thats the last time youre going to see the stars.
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Inspector Hound posted:You're a legal impossibility I wish
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Lmao, what a concession. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191158055397969920?s=19 Perhaps so!
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I just love when DST ends and suddenly it's dark by 5pm every day for the next 4 months. 
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forgot about Sedna
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Squizzle posted:really pushing the gasoline around the ol concrete its Honest Work
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Fallen Hamprince posted:“they want to impeach me? well guess what?! I’m gonna double impeach them!” I'm impeached, you're impeached, the whole system is impeached!
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good to see we can finally say Merry Christmas again, thank u mr president
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William Bear posted:Lmao, what a concession.
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William Bear posted:Lmao, what a concession. Whoops no deleting!
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Hamelekim posted:So then he could just arrest every single member of congress and the supreme court and put them all in jail and just take over, and the constitution would allow for this. Devin Nunes just got an erection somewhere He's probably hiding in the bushes out back
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Inspector Hound posted:Whoops no deleting! oops! all impeachable offenses
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may i have your attention please may i have your attention please will the real schiff shifty please shut up
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