TRUPPP 1044: "We're building the slock rocket"

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kakotheres: Nov 9, 2016; Do the job that is in front of you

Inspector Hound posted:

That's so cool. Do you guys really carry bullwhips

Sadly no, but we pretend with our belts a lot.
I do have 2 machetes though, so I will be useful in the revolution.

Snipe tax

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:51

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# ? May 31, 2024 23:13

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

GCU Quelle Suprise posted:

I bet you were worried, but fret not, I make $15/hour for my masters degree, no vacation/sick days, no insurance. I'm a goon for sure!

i dont even have a job!

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:52

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

punchymcpunch posted:

so we were right, he did have a stroke on the lav

considering his terrible diet, advanced age, and odd schedule, I think it's reasonable to assume that the President only goes to sleep when he has a mini stroke that shuts his brain down for a couple hours

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:53

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Superanos posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191337006615482368?s=19

ok grandpa, time for bed now

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:54

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Inspector Hound posted:

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1191335181694767105?s=19

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:54

kakotheres: Nov 9, 2016; Do the job that is in front of you

mags posted:

i dont even have a job!

That's ok, I bet you get by just fine with your Universal Basic Income check and Medicare for All!!

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:55

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

GCU Quelle Suprise posted:

Sadly no, but we pretend with our belts a lot.
I do have 2 machetes though, so I will be useful in the revolution.

Snipe tax

That counts

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:55

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Superanos posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191337006615482368?s=19

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:55

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191318856683413504

This is from this morning?

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:56

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

univbee posted:

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:56

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Superanos posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191337006615482368?s=19

con

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:56

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Inspector Hound posted:

That counts

A whole lot of people were angry about such a violation of :decorum:

not realizing holy hell was it effective, dude literally got punched out of the public sphere.

EDIT holy hell did you completely change your post to not be about Richard Spencer getting punched, did the forums gently caress up, or do I need more covfefe this morning?

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:57

Fireside Nut: Feb 10, 2010; turp

MadJackal posted:

This is from this morning?

yeah loving hell. I checked the time stamp too thinking there was no way but here we are

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:57

K9: May 6, 2007

MadJackal posted:

This is from this morning?

imagine 4 tweet-branes intersecting a timelike manifold

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:58

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

why did Facebook think a crypto currency was a good idea

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:58

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

univbee posted:

A whole lot of people were angry about such a violation of not realizing holy hell was it effective, dude literally got punched out of the public sphere.

I just mean it's pretty funny that now there's a recording of him storming around a room of people shouting "no, for real, I'm a cartoon Nazi"

Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 14:07 on Nov 4, 2019

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:59

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

euphronius posted:

why did Facebook think a crypto currency was a good idea

"What if a decentralized currency, but centralized?"

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:59

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

euphronius posted:

why did Facebook think a crypto currency was a good idea

possibly because facebook is run by braindead nazis

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:59

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

univbee posted:

A whole lot of people were angry about such a violation of not realizing holy hell was it effective, dude literally got punched out of the public sphere.

EDIT holy hell did you completely change your post to not be about Richard Spencer getting punched, did the forums gently caress up, or do I need more covfefe this morning?

Lol I modulate my posting frequency

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:59

Superanos: Nov 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191338937387757568?s=19

when you repeat it enough it will become true

# ? Nov 4, 2019 13:59

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

euphronius posted:

why did Facebook think a crypto currency was a good idea

if their intent is to scam VC dollars out of people that have so much money they don't know what to do with it, crypto currency is a very good way to go op

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:00

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/candacescoleman/status/1191322674007556096?s=20

it�s racist when minorities don�t vote republican

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:01

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Superanos posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191338937387757568?s=19

when you repeat it enough it will become true

I'm telling you, he's practicing chaos magic and willing things into the world.

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:02

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Superanos posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191338937387757568?s=19

when you repeat it enough it will become true

Working hard!

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:03

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

someone change the thread title plz

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:04

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

https://twitter.com/poaststructural/status/1191064581956886528?s=21

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:04

ZeusCannon: Nov 5, 2009; BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH; Grimey Drawer

punchymcpunch posted:

possibly because facebook is run by braindead nazis

Dingdingdingdingding WE HAAAVE A WINNER

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:04

PyPy: Sep 13, 2004; by vyelkin

I�ve been sitting here squeezing out the most timid turds this morning.

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:05

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Addamere posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNibtfXIo4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHU-aeoyug

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:06

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/poaststructural/status/1191064581956886528?s=21

Lol what the gently caress

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:07

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

some fun rumors to start off your Monday

https://twitter.com/dcherring/status/1191116092871102464

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:08

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Superanos posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191322448718966784?s=19

mark levin as a scholar is the funniest thing ive heard in months

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:09

Nodelphi: Jan 30, 2004; We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.; Ham Wrangler

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/poaststructural/status/1191064581956886528?s=21

He-man action figures were a documentary.

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:09

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

neutral milf hotel posted:

some fun rumors to start off your Monday

https://twitter.com/dcherring/status/1191116092871102464

Oh good

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:09

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1191342103063879681?s=20

:ca:

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:12

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Superanos posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1191338937387757568?s=19

when you repeat it enough it will become true

the best part is there hasn't been a poll this high like ever for him

# ? Nov 4, 2019 14:13

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