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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

euphronius posted:

at least carter isn’t a boomer

I think the genz definition of boomer is anyone over thirty that publicly states an opinion you don’t like. It’s the new hipster.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I couldn't imagine actually being a lawyer and listening to every Tom, Dick, and Harry with their dumbass loving opinions about how the law works

normal people usually follow criminal law ok because of all the tv shows and serving on juries

I’ve never met anyone irl with an opinion as nonsensical as that fed bot tweet

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:

ever drive over 30 hours to big bend and then realize you left your good dildo at home? well,

https://twitter.com/markzbarabak/status/1191400291691687936

this makes me so unbelievably sad lol

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

euphronius posted:

I know I’m arguing with a tweet but that is only relevant to the standard of proof to be applied by a fact finder at a criminal trial

it does not apply to the public or to the prosecutor

if the prosecution assumed people were innocent then no one would
be prosecuted

None of this poo poo applies to impeachment either, which is entirely Calvinball. There's no due process, there's no burden of proof, there's nothing resembling the contrivances of the justice system. It's just a simple vote by the House whether to send it to the Senate, and a vote by the Senate whether to convict. Whatever rules or procedure besides the votes themselves are entirely superfluous and entirely at the pleasure of the Congress.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

euphronius posted:

I know I’m arguing with a tweet but that is only relevant to the standard of proof to be applied by a fact finder at a criminal trial

it does not apply to the public or to the prosecutor

if the prosecution assumed people were innocent then no one would
be prosecuted

wow you should let the federalist's senior editor know so they can contact the house freedom caucus and have them take down their tweet

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

mormonpartyboat posted:

ever drive over 30 hours to big bend and then realize you left your good dildo at home? well,

https://twitter.com/markzbarabak/status/1191400291691687936

They won't be happy until we're fracking Yosemite valley and doing mountaintop removal mining in Yellowstone

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mayor Dave posted:

Derban flump

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

mysterious frankie posted:

I think the genz definition of boomer is anyone over thirty that publicly states an opinion you don’t like. It’s the new hipster.

Ok boomer

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
impeach deez nuts

impeach deez nuts

:c00l:
👈 Lib 👉

nah
Mar 16, 2009

The Alpha Centauri posted:

lol philly republican mayoral candidate is hilarious

https://www.billyforphilly.com/

click it

you get hit with a giant image saying "STOP SAFE INJECTION SITES! SODA TAX!"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mayor Dave posted:

They won't be happy until we're fracking Yosemite valley and doing mountaintop removal mining in Yellowstone

tbh i promote any kind of dangerous or disruptive drilling in yellowstone

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

euphronius posted:

why did Facebook think a crypto currency was a good idea

because zuckerberg wants to topple the government and rule over a bunch of serfs, the same as every other techlord

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

mysterious frankie posted:

I think the genz definition of boomer is anyone over thirty that publicly states an opinion you don’t like. It’s the new hipster.

I mean generally it’s used because some dipshit is hot taking about how children are killing the porch swing industry but it’s getting thrown around too much and soon boomers, being like viruses, will adapt to it.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

mysterious frankie posted:

I think the genz definition of boomer is anyone over thirty that publicly states an opinion you don’t like. It’s the new hipster.

gen z is right, boomer

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

tbh i promote any kind of dangerous or disruptive drilling in yellowstone

throwing my billions into the caldera to plug it up desperately

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



dingle turm

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Addamere posted:

None of this poo poo applies to impeachment either, which is entirely Calvinball. There's no due process, there's no burden of proof, there's nothing resembling the contrivances of the justice system. It's just a simple vote by the House whether to send it to the Senate, and a vote by the Senate whether to convict.

the senate will follow due process or at least the outlines of it as the house is also doing the same rn

there will be motions and objections and so on

I think the senate even has standing rules

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

am ... am i an anonymous?? :ohdear:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

this whole thing is ridiculous

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Normal country
https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1191399709618954240?s=19

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's how meme's work

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

why did Facebook think a crypto currency was a good idea

ico ico wan dey

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

ever drive over 30 hours to big bend and then realize you left your good dildo at home? well,

https://twitter.com/markzbarabak/status/1191400291691687936

humans are a disease and need to go

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

the senate will follow due process or at least the outlines of it as the house is also doing the same rn

there will be motions and objections and so on

I think the senate even has standing rules

impeach deez nuts

impeach deez nuts

👈 Lib 👉

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Relevant Tangent posted:

gen z is right, boomer

Nah

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

trump

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

LegoMan posted:

humans are a disease and need to go

agent smith was right

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Wat een dom forum is dit.

Nope, translates pretty easily.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

mysterious frankie posted:

I think the genz definition of boomer is anyone over thirty that publicly states an opinion you don’t like. It’s the new hipster.

boomers' definition of a 'millennial' is 'young people i don't like', so that's fine.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

boomers' definition of a 'millennial' is 'young people i don't like', so that's fine.

yeah

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
what have the national parks done for me to make tweeting easier? nothing. often it's HARDER to tweet from them.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1191396948370178048?s=20

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

throwing my billions into the caldera to plug it up desperately

jamming fracking juice down ol' faithful until the supervolcano is freed

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

ArmZ posted:

agent smith was right

yeah he did nothing wrong

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

jamming fracking juice down ol' faithful until the supervolcano is freed

does this come in sugar-free?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mysterious frankie posted:

I think the genz definition of boomer is anyone over thirty that publicly states an opinion you don’t like. It’s the new hipster.

ok boomer

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/XXL/status/1191248713479528448

??????


?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

they go to buffalo wild wings because they like white meat okay :yooge:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

does this come in sugar-free?

formaldehyde is not only sugar-free, its also gluten free

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

he'll yea

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