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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Noooot entirely sure about that whole greens are socialists thing.
From each according to his ability to each according to how far from my back yard.

e: 53 is the atomic number of iodine and VideoGames the forums are doing that thing where they don't redirect on posting again.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Nov 5, 2019

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mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Guavanaut posted:

From each according to his ability to each according to how far from my back yard.

Cat tax, since I spotted this.




Lookit day fluffy idiot

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Patrick Stewart wall or not. Hmmm.

How many cars does he have and what types?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



mehall posted:

Cat tax, since I spotted this.




Lookit day fluffy idiot

Be honest with us. How.many chairs do you own?

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Zero. They all belong to the kitten now.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Wolfsbane posted:

Zero. They all belong to the kitten now.

Is this why you keep buying more?

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Eschenique posted:

Leave Jason Statham out of this.

Edit: Oh god I bet Jason Statham is a massive Brexiteer.

Brexit: The Movie synopsis.

One heroic and unusually in-shape gammon battles the heartless bureaucratic forces of the EU, who insist on hewing to the 'rules' in order to prevent 'mass starvation'. See him kick a garlicky Frenchman in the face and say: "Are sovereignty, baby" to an Angela Merkel analogue with a toothbrush moustache, before being knighted by good King Nigel, first of his name.

:britain: :ham:

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


We have 4 chairs for a dining table, but the table currently resides in my office for playing M:TG on.

We do need to throw out one of the office chairs though.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Eschenique posted:

Top Gear are Tories? Are there any good famous Brits left?


Please tell me Sean Connery is still cool.

David Attenborough is still good AFAIK.

He's certainly still making good environmental content, even if it could be more radical - but of course, he wouldn't get it published if he said we should all go guillotine the palm oil company execs.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Tarnop posted:

Given enough time, Cummies will rationally decide that the only rational move is to leak it himself.

That is also his argument for when he shits himself.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/krishgm/status/1191649883469553664

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

JFC what a horrible ghoul.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Evil oval office

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Really staying in character for his Dickens villain cosplay :golfclap:

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
actually the "common sense" is to do what the fire brigade says you absolute prick

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They'd all be alive if they'd run madly down smoke filled stairwells into the burning gas main.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

thespaceinvader posted:

David Attenborough is still good AFAIK.

He's certainly still making good environmental content, even if it could be more radical - but of course, he wouldn't get it published if he said we should all go guillotine the palm oil company execs.
He does make the overpopulation arguement that some in here think means 'we must kill all non white people'...

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



lol at accusing her of lying because of a glitch on their backend. Quality people.

Olpainless
Jun 30, 2003
... Insert something brilliantly witty here.

gently caress me he's a vile sack of poo poo.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

This statement makes me want to post things I’d be probating myself for, what a ghoul

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



feedmegin posted:

I mean, People's Vote is actual Labour policy (yet not the Lib Dems' these days) and the Greens are still socialists so he's proooobably not Wallworthy based on that.

Wait hang on I thought the libdems wanted a vote but it was no deal/remain? Rather than deal (of some description)/remain.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



If only Mogg had been in the building to lead by example

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Burn his house down, see how he likes it, this ghoulish loving...oval office? I dunno, I want a word even stronger than that.

I too am not going to restrain myself from probe worthy things

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

thespaceinvader posted:

David Attenborough is still good AFAIK.

He was very slow to start talking about climate change, and he went to Thatcher's funeral.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Party Plane Jones posted:

This statement makes me want to post things I’d be probating myself for, what a ghoul

Do it, PPJ. Probe yourself!

:a2m: :getin:

But I agree. Mogg is scum.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Oh dear me posted:

He was very slow to start talking about climate change, and he went to Thatcher's funeral.

I'd want to make sure too.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





suggestion for a podcast episode: Why Every Cishet Celebrity In Britain Sucks poo poo

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Party Plane Jones posted:

This statement makes me want to post things I’d be probating myself for, what a ghoul

This happens to me on a daily basis when looking at the vile wretched scum we call tories.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Braggart posted:

Do it, PPJ. Probe yourself!

:a2m: :getin:

But I agree. Mogg is scum.

Now that's not fair.

To scum. Scum can develop culture. They don't need to marry into aristo class and adopt a crude facsimile.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

xtothez posted:

I don't think they're card-carrying Tories, at least not under the current state of the party. IIRC Clarkson was very involved with New Labour types, known to party with the Blairs, etc. He's also spoken out against Brexit, presumably because it might make it harder for him to cross the channel and insult the French.

They probably vote Lib Dem now or at least will say they do

Clarkson was best friends with David Cameron and was invited to Thatcher's funeral where he wept like an infected bellend. They're all tories.

Anyway, here's Jacob Rees Moggs giving out advice that would get even more people killed in a fire.

https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/1191651843484606464

The advice the fire department gives is the correct and best advice you can give when fire breaks out in any high rise building. If the building had been up to code then the fire would have ran into several fire doors which are thick enough and strong enough that it can take about 30 minutes to burn through. There's obviously the risk of the fire moving up through the ceiling through radiation but even that takes time and hopefully enough time for the fire department to get there in time. If people start trying to flee it means hundreds of people rushing around, trampling each other, opening fire doors, feeding oxygen to the flames and potentially accelerating the burning process and getting far more people killed.

Of course all of this goes out the window when your tory council puts extremely flammable cladding on the side of your building that allows the flames to cover the entire structure within minutes all for the sake of £5000 and the property values of a bunch of rich cunts who didn't even plan on living in the flats opposite. Can't really express how disgusted I am with all this. This is a complete whitewash to protect the tory party and that loving idiot councillor who's parents didn't drill enough holes in his head.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pablo Bluth posted:

He does make the overpopulation arguement that some in here think means 'we must kill all non white people'...
On the other hand I'm fairly sure he's smart enough to know that famine, plague, and war are lovely ways to control a population, and reverse themselves fairly quickly in the grand scheme of things.


And that the best way to limit population is secondary education for women and girls


And access to family planning and contraception


And a society that values women's rights as humans and challenges natalist rhetoric.

So if he's planning to depopulate the Global South by having feminists build lots of schools then that's not really some evil mastermind scheme I can object to.

Venomous posted:

suggestion for a podcast episode: Why Every Cishet Celebrity In Britain Sucks poo poo
And Stephen Fry.

e: For clarity, "suggestion for a podcast episode: Why Every Cishet Celebrity In Britain And Stephen Fry Sucks poo poo", not "suggestion for a podcast episode: Why Every Cishet Celebrity In Britain Sucks poo poo And Stephen Fry". That would be a very different episode.

Tiger Millionaire
Jan 25, 2014

He'll eat your kids and fire your parents!

It's depressing that people can publicly say poo poo like this that's both loving awful advice and plain loving awful and face no consequence.

Also hi UKMT thread, pissflaps thread has inspired me to try and lurk less and post more.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Rarity posted:

Whoa, what the actual gently caress. The coconut was TinTower, not me. I know we're both trans but we are different people.

Oh whoops sorry! Anyway I'll shut up.

I didn't know about his twitter stalking habits either.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Nov 5, 2019

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Samovar posted:

Now that's not fair.

To scum. Scum can develop culture. They don't need to marry into aristo class and adopt a crude facsimile.

You're right I'm sorry. I got them confused because they both tend to float to the top through no effort of their own.

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

Guavanaut posted:

They'd all be alive if they'd run madly down smoke filled stairwells into the burning gas main.

I think there was actually only the one stairwell, which makes his advice somehow even worse

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Private Speech posted:

Oh whoops sorry!

Thanks


I found your problem here :smug:

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Tiger Millionaire posted:

It's depressing that people can publicly say poo poo like this that's both loving awful advice and plain loving awful and face no consequence.

Also hi UKMT thread, pissflaps thread has inspired me to try and lurk less and post more.

Welcome to the thread! May all your posts be high-impact

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

Gonzo McFee posted:

Can't really express how disgusted I am with all this. This is a complete whitewash to protect the tory party and that loving idiot councillor who's parents didn't drill enough holes in his head.

It's really really 'cool' getting to watch a stitch-up in progress like this.

For the people who were actually old enough to be around when it happened. How similar is this to poo poo like Hillsborough?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Chucat posted:

I think there was actually only the one stairwell, which makes his advice somehow even worse

The fire door was locked.

Also, it had a lock.

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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
It does seem to be memory holed that posh cunts coated the pov building in loving napalm because it looked nicer

gently caress l hate them. I hate them so much I can't sleep at night, just so I have more time in which to hate them. I hate them so much it gives me energy

Edit I'm not trying to win the righteous indignation Olympics itt, I'm describing how I really feel even though it sounds stupid and hyperbolic

Barry Foster fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Nov 5, 2019

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