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Borrovan posted:e: ^^^a shameful civil war https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Ghost-out-of-Your-House this is worst snipe in the history of this thread and I'm leaving it to ward off ghosts
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I hope Labor wins the election. Good luck Brits, show we aren’t 100% hellworld.
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We should test JRMs response to a fire by burning his house down and then making him a Guy Fawkes. I'll eat the probation, I really don't care anymore.
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 20:32 |
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bessantj posted:I have no trouble believing that if JRM found himself inside Grenfall, at any time, he would have been out of there in a flash. then burnt his clothes. And bathed in bleach. Bozzas latest proposal would haved moved it to the Irish Sea. Right now though, well, you may have noticed we're having an election just at the minute... Edit: if Labor win that means we got conquered by Australia, which would be a turn up for the books! feedmegin fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Nov 5, 2019 |
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The conservative and extremely anti unionist party. European union: bad. Act of union: worse. Labour union: literally hitler. Hitler: Misunderstood.
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 20:33 |
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forkboy84 posted:This is a take so staggeringly bad that it really beggars belief. This isn't an excuse at all, but he's practically playing a character. He's on American Dragons Den and is basically a capitalism troll. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ubnDcyYGw
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 20:34 |
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Are YouGov going to do another of their...big...seat...poll thing? The one that pretty much predicted 2017?
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 20:38 |
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Episode 2 of Podcasting is Praxis, now available on YouTube with subtitles! Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5wD8ZvmKgU
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 20:40 |
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Happy Glorification of Domestic Terrorism night everyone. Will anyway be attended one of the pagan rituals where small explosives are used as an offering in an attempt to ward off larger explosions? Really needs a hot take from the reporting-on-the-uk-like-the-uk-reports-on-africa twitter account.
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https://twitter.com/Laranja02/status/1191788029003870209
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f ur bf hes a fallen now.
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 20:46 |
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I was listening to pm on my way home and I was going to post the bridgen thing he literally led in with "Jacob is a leader, and whilst most people would stay put if they're told to by an authority figure he would use his brane and get out of there", he must not have got the briefing
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 20:46 |
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OwlFancier posted:Jacob rees mogg would actually have used his galactic brain to will the fire out and also turn the tower into 30 luxury apartments that nobody lived in, thereby actually making them the safest possible form of accomodation. Things Jacob Rees Mogg Thinks He Knows More Than - Firefighters at a tower blaze - The CBI about Brexit - Van Drivers who run deliveries across EU countries - The UK Treasury (when businesses were moving out of the UK, he accused the Treasury allowing them to humiliate the UK) - German car makers Add any I missed.
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bessantj posted:I have no trouble believing that if JRM found himself inside Grenfall, at any time, he would have been out of there in a flash. then burnt his clothes. And bathed in bleach. The can of the hard border has been kicked from whenever Brexit happens under the current deal to about 2024. The assumption is that something will be found by then or Stormont will vote to continue the border in the Irish Sea.
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The stupidest (though not the most monstrous) thing about what Rees-Mogg said is that if he really was a Very Clever Fellow who lived on a high floor in Grenfell, he’d have known that shelter-in-place was a proven strategy that had worked for every major high-rise fire up to then (and would probably have worked at Grenfell too if someoene hadn’t coated the exterior with napalm), and he’d have stayed in his flat until it was too late, chiding his neighbours who made a run for it as easily-panicked idiots. But no, he’s a Clever person, so of course he would have done the Correct thing, even if what that thing was is something we can only know in hindsight, based on knowledge he couldn’t have had at the time.
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There should be a law against neighbours trying to start awkward small talk in common spaces
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RockyB posted:Happy Glorification of Domestic Terrorism night everyone. I'm wandering around outside freeloading off everyone else's fireworks it's p good can see them going off from Liverpool to Llandudno, and beyond
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feedmegin posted:Edit: if Labor win that means we got conquered by Australia, which would be a turn up for the books! Is it possible for the UK to become more racist? Find out on the next exciting episode!
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Sexual Aluminum posted:I hope Labor wins the election. Good luck Brits, show we aren’t 100% hellworld. Lib Dem/UUP coalition incoming....
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https://twitter.com/LibDems/status/1191796949499961344 lmao
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happyhippy posted:Things Jacob Rees Mogg Thinks He Knows More Than Everyone about everything ever.
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mediadave posted:Are YouGov going to do another of their...big...seat...poll thing? The one that pretty much predicted 2017? They pulled that right before the GE because the tories were paying them for machine learning processing and they didn't like the prediction. Survation also used machine learning and got similarly close but they can only run machine learning when someone pays BIG money for it and they don't tend to release those results anymore.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:This is one of the few nights a year I wish I lived in a tower block. We always used to go to my mate's brother's flat on the 19th floor and could see a hundred displays in one night, and people would only occasionally deliberately aim rockets at us. I used to live in North East London with my two cattes. We had fireworks on 5th Nov and weekends either side, Diwali, Eid Al Adhar, Eid Al Fitr, Christmas, New Year, Easter.... my cattes got used to them and showed no fear. Personally, I loathe fireworks having had them chucked into the hood of my school coat when I was a kid by any kid my dad (a teacher in a secondary modern) had told off that day.
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OwlFancier posted:Boris wants to put it in the irish sea. feedmegin posted:Bozzas latest proposal would haved moved it to the Irish Sea. Right now though, well, you may have noticed we're having an election just at the minute... painted into a coroner posted:The can of the hard border has been kicked from whenever Brexit happens under the current deal to about 2024. The assumption is that something will be found by then or Stormont will vote to continue the border in the Irish Sea. Won't that put the DUPs nose out? (Something I'm in full support of.)
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The only organised fireworks in Portsmouth this year is happening tomorrow on the mainland, because the Gunwharf which usually does the big display used all of theirs for the D-Day 75 celebration earlier in the year
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Pochoclo posted:There should be a law against neighbours trying to start awkward small talk in common spaces Now you know the real reason London is so expensive, it's the only place in the country where this is guaranteed.
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Goldskull posted:It's not just Islington the Lib Dem's are bullshitting about, I've been bombarded with letters/leaflets the last 4 days all saying Labour can't win in Finchley & Golders Green, where 'What party am I in this week numbskull' Luciana Berger's running for them. The Grauniad are looking for examples of dodgy campaign literature. Take a picture and send it in, it could help give the Lib Dems a kicking for another news cycle: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/05/have-you-received-any-general-election-leaflets-share-your-photos
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Edit: double post bad gateway
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OwlFancier posted:Boris wants to put it in the irish sea. Hi all, I mainly lurk in this thread and don’t post but thought you might enjoy this little tidbit of info. I live on the Isle of Man (halfway between Liverpool and Ireland for those that do not know). We are a crown dependency with our own laws and parliament. We have ferries going to and from Dublin, Belfast, Liverpool and Heyshem. 2 of my closest friends work at our ferry company and tell me that zero preparation has been done for anything to do with a border ‘down the Irish sea’. Our government is also not inclined to implement any kind of customs nonsense that the English government would demand (they shafted us on a VAT deal some years ago). I’m not sure how the English government think that we will fit into the plans for a sea based border but I wish them the very best of luck. Vyro Ingo fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Nov 5, 2019 |
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I know the lib Dems are twats and I understand why you might not want to acknowledge that you're going to at best get third place and the balance of power at the outset of the campaign but now they've specifically ruled out supporting either of the parties that are almost certainly going to win the most seats, how is a vote for them anything other than a vote for another general election immediately afterwards if they explicitly won't vote for another party to form a government, then unless someone else gets a majority or they win literally 320 more seats (or 160+ and someone else joins them as a junior partner, I suppose) then no one will be able to form a government or maybe they're secretly anarchists and just don't want a government at all? swinson_650_seats.jpg e; I guess they might also demand corbyns resignation as price for their 8 votes? so we get a leadership election that takes several weeks at the shortest and then someone elected by the left wing labour membership takes over XMNN fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Nov 5, 2019 |
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Vyro Ingo posted:Hi all, I mainly lurk in this thread and don’t post but thought you might enjoy this little tidbit of info. Cool thanks for the additional info and you should post more.
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bessantj posted:Won't that put the DUPs nose out? (Something I'm in full support of.) Not sure if you haven't been paying attention but boris sacked a big pile of his MPs so the DUP don't even give him a majority any more. Vyro Ingo posted:Hi all, I mainly lurk in this thread and don’t post but thought you might enjoy this little tidbit of info. I'm quite sure the government hasn't even begun to think about Man tbh
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OwlFancier posted:Not sure if you haven't been paying attention but boris sacked a big pile of his MPs so the DUP don't even give him a majority any more. Historically the Manx have always been pirates and smugglers, could make for a great cultural revival tbh
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XMNN posted:I know the lib Dems are twats and I understand why you might not want to acknowledge that you're going to at best get third place and the balance of power at the outset of the campaign iirc the line is they've ruled out supporting the current leaders so there's still plenty of scope to support the tories when push comes to shove because, as ever; https://twitter.com/NevilleSouthall/status/1191808834316185600?s=20
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Pochoclo posted:There should be a law against neighbours trying to start awkward small talk in common spaces No there shouldn't we live in a society ask them to vote Labour and if not ask why they want poor people to die
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Vyro Ingo posted:Historically the Manx have always been pirates and smugglers, could make for a great cultural revival tbh Very excited for the post brexit future where the UK becomes a client state of Mann because someone put a gun fort on it. Not least because the Tynwald is a strong contender with Westminster for arcane procedural bullshit
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:iirc the line is they've ruled out supporting the current leaders so there's still plenty of scope to support the tories when push comes to shove because, as ever; ah yes, I'd sort of thought they wouldn't go for getting a different conservative leader elected by their insane membership but i forgot about the siren call of the ministerial jag
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Gonzo McFee posted:We should test JRMs response to a fire by burning his house down and then making him a Guy Fawkes.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Also I'm keeping up my 100% record of having weird pets - my dog, for the 11th year running, is refusing to give two shits about the fireworks and is in fact snoring loudly enough to drown them out. My cat, meanwhile, is desperate to go out so he can see what all the noise is about. my cat is 100% unbothered by the fireworks when he's indoors but he keeps wanting to go outside then thinking better of it when he's actually presented with the opportunity and it's a lot louder and closer
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https://twitter.com/bholliday/status/1059445567401660419?s=20 Posting my favourite poppy related tweet.
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