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Kevos Setzer
Dec 1, 2004

I can transform, right?

Helsing posted:

She was effectively getting Virginia Giuffre to risk her life by coming out of hiding to give an interview and then when she faced comparatively minor risk she backed down and has remained quiet ever since and the only thing that actually seems to irritate her is she didn't get the scoop.

I know this is all like 80 years ago in TrumpTime but wasn't one of the assgoblin shysters in the 2016 election like Avenetti promising a huge bombshell that would ruin Trump for the election, except the witness backed out at the last minute and everyone pretended he never said anything?

It was supposed to be one of Epstein's victims coming forward with allegations about Donald Trump. I want to say that was supposed to be Virginia Giuffre. And I also think her deposition was unsealed right around that time. A deposition that had, among other things, Trump and Epstein getting into an argument over taking Giuffre's virginity.

Gee, you think ABC spiking her interview out of nowhere gave her some sudden concern over going public?

(Hey, notice who's name doesn't come up in O'Keefe's video? There's your angle.)

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Kevos Setzer posted:

I know this is all like 80 years ago in TrumpTime but wasn't one of the assgoblin shysters in the 2016 election like Avenetti promising a huge bombshell that would ruin Trump for the election, except the witness backed out at the last minute and everyone pretended he never said anything?

It was supposed to be one of Epstein's victims coming forward with allegations about Donald Trump. I want to say that was supposed to be Virginia Giuffre. And I also think her deposition was unsealed right around that time. A deposition that had, among other things, Trump and Epstein getting into an argument over taking Giuffre's virginity.

Gee, you think ABC spiking her interview out of nowhere gave her some sudden concern over going public?

(Hey, notice who's name doesn't come up in O'Keefe's video? There's your angle.)

She probably did mention Trump at some point but o'Keefe clipped it out since that's what he does

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Preston Waters posted:

as much as I loving LOATHE Hillary and the legacy of Clinton, she was not trying to get back in wtf

she's trying to make goddamn money with her latest lovely book but she's not THAT loving stupid.

I'm also going to go ahead and say she isnt horrible enough to tolerate child rape. If anything the right wing is pushing this poo poo hard because stories of Trump being at the coke orgies with 14 year olds go back to the mid-80's.

Bill was a horn-dog piece of poo poo, but in a scummy lawyer sexually harassing his secretary kind of way, not a "i want to rape kids" kind of way. I'm going to get poo poo on for this but I simply don't see it from either of them. Trump? abso-loving-lutely. Dude wants to gently caress his own daughter. Probably has.

is this the “actually bill was an ephebophile” defense?

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Preston Waters posted:

as much as I loving LOATHE Hillary and the legacy of Clinton, she was not trying to get back in wtf

she's trying to make goddamn money with her latest lovely book but she's not THAT loving stupid.

I'm also going to go ahead and say she isnt horrible enough to tolerate child rape. If anything the right wing is pushing this poo poo hard because stories of Trump being at the coke orgies with 14 year olds go back to the mid-80's.

Bill was a horn-dog piece of poo poo, but in a scummy lawyer sexually harassing his secretary kind of way, not a "i want to rape kids" kind of way. I'm going to get poo poo on for this but I simply don't see it from either of them. Trump? abso-loving-lutely. Dude wants to gently caress his own daughter. Probably has.

Bill Clinton flew on the Lolita express like 50+ times lmao

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Ace of Baes posted:

Bill Clinton flew on the Lolita express like 50+ times lmao

i thought it was like twice

holy poo poo this thread is getting very close to comet ping-pong level hysteria though.


bill clinton was prob aware of the child loving but i seriously doubt epstein just brought his 14yo gently caress slave onto the plane with a former president

like was he just supposed to assume this would be ok because of the lewinsky scandal? or are we supposed to believe that ole bill was best bros and they were in a child sex club together...


...like the one in the basement of comet ping-pong pizza

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
was epstein killed? yes

can we fuckin link former presidents to loving underage lolitas? no. i will readily accept the proof when presented it though.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


what the hell is this?


e: wait I seem to remember this, is this the like full dental surgery theater Epstein had installed in his estate in NYC?

Former DILF has issued a correction as of 03:59 on Nov 6, 2019

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
yes it was the goddamn loving illuminati instead of some rich fuckhead hiring a hitman over the darknet or w/e

like it HAS to be a massive underground society dedicated to controlling the entire loving world

:jerkbag:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Preston Waters posted:

i thought it was like twice

holy poo poo this thread is getting very close to comet ping-pong level hysteria though.


bill clinton was prob aware of the child loving but i seriously doubt epstein just brought his 14yo gently caress slave onto the plane with a former president

like was he just supposed to assume this would be ok because of the lewinsky scandal? or are we supposed to believe that ole bill was best bros and they were in a child sex club together...


...like the one in the basement of comet ping-pong pizza

It was not twice

Edit: I can not believe you are stanning a pedophile.

Former DILF posted:

what the hell is this?


e: wait I seem to remember this, is this the like full dental surgery theater Epstein had installed in his estate in NYC?

I think it turned out to be some weird sex thing

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 04:02 on Nov 6, 2019

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

a reporter: oh wow, i've never seen anything like this

j epstein: yes this is my private gynecology operating room, it saves me hundreds of thousands of dollars every year

a reporter: but you don't have a wife or girlfriend

(long pause)

j epstein: this interview is over

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
Look I just want a plausible explanation of why Bill Clinton rode on the child sex plane with Epstein. Also Clinton's statement said he took two "trips" but he is listed on the flight logs ~26 times so this is definitely not a one time thing.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

AnEdgelord posted:

Look I just want a plausible explanation of why Bill Clinton rode on the child sex plane with Epstein. Also Clinton's statement said he took two "trips" but he is listed on the flight logs ~26 times so this is definitely not a one time thing.

Also Ghislaine specifically got a plane/helicopter/submarine license so she could escort guests to Little St. James without logging them. Also there are a bunch of flight logs that list passengers without names.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

bill clinton is a rapist and a pedophile

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Preston Waters posted:

yes it was the goddamn loving illuminati instead of some rich fuckhead hiring a hitman over the darknet or w/e

like it HAS to be a massive underground society dedicated to controlling the entire loving world

unironically this

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Also this video of a famous UK publicist giving a confession about the pedo cartel and specifically naming the Clintons before being locked up for child sexual assault then having a heart attack jn prison.

https://twitter.com/k1llurboss/status/1161775398000054272?s=19

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

AnEdgelord posted:

Look I just want a plausible explanation of why Bill Clinton rode on the child sex plane with Epstein. Also Clinton's statement said he took two "trips" but he is listed on the flight logs ~26 times so this is definitely not a one time thing.

the innocent explanation for the plane thing is that it’s the billionaire equivalent of constantly offering rides to people in high school to brag about having your own car.

that works for Matt Groening, not Clinton

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/Trillburne/status/1191901939656577025?s=19

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing

Preston Waters posted:

i thought it was like twice

holy poo poo this thread is getting very close to comet ping-pong level hysteria though.


bill clinton was prob aware of the child loving but i seriously doubt epstein just brought his 14yo gently caress slave onto the plane with a former president

like was he just supposed to assume this would be ok because of the lewinsky scandal? or are we supposed to believe that ole bill was best bros and they were in a child sex club together...


...like the one in the basement of comet ping-pong pizza

have you considered that maybe you’re just being a rube? the amount of benefit of doubt you’re bestowing upon william jefferson clinton is hilarious

all of your recent posts amount to “cmon guys... cmon... like, cmon... you can’t be serious *sweating*” you’ll be fully epstein brained in roughly two weeks

Former DILF posted:

a reporter: oh wow, i've never seen anything like this

j epstein: yes this is my private gynecology operating room, it saves me hundreds of thousands of dollars every year

a reporter: but you don't have a wife or girlfriend

(long pause)

j epstein: this interview is over

lmao

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

I'm not callin' Bill Clinton a liar, but he did get impeached for perjury.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i have personally seen into the eyes of every presidents since Ronnie except Tarump
the creepiness of their sex auras in descending order

Herbert
Billy
Osama
Dubb

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




pizzagate was real

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Saucer Hovers posted:

i have personally seen into the eyes of every presidents since Ronnie except Tarump
the creepiness of their sex auras in descending order

Herbert
Billy
Osama
Dubb

there is a 5th name

one that resonates among the 4

a louder, stronger name

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Rated PG-34 posted:

pizzagate was real

it requires you to believe that billionaires could consistently keep talking in code. they clearly can’t, see all the people around trump.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/flossfurman/status/1191889499262980097?s=19

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Preston Waters posted:

yes it was the goddamn loving illuminati instead of some rich fuckhead hiring a hitman over the darknet or w/e

like it HAS to be a massive underground society dedicated to controlling the entire loving world

:jerkbag:

A.k.a. The British Monarchy

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
G Dubs and Obeezy are the least fuckingest presidents imho

like I believe the chud conspiracy that the Obamas adopted their kids but only that one of the daughters was adopted or IVF because Obama clearly only fucks every seven years like a Vulcan and having kids close in age range is good for optics

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Former DILF posted:

Personally I find the illuminati hypothesis to be somewhat reductionist but what good is that interpretation going to do me? Am I going to find a more complex and detailed way to explain why virtually every hierarchy on earth eventually develops a conspiracy to molest kids?

When u are in the flesh trade paedophiles are like the people who buy banksy pieces in the art world :thermidor:

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

The Saucer Hovers posted:

bill clinton is a rapist and a pedophile

it depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Preston Waters posted:

i thought it was like twice

holy poo poo this thread is getting very close to comet ping-pong level hysteria though.


bill clinton was prob aware of the child loving but i seriously doubt epstein just brought his 14yo gently caress slave onto the plane with a former president

like was he just supposed to assume this would be ok because of the lewinsky scandal? or are we supposed to believe that ole bill was best bros and they were in a child sex club together...


...like the one in the basement of comet ping-pong pizza

Dude was BFF's with Epstein. Clinton not only flew on his plane at least 26 times, but Epstein was a frequent guest at the Clinton white house. The only reason to hangout with Epstein that much is if you also enjoy raping kids.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Ross DaouThot posted:

have you considered that maybe you’re just being a rube? the amount of benefit of doubt you’re bestowing upon william jefferson clinton is hilarious

all of your recent posts amount to “cmon guys... cmon... like, cmon... you can’t be serious *sweating*” you’ll be fully epstein brained in roughly two weeks


lmao

hey man, epstein was murdered


beyond that? you people are loving insane

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

lurker2006
Jul 30, 2019

AnEdgelord posted:

Look I just want a plausible explanation of why Bill Clinton rode on the child sex plane with Epstein. Also Clinton's statement said he took two "trips" but he is listed on the flight logs ~26 times so this is definitely not a one time thing.

Well the trips he took were world wide charity tours, there would be more landings and takeoffs than that would normally imply for a single trip. Still suspicious but a lot of people seem to think that every mention in the flight log implies a completely separate occasion flying on the jet.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
epstein was definitely murdered, but it wasn't some like conspiracy or something

probably got murdered by totally normal people for reasons unrelated to running a global pedophile network of billionaires and world leaders

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Streak posted:

epstein was definitely murdered, but it wasn't some like conspiracy or something

probably got murdered by totally normal people for reasons unrelated to running a global pedophile network of billionaires and world leaders

do you have a legitimate thought process disorder

yes he's likely to have been killed by someone who didn't want him to sing, by proxy


that doesn't mean it was the illuminati or freemasons or whatever literal crazy gently caress idea the folks on infowars love to drag out

Professorjuggalo
Oct 22, 2019

by Cyrano4747
the simpsons creator is a pedophile too, sorry guys

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Preston Waters posted:

do you have a legitimate thought process disorder

yes he's likely to have been killed by someone who didn't want him to sing, by proxy


that doesn't mean it was the illuminati or freemasons or whatever literal crazy gently caress idea the folks on infowars love to drag out

Yes it does actually. That's exactly what it means.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Professorjuggalo posted:

the simpsons creator is a pedophile too, sorry guys

Was this for the meme thread?

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
IIRC groaning claims he only let the children massage his bare feet while a guest of Mr Epstein

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

MizPiz posted:

Dude was BFF's with Epstein. Clinton not only flew on his plane at least 26 times, but Epstein was a frequent guest at the Clinton white house. The only reason to hangout with Epstein that much is if you also enjoy raping kids.

Ghislaine was a guest at Chelsea's wedding but I'm sure that's normal too

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Preston Waters posted:

yes it was the goddamn loving illuminati instead of some rich fuckhead hiring a hitman over the darknet or w/e

like it HAS to be a massive underground society dedicated to controlling the entire loving world

:jerkbag:

Imagine saying this after what has come out about the Catholic church in the past 20 years or so. You know, the church that actually did rule over a good chunk of the world's population for centuries.

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