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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Kurtofan posted:

There are more than one delaware ? Troubling

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Mayor Dave posted:

Welp couldn't sleep all night, time to get owned at work

call out

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Squizzle posted:

ive never seen the predator films but i dreamt i watched them and heres what i now know:

- predators live for one year unless they hunt someone

- predators were enslaved by dracula in a remote cabin in the adirondacks

- arnold schwarzenegger became their beloved friend when he killed dracula when he went to the woods to work on his novel

- arnold knows an old guy from maine who isnt bothered by much

predator, by stephen king

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
all things are possible through trump

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i had a bad headache yesterday so i went home

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib
i wonder how long political ads will run post election

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Okay boomer, enjoy your carbonism ya filthy animal

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Floor is lava posted:

how long do draculas live

the elder dracula in pred 2 hands roger murtaugh a gun from the 1700s as a trophy

keep in mind though that pred 2 took place in the far flung future of 1997

i never really thought about it cos i think ive always believed that was a predator family heirloom

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Floor is lava posted:

i wonder how long political ads will run post election

hi im kelsey grammer

did you know that anyone who does a crime should be consigned forever to the bowels of hell

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

plinkey eat the salad

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/1190675188540727297?s=19

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012





Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
furiously smashing the RT button

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Plinkey posted:



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ligma pigma

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/OsitaNwanevu/status/1192047336094076929

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

The Alpha Centauri posted:

Lol Andy Beshear father was the last democratic governor of Kentucky


That's loving dumb

Why? He inherited the claim. It was a weak claim, so it could only be pressed against women, minors, or incapacitated governors, of which Bevin is. So he had a legit CB.

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Oct 9, 2001

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colachute
Mar 15, 2015


yeah they beat a racist nazi party. surly they are “in touch” and not “not nazis”

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Jazerus posted:

predator, by stephen king

ok i think i can handle this one. so, theres an alcoholic writer named dutch schultz and he leads an elite team of writers who are tricked by the cia to go to an unnamed south american country and rescue the following people: a guy who lives in a trash can and freaks out whenever rob lowe tries to get him to take tums, a kid who turned into a vanpire cos a van ran him over, a 3 year old kid with psychic powers whose dad is the mayor of some town in maine, a living car that is also a novelist, gary sinise, a clown who lives in the sewer and he sends little paper boats out asking people to please help him climb out cos the ladder is broken but noone ever does, a guy with a ponytail who claims to be from maine but mysteriously all his records say hes from canada, gary sinise, frank langellier, rufio from hook, an alcoholic author, gary sinise, a cowboy, and gary sinise. the predator has already killed em all tho so they all go back 30 years later

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

hi im kelsey grammer

did you know that anyone who does a crime should be consigned forever to the bowels of hell

he did a show called The Boss where he takes a poo poo with the door open and then comes out and makes a guy shake his hand

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

punchymcpunch posted:

he did a show called The Boss where he takes a poo poo with the door open and then comes out and makes a guy shake his hand

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




he looks like he got bit by vampire jezza clarkson

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


ttrrrrrreeeeeeoooooommmmmp

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/JAVdottxt/status/1191885683813756928?s=19

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Hot Karl Marx posted:

furiously smashing the RT button

russia today has a button now?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


necessary but insufficient porn

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

modus pornens

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/ryanhermens/status/1191558380642611201

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Veggiefact/status/1191769843554496514?s=19

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


what a creepy looking dude.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1192054637769232385?s=20

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

colachute posted:

what a creepy looking dude.

He is a creepy piece of poo poo

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

A legion of reasons propel political neophytes to run for office, but none may be as unusual as what inspired Juli Briskman, the cyclist who gave President Trump the finger two years ago and found herself without a job and at the center of a national uproar.

On Tuesday, Briskman got a new job, winning a seat on the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors — ousting a Republican in the process.

this is funny even if shes a lowly centrist

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Veggiefact/status/1191104608153812992?s=19

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

comcast is a worker

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

colachute posted:

yeah they beat a racist nazi party. surly they are “in touch” and not “not nazis”

*weeping* but doctor, middle america IS nazis

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


wobblies ftw

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