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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

This is amazing... hello, what do we have here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D79IrmumF8

I'd like to introduce to you Mammy P and her Brexit Rap!


The lyrics are listed on her YouTube page and I strongly encourage you to check them out if you want to see text somehow get drunk and disorderly as you scroll down them in real time

nothing says "giving it with both barrels" like censoring the word "crap"

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




that poll gives me wood (not Jo)

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/RossMcCaff/status/1192063455764897793?s=20

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
o Swinson's

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN LABOUR MANIFESTO!?!?!

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

thespaceinvader posted:

Lol it's the CUKTIG logo but in the colours of all the major parties, AND it looks like they've redacted her policies.

Wow, she REALLY has started believing her own bullshit, huh?

I'm frankly amazed she's gone for a May-style "Jo Swinson's Lib Dems" campaign.

Almost universally when I've seen her speak she's been underwhelming, and her every policy decision recently has resulted in Lib Dems yelling at her on Twitter.

Really hope Corbyn debates her.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

:discourse:

minema posted:

If I didn't find the idea of talking about my sister's sex life with her deeply uncomfortable I would definitely encourage the conditioning of her Tory boyfriend.

Interestingly he works as a consultant for Anglican Water on the OhFuckBrexitWhatWillWeDo team and apparently if there's a no deal Brexit it will be absolute chaos in water treatment circles, so you'd think this would be enough to sway him away from voting for them. Add my sister being trans to this considering the Tories atrocious history with LGBT people and I can't believe he's not already out campaigning for Labour. :rolleyes:

It's because he's a piece of poo poo OP

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




jabby posted:

Johnson really isn't a great speaker. The difference between him and Corbyn talking today is immense, he doesn't sound remotely Prime Ministerial.

Genuinely chuckling to myself all day today about everyone saying "Johnson won't run a terrible campaign like May did".

It won't be terrible like May's was, it'll be terrible in it's own ways.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
https://twitter.com/Lokinash06/status/1191492883695714311

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

incredible, someone make a bot that replies to any jo swinson tweet with this

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

(Also not sure if I should share the One Weird Trick that'll get you through like 90% of those 80s/90s council block doors because it's possibly close to B&E even if it shaves quite a lot of time (and annoyed people you randomly have to buzz to get in) when canvassing.)
Is it "make a hall pass out of an old credit card"?



e: ^^ lmao

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



"Ne peuvent pas gagner ici" is a :master:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

good god who thought this photo op was a good idea

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Wait, is that Swinson on the left?

Archaeology Hat
Aug 10, 2009

Julio Cruz posted:

good god who thought this photo op was a good idea

Lembit Opik one assumes.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

TheRat posted:

Wait, is that Swinson on the left?
correct! circa-2000ish, apparently

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

TheRat posted:

Wait, is that Swinson on the left?

Looks like it yeah. presumably she was one of the young activist Opik was creepy at before he started being creepy at Cheeky Girls.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



TheRat posted:

Wait, is that Swinson on the left?

Seems unlikely. She's a rightwing shitbag.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

TheRat posted:

Wait, is that Swinson on the left?

for the only time in her life, yes

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Archaeology Hat posted:

Lembit Opik one assumes.
Is he in space yet?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Guavanaut posted:

Is he in space yet?

Hope so, for the sake of the nations women.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Rarity posted:

Yeah, I wasn't saying that people should be using threadposting as a substitute for doing other things, by any means. I'm just acknowledging that for people with mental health issues, physical disabilities or extreme financial insecurity they might not be able to do much more than post in this thread and reassuring that even by doing that their contributions still have value. If not for this thread then all the people here talking about canvassing, donating, volunteering and all that other poo poo wouldn't be doing anything.

Those of us who can't do more than post in the thread are effectively in a support role :)

Let's keep radicalising each other, comrades! :D

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
But it was revealed that Monica Irimia was also placed on board by mistake.

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Pleasantly surprised the people of Workington are giving Farage grief though I doubt he will be able to decipher the accent.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/laurapidcockmp/status/1191832097146757122?s=21

Pidcock for PM

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

I'll be in my bunk

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke




There's some engaging, high-impact politicians with a lot to offer (to tory wets)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lembit Opik is Hideo Kojima for politics change my mind.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lol ofcom are being forced to investigate Kay Burley for humiliating James Stupidly

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

Labour appears to be winning in her bar chart?

Britain's <------ Can't Win Here!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Lembit Opik is Hideo Kojima for politics change my mind.

:yooge: wrong https://twitter.com/vibecheka/status/1191524602016673793?s=20

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

for the only time in her life, yes

She's got everyone else on her left, so she's to the right but superficially to the left.
Checks out as Lib Dem.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

Graundiad posted:

Ofcom may investigate Kay Burley’s “empty chairing” of James Cleverly (see 9.56am), the Press Association reports. The media watchdog has received numerous complaints regarding the Sky News presenter’s actions. Complaints are understood by PA new agency to relate to Burley’s claims and the empty chair gesture. A spokeswoman for Ofcom said: “We are assessing these against our broadcasting rules before deciding whether or not to investigate.”

Was the name on all these complaints a variation of 'J. V. Clever'.

Good to see the tories are up to their usual flailing attempts at intimidation.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Yes but that's hideo kojima for video games, who has politics, hideo kojima for politics is just a guy who is very horny, obsessed with celebrities, and is largely incomprehensible.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

RockyB posted:

Was the name on all these complaints a variation of 'J. V. Clever'.

Good to see the tories are up to their usual flailing attempts at intimidation.

But it was perfectly balanced - there was no Labour or SNP person on camera either.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Yes but that's hideo kojima for video games, who has politics, hideo kojima for politics is just a guy who is very horny, obsessed with celebrities, and is largely incomprehensible.

*extremely yoko taro voice* heh, you call that horny

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Pleasantly surprised the people of Workington are giving Farage grief though I doubt he will be able to decipher the accent.
++ Cowpin fur Ladgeful Farage ++

RockyB posted:

Was the name on all these complaints a variation of 'J. V. Clever'.

Good to see the tories are up to their usual flailing attempts at intimidation.
C. Dummings Esq.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

*extremely yoko taro voice* heh, you call that horny

*Extremely Hideki Kamiya voice* Blocked

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RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

Tesseraction posted:

But it was perfectly balanced - there was no Labour or SNP person on camera either.

But if you listen extremely closely you can just about hear the faint strains of 'Vote Jo;' in the background, in the voice of the Stop Brexit guy.

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