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Tsaedje posted:Cool cool cool, BBC just uncritically accepting Gavin Williamson's assertion that having polling stations in schools would be bad because it could disrupt nativity plays. Definitely not a shameless attempt to remove an easy way for people in the younger end of the age spectrum to vote while dropping the kids off/picking them up. Any school running a nativity play on a Thursday deserve to be disrupted.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:06
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gently caress me, they really are shameless.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:08
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Tsaedje posted:Cool cool cool, BBC just uncritically accepting Gavin Williamson's assertion that having polling stations in schools would be bad because it could disrupt nativity plays. Definitely not a shameless attempt to remove an easy way for people in the younger end of the age spectrum to vote while dropping the kids off/picking them up. He’s just concerned that his parents won’t get to see him as one of the three wise men
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Nov 6, 2019 17:08
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ALso how disruptive can it be, my dad worked in education for over 40 years and says he's never known a nativity play go on for longer than twenty minutes. IT'S ALMOST AS IF EVERYTHING THEY SAY IS UTTER BOLLOCKS
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Nov 6, 2019 17:08
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Jeremy Corbyn is a loving legend. Just heard him speak in Crewe, I'll be uploading the speech etc later. We're loving winning this folks. 
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Nov 6, 2019 17:09
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Jo Swinson bizarrely saying she expects more MPs to defect to her after the election - which I guess means she doesn't care if you vote lib dem or not.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:12
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Swinson's brain is literally just the Jo; picture spinning like my avatar.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:16
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Bundy posted:Jeremy Corbyn is a loving legend. Just heard him speak in Crewe, I'll be uploading the speech etc later. No complacency only more action.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:20
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Guavanaut posted:Is it "make a hall pass out of an old credit card"? Won't work on these doors because they're just electromagnets, no latch to pull. Also carrying one of them (or an FB access key) is dangerously close to Going Equipped (results may differ depending on skintone).
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Nov 6, 2019 17:23
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To those edgy yooves who remember Slipknot's Iowa album I have People = poo poo stuck in my head but "voted for brexit" instead of "people equals poo poo" as the lyrics
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Nov 6, 2019 17:24
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Sanford posted:ALso how disruptive can it be, my dad worked in education for over 40 years and says he's never known a nativity play go on for longer than twenty minutes. Yeah but they might need to move all the chairs out of the way and then back again
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Nov 6, 2019 17:25
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Tesseraction posted:To those edgy yooves who remember Slipknot's Iowa album I have People = poo poo stuck in my head but for "voted for brexit" instead of "people equals poo poo" as the lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqcXgODTeOU
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Nov 6, 2019 17:26
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Won't work on these doors because they're just electromagnets, no latch to pull. Also carrying one of them (or an FB access key) is dangerously close to Going Equipped (results may differ depending on skintone). Do you have to carry a really big opposing magnet to cancel it out? 
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Nov 6, 2019 17:27
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Tesseraction posted:To those edgy yooves who remember Slipknot's Iowa album I have People = poo poo stuck in my head but "voted for brexit" instead of "people equals poo poo" as the lyrics I think I've only ever actually heard the dick cheese version of that.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:28
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a classic
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Won't work on these doors because they're just electromagnets, no latch to pull. Also carrying one of them (or an FB access key) is dangerously close to Going Equipped (results may differ depending on skintone).
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Nov 6, 2019 17:31
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OwlFancier posted:I think I've only ever actually heard the dick cheese version of that. Warning: extreme edge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM
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Nov 6, 2019 17:31
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OwlFancier posted:I think I've only ever actually heard the dick cheese version of that. I will not forgive you for reminding me of dick cheese
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Nov 6, 2019 17:35
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I just left the office to get a sandwich and passed a stand giving out Evening Standards. The headline was something like "Don't panic! Boris arrives to calm nerves". On the way back they were putting out the later edition that now said "Disaster! Minister resigns on first day". Not been a great day for the Tories.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:37
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I've been psyching myself up to do this all week, so I think I have a new election slogan for the Conservatives. "Do you know the creeping sense of dread as, week after week, the water in your shower drains slower and slower? Until you find you're cutting short your morning ablutions just so the water doesn't spill over the lip and cascade through gaps in the tiles to the floor below? The Tories don't. The Tories have people for that. The conservative party is the physical embodiment of paying someone else to clean out the hairtrap in your shower. The Conservative Party: Vote for Job Creation. Vote for some poor sod to clean Johnson's shower for minimum wage" RockyB fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Nov 6, 2019 |
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Nov 6, 2019 17:38
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RockyB posted:I've been psyching myself up to do this all week, so I think I have a new election slogan for the Conservatives. Just throw some of this down it mate Also stop wanking in the shower so much maybe.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:41
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Also carrying one of them (or an FB access key) is dangerously close to Going Equipped (results may differ depending on skintone). CGI Stardust posted:Yeah, bad idea to carry around an explicitly-constructed bypass method, can get you in trouble RockyB posted:I've been psyching myself up to do this all week, so I think I have a new election slogan for the Conservatives. e: ^^ You really expect Tories to stop wanking in the shower?
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Nov 6, 2019 17:42
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Tesseraction posted:Warning: extreme edge Certainly a contrast to my other exposure to slipknot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j9xw-D38cE I dunno why, I was certainly in the right age bracket for them, I've just never really bothered to listen to them 
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Nov 6, 2019 17:42
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OwlFancier posted:Certainly a contrast to my other exposure to slipknot. OwlFancier posted:I dunno why, I was certainly in the right age bracket for them, I've just never really bothered to listen to them 
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Nov 6, 2019 17:47
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Comrade Fakename posted:I just left the office to get a sandwich and passed a stand giving out Evening Standards. The headline was something like "Don't panic! Boris arrives to calm nerves". On the way back they were putting out the later edition that now said "Disaster! Minister resigns on first day". https://twitter.com/SophiaSleigh/status/1192121728895459328 I got a laugh.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:51
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OwlFancier posted:Certainly a contrast to my other exposure to slipknot. A good anime and a good song, together in terror.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:52
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sebzilla posted:Just throw some of this down it mate I guess you don't have long hair?
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Nov 6, 2019 17:52
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It really is some Death of Stalin type poo poo, walking to work with one of those in the background then walking back on the same day with the other there. Does wanking in the shower prevent long hair? We need Doctor Masturbation back on twitter to answer. Does my cerebrospinal fluid need to become thick like jizz for my hair to be long and glossy?
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Nov 6, 2019 17:54
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Guavanaut posted:That's why you don't carry the metal tool with a big locksmith's logo on it, you get an iTunes gift card or something and use the tool as a template to score most of the way through from the back with a scalpel, then should you ever need it to be a hall pass and not a gift card in a legitimate emergency you can snap the bits off.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:54
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Guavanaut posted:Does wanking in the shower prevent long hair? It does not.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:56
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CGI Stardust posted:carrying an air wedge, claiming that it's a whoopie cushion and I'm trying to find a friend to prank
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Nov 6, 2019 17:56
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loving hell, day ONE and the first edition started with a ‘don’t panic!’ and it went downhill from there!
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Nov 6, 2019 17:57
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I'm talking specifically about the sediment cup type inserts you stick down the shower pipe, where you have to scoop the hair sludge out every once in a while. https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/1632203351...DCABEgLnBPD_BwE Honestly I think I'd rather have a straight pipe I can dump toxic chemicals down than a filter system that needs cleaning. But just imagine: A fetid, matted mass of lank blonde hair. Intermixed with the odd darker strand from Acuri, and the flop sweat of a grunting heavyweight tory politician. £8.21 an hour. £4.35 if you can find a young enough intern!
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Debbie Does Dagon posted:I guess you don't have long hair?  But hair on its own is not too onerous to remove from a plug hole.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:57
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https://twitter.com/petercbowden/status/1192122273429360641 This is the absolute exact energy she gives off.
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this reminds me of a letter a friend showed me a few years back, sent around a university halls of residence, begging the students to stop wanking in the shower because it was clogging the water filtration. i think the halls threatened to install filters on each shower individually if it didn't stop ed: they included a picture of said filter. it was not nice. ed ed: the maintenance team had complained explicitly about "semen clogging the filters", and they didn't want to have to keep cleaning them
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Nov 6, 2019 18:00
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RockyB posted:£8.21 an hour. £4.35 if you can find a young enough intern! This is clearly a task for an apprentice (£3.90/hr)
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Fools, that will only make me wank more!
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