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ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1192136756931551232?s=20

lmao

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

SKULL.GIF posted:

TROMP

sic!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

lol can't wait for Trump to stump for Sesh

Lol he won't stump for sessions after this

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1036681588573130752?s=19

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Sessions will win in Alabama against Jones if he gets through the primary

But oh my lord is Trump going to cause havoc

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Rip, watching us from that big LSU luxury box in the sky

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

The echoes of this event will be bouncing around cspam offsite for weeks. IRC still in shock

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al! posted:

its not even offsite drama, preston waters just sucked and im glad he's dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCjBspxuUmU&t=6s

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Amanamerican! I bleed red, white and CRIME.
People say that's 3 colors. Wrong! It actually is one color.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


An episode of ER, but it’s thirty minutes of the surgeon talking about Joe Scarborough while a car crash victim bleeds out on the table

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Because of tromp

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nichael posted:

I can't stress this enough. Nichael is great for number!

oh good :)

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Lmao that Jeff sessions got his dream job and then lost it bc he wouldn't protect a Yankee

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Roger Stone reveal yourself

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


It's great that roger stone is obviously so dumb that you wouldn't trust him to make a sandwich but he's one of the smartest people in trump's gravity well

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/alexweprin/status/1192092143323615233

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
alabama deserves sessions

e: and death

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

he was right tho

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I have information from a whistleblower that nichael tried to do a quid pro quo deal with D&D for the pw perma

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Mayor Dave posted:

Lmao that Jeff sessions got his dream job and then lost it bc he wouldn't protect a Yankee

who also mocked him for being a southern hick

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/AricToler/status/1192130011240828929

wow shocking

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


tromp

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1191837259399651328?s=20

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



like a bridge over preston waters

i will trump you down

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
It's been a while since we've had some good sixers consisting of animated .gifs

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

in 5 years we're all gonna be exchanging our likenesses with each other for iodine pills and some shithead in the Hamptons will own the likenesses of 100 million people

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Hatebag posted:

It's great that roger stone is obviously so dumb that you wouldn't trust him to make a sandwich but he's one of the smartest people in trump's gravity well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N01XWWTiq20

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Iron Crowned posted:

It's been a while since we've had some good sixers consisting of animated .gifs

yeah there used to be pages of comedy probes

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i have a mental image for u to conjure:

full grown adult. strong. decorated marine. proud military career. plum job on the secret service as reward. his body extended, fully horizontal, at the apex of a diving jump. shielding Baron Trpumo from a dodge ball thrown by a classmate

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

woooow no waaaaaayyy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao remembering back on how cartoonishly evil Jeff Sessions was as AG and how Trump was STILL completely unsatisfied with him because he wasn't willing to do the last few outlandishly dumb and bad things Trump wanted and also how Barr is totally willing to do those things, like jetsetting around the world personally asking for foreign gov't help in discrediting all of the National Intelligence agencies because they keep delivering info that doesn't match what Fox News says lmfao

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Hatebag posted:

It's great that roger stone is obviously so dumb that you wouldn't trust him to make a sandwich but he's one of the smartest people in trump's gravity well

Stone encouraged trub to get into politics initially

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1192139096036122626?s=20

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

tromp

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Mayor Dave posted:

I just fell asleep on my desk and when I jerked back awake the only thing I could think about was whether or not santa cums

i have heard from multiple sources that he does but only once a year

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Marx Headroom posted:

in 5 years we're all gonna be exchanging our likenesses with each other for iodine pills and some shithead in the Hamptons will own the likenesses of 100 million people

Gonna get a C&D letter if you look too much like a dead celeb whose likeness is actually valuable.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Schmoe Cwead posted:

i have heard from multiple sources that he does but only once a year

:same:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

for some reason I thought chris jericho was cooler than this?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:wow:

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao remembering back on how cartoonishly evil Jeff Sessions was as AG and how Trump was STILL completely unsatisfied with him because he wasn't willing to do the last few outlandishly dumb and bad things Trump wanted and also how Barr is totally willing to do those things, like jetsetting around the world personally asking for foreign gov't help in discrediting all of the National Intelligence agencies because they keep delivering info that doesn't match what Fox News says lmfao

poor jeff sessions

he only wanted to sit in his elfhole and think up new euphemisms for putting the boot to the neck of black people

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