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Nov 6, 2019 16:11
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May 16, 2024 17:40
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when the cops arrived i was supine on the ground, damp, soggy, but enligthened
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Nov 6, 2019 16:12
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when there is nothing left to piss on...
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Nov 6, 2019 16:34
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dick loving owns at Gorillas on MS-DOS
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Nov 6, 2019 17:02
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- google THIS
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"Why is this place called Piss-on-balls Fountain?"
(stereotypical wise old Indian chief smiles mysteriously)
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Nov 6, 2019 17:05
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"Why is this place called Piss-on-balls Fountain?"
(stereotypical wise old Indian chief smiles mysteriously)
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Nov 6, 2019 18:10
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- Korean Boomhauer
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we can’t afford to see piss-on-balls fountain this year so we’re going to see dense-poop-splashback geyser instead
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Nov 6, 2019 18:12
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Me and dozens of other tourists trying to do the Leaning Tower forced perspective photo trick but instead pretending to grope the fountain or catch the piss in their mouths.
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Nov 6, 2019 18:37
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*glues decorative rocks around my crotch to clearly delineate the splash zone*
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Nov 6, 2019 19:01
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I'm the house number sign proudly driving home the fact that this is a front yard exhibit.
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Nov 6, 2019 19:51
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i'm the big weiner peeing on the balls
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Nov 6, 2019 20:31
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somedays i feel like the ween, somedays i feel ike the ball
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Nov 6, 2019 21:29
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somedays i feel like the ween, somedays i feel ike the ball
#relatable
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Nov 6, 2019 21:37
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- google THIS
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Sometimes you pee on the balls. Sometimes, well, the balls...err, sometimes you're the balls and the balls are...you know what I mean.
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Nov 6, 2019 21:50
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peeing right back into the balls, perpetual motion, unlimited power
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Nov 6, 2019 22:37
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by Hand Knit
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lol
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Nov 6, 2019 22:48
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a wet sack for all
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Nov 6, 2019 22:49
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me: *points to trough that forms between my legs when i put my thighs together* turns out the great clockmaker in the sky also was into watersports
Richard Dawkin woken up in his bed: how did u get in here?
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Nov 6, 2019 23:47
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Sitting on my porch swing on a cool summer evening. As I gaze upon the glory of the piss-on-balls fountain a single tear of joy trickles down my cheek. Taking a tender pull of my mint julep I sigh. It was all worth it.
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Nov 7, 2019 01:11
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This is like the Statue of David for the anti-circumcision male.
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Nov 7, 2019 01:14
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This is like the Statue of David for the anti-circumcision male.
https://youtu.be/n58q7J2eTa8
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Nov 7, 2019 01:21
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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If it breaks down you fix it with a ball pee hammer
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Nov 7, 2019 01:49
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grows up fearing the giant that papa must've buried face up underneath the front yard
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Nov 7, 2019 01:54
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Homeowner wondering why people keep taking pictures of his elephant with a goiter fountain.
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Nov 7, 2019 03:00
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One day nearer spring
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*woman who has never seen a dick nor has any idea how they work trying to impress her friends* "yeah I made this fountain to look like one of the many dicks i've seen and touched during my frequent sexual encounters."
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Nov 7, 2019 03:09
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i heard on a podcast that ball erosion is no joke, but luckily there's blue chew
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Nov 7, 2019 03:10
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Lamao
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Nov 7, 2019 03:38
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- Korean Boomhauer
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nord vpn made my ip longer and it no longer full blast pisses on the balls but just grazes them
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Nov 7, 2019 04:00
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May 16, 2024 17:40
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*woman who has never seen a dick nor has any idea how they work trying to impress her friends* "yeah I made this fountain to look like one of the many dicks i've seen and touched during my frequent sexual encounters."
Blind man who has no clue what his own dick looks like creates a sculpture that will move you to tears
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