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Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005

CannonFodder posted:

Live action Breakfast Of Champions looking good.

Cat's Cradle?

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

sharkytm posted:

Most safety regulations are written in blood.


DrBouvenstein posted:

Almost certainly. Hell, that's how most safety equipment/warnings come about.



I did some training for the Toronto Transit Commission (TTC) years ago, and they were all talking about signals and poo poo if a subway train came by while you were working at "track level". So, there was a specific signal to make the guy stop, but they also said, "in an emergency situation, if there is a train coming, and you've forgotten what the correct signal is in your panic, then just jump up and down and wave your arms and the train operator will come to a stop".

My reaction was "how many people had to die before they decided that one was a good idea"?

I don't recall the answer

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Uthor posted:

I heard a couple years ago about a new hospital that hooked up the O2 and CO2 (?) lines backwards and patients died from getting something other than oxygen. It really disturbed me, so I'm not really willing to look for it again.

A similar thing happened in my home town about 15 years ago where someone forced (since it ordinarily wouldn't connect) an oxygen line onto the N20 line. The patient's O2 stat kept dropping so they were upping the feed thinking they were giving her O2. She died. To my knowledge they no longer have N20 lines at that hospital, they just bring in a handcart with N20 as needed.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

snugglz posted:

that’s so english. I was in scotland recently and there was a sign at an outdoor seafood spot that read something like

PLEASE GAURD YOUR FOOD FROM SEAGULLS
FOOD TAKEN BY SEAGULLS WILL NOT BE REPLACED
(THE SEAGULLS DO NOT WORK FOR US)

((spoiler: they do work for us :ssh:))

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Most seagulls are technically independent contractors these days

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Cannibal-adjacent too, one of them stole a fried chicken breast from me.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Man, Intertek really will sign off on fuckin anything.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shame on an IGA posted:

Man, Intertek really will sign off on fuckin anything.



idgi

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


ATP_Power posted:

It's a thread classic at this point, but the story of the THERAC-25 is well worth revisiting when talking about medical technology gently caress-ups
https://hackaday.com/2015/10/26/killed-by-a-machine-the-therac-25/

This is like my go to example of why anyone that says 'but if we have enough tests, there will be no bugs!' is fundamentally wrong.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

It’s reckless to market the thing to people who aren’t comfortable replacing an outlet.

I’m not entirely sure that “the copper fins will slide around each side of your outlet to make its power connection” is allowed by code.

e:

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Nov 7, 2019

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Powerful Two-Hander posted:

This is like my go to example of why anyone that says 'but if we have enough tests, there will be no bugs!' is fundamentally wrong.

The Therac-25 was the case study we did at University to learn the importance of not only testing but knowing what you're testing.

Also see the Ariana launch disaster caused by cheaping out on thier Ada compiler.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Platystemon posted:

It’s reckless to market the thing to people who aren’t comfortable replacing an outlet.

I’m not entirely sure that “the copper fins will slide around each side of your outlet to make its power connection” is allowed by code.

e:



Someone check my calculations here, because I'm only about 2/3 through my differential equations class, but

P=VI
P=(5V)(3.1A)
P=15.5W

That seems like a lot more than 0.06W.

Edit: Oh, it seems like that review is for a different brand. I assume though that they still claim 1-3 amps for their USB charging.

Cojawfee fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Nov 7, 2019

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Aramoro posted:

The Therac-25 was the case study we did at University to learn the importance of not only testing but knowing what you're testing.

My takeaway was always 'if you build a better mousetrap, nature will build a better idiot'

I.e. that the real world will behave in a way that your perfectly-designed tests didn't even consider.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I hope it's true, anyone who would buy that thing deserves to charge their phone at 60mW.

E: only 74 hours to take a Pixel 3 to 100%!

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Nov 7, 2019

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


the reviewed product seems to be a wall plate with LEDs in it, which makes more sense

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Shut up Meg posted:

My takeaway was always 'if you build a better mousetrap, nature will build a better idiot'

I.e. that the real world will behave in a way that your perfectly-designed tests didn't even consider.

My takeaway on that was always the importance of hardware interlocks if I'm remembering it correctly

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

shovelbum posted:

My takeaway on that was always the importance of hardware interlocks if I'm remembering it correctly

You're right, but I think my point is still valid: many people build safe machines with hardware interlocks that are completely without any risk to the user unless someone does something the testers never considered- such as jamming a screwdriver into the sensors to allow the machine to run with a cover open because it makes it easier for the operator.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Cojawfee posted:

Someone check my calculations here, because I'm only about 2/3 through my differential equations class, but

P=VI
P=(5V)(3.1A)
P=15.5W

That seems like a lot more than 0.06W.

Edit: Oh, it seems like that review is for a different brand. I assume though that they still claim 1-3 amps for their USB charging.

The review seems to be for a night light with the same kind of connection.

Obligatory Bigclive video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=225LhPh5uxk

Necrosaro
Dec 31, 2008

A Necrosaro Appears!
Fun Shoe
It is done. Now 12'4",

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiiEPSKrCMk

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Let's set the over-under on how long before someone hits it at 23 days. End of the month.

I'm taking the under.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



bumps dirty vegas "days gone by" in memory of our fallen 11'10" cargo-vans

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.



https://www.tubedubber.com/?q=CiiEPSKrCMk:RgKAFK5djSk:0:100:0:0:1

ATP_Power fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Nov 7, 2019

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Someone tell the transportation department that they’re violating the Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices by understating the clearance by more than three inches.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



it's a wednesday why you gotta make me cry like a baby..

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


tater_salad posted:

it's a wednesday why you gotta make me cry like a baby..

Just remember the good times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Clayton Bigsby posted:

Cat's Cradle?
In Breakfast of Champions a contractor sets up a fake waste removal system at some company and the river becomes an oil slick while a cave becomes a foam monster.

I've never read Cat's Cradle.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



its always going to be 11'8'' in my heart :(

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



Enterprise must love that bridge, especially since their $20 insurance plan doesn't cover can opening due to height issues.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


It always amazes me how blasé the pedestrians are as trailers get exploded a few feet away from them.

Also the last truck in that video is :kiss:

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


God drat, I am really going to miss idiots in rented box trucks just gunning for the bridge, like Mr. Lust For Death Guy is behind the wheel.

:smith:

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
My favorites are the giant caravans that get their air-conditioning cleaned off

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

https://www.reddit.com/r/11foot8/comments/drlj9w/the_new_actual_clearance_of_the_canopener_bridge/

Actually measures 12'8".

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...


The king is dead! Long live the king!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Let's just do a torque test on these foundation bolts, make sure they're still good.

https://i.imgur.com/JDlyVE8.mp4

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://i.imgur.com/7NbQb9M.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Flitetest fans would have a field day with that ripping bixler for leaving a dude hanging without a high 5

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Let's just do a torque test on these foundation bolts, make sure they're still good.

https://i.imgur.com/JDlyVE8.mp4

Well are they? Tell us the results.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Marcade posted:

A similar thing happened in my home town about 15 years ago where someone forced (since it ordinarily wouldn't connect) an oxygen line onto the N20 line. The patient's O2 stat kept dropping so they were upping the feed thinking they were giving her O2. She died. To my knowledge they no longer have N20 lines at that hospital, they just bring in a handcart with N20 as needed.

My home town's got yours beat: an elderly man's catheter was connected to the oxygen supply, causing his bladder to rupture and his body cavity to fill with gas, collapsing his lungs

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


Most people only get one opportunity to fart out of their dick. Don't let your chance slip by :(.

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That Dang Lizard
Jul 13, 2016

what; an idiomt

Shut up Meg posted:

You're right, but I think my point is still valid: many people build safe machines with hardware interlocks that are completely without any risk to the user unless someone does something the testers never considered- such as jamming a screwdriver into the sensors to allow the machine to run with a cover open because it makes it easier for the operator.

Doesn't modern gear prevent this sort of thing? I remember reading (possibly in this very thread!) about some piece of equipment with buttons that had to be hit simultaneously, and were spaced far enough apart that you had to have both arms extended (thus keeping your hands away from the crushy part of the machine). The early models could be defeated by taping down one of the buttons and just pressing the other one to operate it, but the final version needed both buttons to be released at the same time before you could use the machine again.

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