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Nov 7, 2019 02:31
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Nov 7, 2019 02:33
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No one who watched Anime is going to last 5 seconds into the apocalypse
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Nov 7, 2019 02:34
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Nov 7, 2019 02:38
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:No one who watched Anime is going to last 5 seconds into the apocalypse But if they Naruto run, they can outrun climate change.
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Nov 7, 2019 02:39
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well yeah it's behind him
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Nov 7, 2019 02:46
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Nov 7, 2019 02:51
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but why does he have the anime horns
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Nov 7, 2019 02:54
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Zereth posted:well yeah it's behind him Pretty sure some hollow stuck it there as a joke, poor guy barely fits in the room he's in
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Nov 7, 2019 02:55
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:No one who watched Anime is going to last 5 seconds into the apocalypse Oh thank god, I was worried I was going to have to face the repercussions of my actions Imma go watch some more jojo just to make sure
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Nov 7, 2019 02:59
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what the gently caress is fizz buzz
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Nov 7, 2019 03:36
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bike tory posted:You own a home with a lawn and you're posting on the internet about how millennials were coddled growing up, and about what people should do to be successful. If you're not more than 50 years old, you should be asking yourself how it has come to this. I'm a millennial with a home and a lawn and every second of every day there's a voice in the back of my head telling me that it's all a lie that I lucked out into having this.
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Nov 7, 2019 03:37
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FizzBuzz is a very simple programming task, used in software developer job interviews, to determine whether the job candidate can actually write code. It was invented by Imran Ghory, and popularized by Jeff Atwood. Here is a description of the task: Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print "Fizz" instead of the number and for the multiples of five print "Buzz". For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print "FizzBuzz". It's very well known in software development circles. There are multiple implementations in every language, joke implementations, and plenty of articles discussing its usefulness during the hiring process. ________________________ Lol this gives me flashbacks to 2009 when employers got so many job applications that they had to come up with downright dumb poo poo to weed people out. I remember being told that someone had gone to the parking lot during my interview and looked in my car to see if I was a "disorganized person"
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Nov 7, 2019 03:39
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Whelp, I've clearly had a bunch of C/C++ in my life cause I instantly reverted to if/then/else so gently caress my brain
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Nov 7, 2019 03:42
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This derail reminds me of my favorite fun fact. There is a massive shortage of computer touchers working in US cyber security because most computer touchers are potheads and neither party wants the hot potato of addressing how dumb it is that federal employees are subject to mandatory drug testing so instead of just letting people smoke weed instead the United States has the absolute worst cyber security of any developed nation.
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Nov 7, 2019 03:50
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Raptor1033 posted:Whelp, I've clearly had a bunch of C/C++ in my life cause I instantly reverted to if/then/else so gently caress my brain That's actually the correct answer, is the thing FizzBuzz is super simple and doing it in a very straightforward way is completely correct, there's no tricks and the more direct you are the better a coder you will be to work with Doing some artistic ultra-efficient bullshit marks you as a garbage coder whose code will be difficult to deal with and therefore will probably slow the project down long-term, doubly so if lost, so gently caress 'em If you can't manage to write an accurate FizzBuzz you'll never manage to code something that'll work for, like, financial data A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:This derail reminds me of my favorite fun fact. Didn't the White House finally drop its mandatory suits-only policy because they were losing the best IT people because the best IT people don't want to wear goddamn suits?
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Nov 7, 2019 03:55
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that was obama wanting to rock some mom jeans in the oval
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Nov 7, 2019 03:56
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Christ, when I quit computer science saying "it's like learning a foreign language without the pleasure of interacting with a foreigner" just...wow. that says a lot about myself that I didn't really know gently caress you did you type that with the intent of wasting my goddamn time?
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Nov 7, 2019 04:23
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So many boring words; now I have class UNconsciousness, am I right? Can I get some snare on that good good joke? Can I? No? Ok.
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Nov 7, 2019 04:29
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From soros to Hillary. That wide range of negative belief the author could think of.
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Nov 7, 2019 04:31
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9/11 was a Tuesday too so what
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Nov 7, 2019 04:35
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Heath posted:9/11 was a Tuesday too so what 
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Nov 7, 2019 04:37
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ok boomer
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Nov 7, 2019 04:45
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Bombadilillo posted:From soros to Hillary. That wide range of negative belief the author could think of. They just don't want people to assume all rich people are child rapists. They might end up going after philanthropists like Bill Gates.
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Nov 7, 2019 04:46
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Yes, those are literally the only two reasons. You totally aren't a dipshit who has been weirdly hostile to this meme for awhile now.
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Nov 7, 2019 04:59
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https://twitter.com/Yadda_xyz/status/1160334836445433860?s=19
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Nov 7, 2019 05:10
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The hanged man? Love did him in, but communism killed him.
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Nov 7, 2019 05:11
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Why are you so intent on covering up Epstein's murder?
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Nov 7, 2019 05:16
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Allende was killed on 9/11 too. In ‘73, also a Tuesday.
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Nov 7, 2019 05:33
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:This derail reminds me of my favorite fun fact. This is only for the Letter Agency's. Anyone in the public sector knows there's a shortage and wont even hint at drug testing someone beyond the Help Desk level.
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Nov 7, 2019 05:50
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Vadun posted:This is only for the Letter Agency's. Anyone in the public sector knows there's a shortage and wont even hint at drug testing someone beyond the Help Desk level. Oh yeah, I bet Amazon and Citi are loving ironclad impregnable fortresses. The Pentagon and FBI, etc., basically have the cyber security equivalent of one drowsy guard armed with a flashlight. Like no one who's qualified to protect our nuclear weapons stock is going to pee in a cup and get yelled at to "make the security more robust" by an inept army colonel that doesn't know how to use email for $20k. Those people are working for Google and Bank of America. We're basically one bored Chinese teenager away from us nuking ourselves. It rules so hard that the median age of our congress is 137 years old.
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Nov 7, 2019 06:07
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9/11's a pretty cursed date
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Nov 7, 2019 06:12
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 A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Oh yeah, I bet Amazon and Citi are loving ironclad impregnable fortresses.
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Nov 7, 2019 06:15
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Are you telling me that the birth of Minamoto no Yoriie doesn't fill you with joy?
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Nov 7, 2019 06:20
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Nov 7, 2019 06:34
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Who What Now posted:Yes, those are literally the only two reasons. They're actually the same reason, that a generation of narcissists think posting words with pictures on them is not only meaningful political action but literally magic and that if they just keep prodromally muttering the same catchphrase over and over online their qanon pizzagate bullshit will have to be recognized as a real thing, the idea that their posts are supposed to be funny, informative, or interesting long since atrophied to nothingness. 
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Nov 7, 2019 07:31
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Can't get ribbed by the next generation if nobody can afford to have kids.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Can't get ribbed by the next generation if nobody can afford to have kids. Besides the next generation is gonna take all our ribs anyway They's good eatin
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