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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what if everything was based on crushed ice

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



what if the loser of every professional ice hockey fight had to give Al! $175

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Addamere posted:

what if everything was based on crushed ice

it's true though crushed ice kicks rear end and other kinds of ice can gently caress off and die

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


can't trump won't trump

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Trump

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

lets find out how many posters itt have pica

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



what if trump somehow found out how much of a piece of poo poo he is and he got all emo about it

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

it's true though crushed ice kicks rear end and other kinds of ice can gently caress off and die

It makes the drink cold faster but also melts more quickly.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tacodaemon posted:

things should only be based on facts, lastgirl should get a bunch of money to pay off any debts she has, every ice dispenser should dispense crushed ice, tucker carlson should kill himself

:h:

ilu and vice versa imo

cancel any debt tacodaemon has and give tacodaemon a raise

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tacodaemon posted:

what if trump somehow found out how much of a piece of poo poo he is and he got all emo about it

that requires an immense amount of self awareness, which would require an absurd amount of energy enough to rip through the time space continuum to the otherside

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



very trumpy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

tacodaemon posted:

what if the loser of every professional ice hockey fight had to give Al! $175

thank you for this gift

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Lastgirl posted:

that requires an immense amount of self awareness, which would require an absurd amount of energy enough to rip through the time space continuum to the otherside

and that my kids, is how the universe ends itself and the big bang cycle starts anew

not with entropic heat death and molecular collapse, but with a trump

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

lets find out how many posters itt have pica

???

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKB9JqLAHNY

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
also i agree

crushed ice > cubed ice

losers who disagree gently caress off

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
trump playing disco elysium, crying when he realizes that cuno.......is him

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Santa fucks all the time but he never cums

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lastgirl posted:

that requires an immense amount of self awareness, which would require an absurd amount of energy enough to rip through the time space continuum to the otherside

i was talking to a friend and said "what if trump had a thing like when one of the buffy vampires gets a soul and they suddenly realize all the terrible poo poo they did in 200 years as vampires and get emotionally wrecked by it" and she was like "huh!"

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
plz don't dox jamie hyneman

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

what if trump somehow found out how much of a piece of poo poo he is and he got all emo about it

well he did cry in that one interview

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Lastgirl posted:

also i agree

crushed ice > cubed ice

losers who disagree gently caress off

Crushed ice is for idiots that want every drink to be some kind of lovely slushy that just turns into watered down bullshit super quickly. gently caress you.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

tacodaemon posted:

hi 3dcat do you believe in electronic music genres

electronic music is only as real as the piss tape

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


:d2a:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Crushed ice is for idiots that want every drink to be some kind of lovely slushy that just turns into watered down bullshit super quickly. gently caress you.

yer supposed to chew on the crushed ice along with your drink as it slides in your mouth for maximum cold and texture every once in a while

its not my fault that you drink too slowly like a moron gently caress you and let cubed ice melt even faster and make it even super more watery

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

what if trump somehow found out how much of a piece of poo poo he is and he got all emo about it

like he danced in a jazz club??

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

drat it feels good to have people empty quote me from 12 hours ago

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

BAE OF PIGS posted:

drat it feels good to have people empty quote me from 12 hours ago

bonghitz and cumshitter are national treasures doing gods work

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

3DCAT posted:

electronic music is only as real as the piss tape

:hmmyes:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tacodaemon posted:

i was talking to a friend and said "what if trump had a thing like when one of the buffy vampires gets a soul and they suddenly realize all the terrible poo poo they did in 200 years as vampires and get emotionally wrecked by it" and she was like "huh!"

if trump had that kind of exposure to self consciousness and awareness, he'd just die from the cardiac arrest alone because he's a crime elemental

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

3DCAT posted:

electronic music is only as real as the piss tape

whens ur next album

im gunna hook u up to a black mirror machine like katty perry episode and steal all the albums

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Lastgirl posted:

yer supposed to chew on the crushed ice along with your drink as it slides in your mouth for maximum cold and texture every once in a while

its not my fault that you drink too slowly like a moron gently caress you and let cubed ice melt even faster and make it even super more watery

Chew on ice? Are you some kind of moron dog that gets tik toks made about it?

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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