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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Lastgirl posted:

yer supposed to chew on the crushed ice along with your drink as it slides in your mouth for maximum cold and texture every once in a while

its not my fault that you drink too slowly like a moron gently caress you and let cubed ice melt even faster and make it even super more watery

haha what

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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

oh word, i heard about this scene in the new Watchmen

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental




wow, a million. that’s a lot.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




not a garrison so no

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Dolphin posted:

i am old

i discovered i ate a 6 hour probe that i never noticed on a post i don't remember making

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Just a quick reminder that this image of the President of the United States has not been photoshopped.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ScrubLeague posted:

i discovered i ate a 6 hour probe that i never noticed on a post i don't remember making

wow look at this probe evader by sleeping through it

one weird trick mods hate!!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

mcbexx posted:

Just a quick reminder that this image of the President of the United States has not been photoshopped.



that is a very human looking chair

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

crushed ice is basically chips, you can chew on it easily

chewing on cubed ice, as FAU says means you have a neurological disorder

what else is new

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

GORKA

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i'm gonna use ice chips to scoop guacamole into my mouth

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Bulgakov posted:

first attempt is a failure




now I'm bored and will drink more beer instead

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



aaron rupar is doing his chud rally clips now

note that in the first video as usual he is saying that adam schiff released his info about the ukraine call before knowing that trump would release the kinda-sorta-transcript, which as usual is false because schiff didnt release anything until the day after trump released the kinda-sorta-transcript


https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1192329128051191809

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

crazy cloud posted:

Mako ultra is pretty on the nose 8n retrospect how did i never see that b4

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ScrubLeague posted:

i discovered i ate a 6 hour probe that i never noticed on a post i don't remember making

my second hit for ranting about male high school teachers being creeps was this and trap sprung oh shi

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

sigmund freud:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Lastgirl posted:

most porn stars are crazy by the way, they are unwell and have some damages, like Katrina Jade who has two tattoos that basically says she's property and has embraced that in some bizarre path to self empowerment? :shrug:

there's maybe only a handful of intelligent well rounded ones, like Valentina Nappi

anyways legalize sex work and allow them to find their own voices in one of the most heavily capitalist industry there is that has some deranged pervert, the CEO of all Porn who insists on faux incest porn to be made netwide, while stifling and exploiting creative outlets for women pornographers

also blacklist James Deen and make Johnny Sins the guy, also idk about danny wilde or owen gray but they seem not problematic but whatever. ok thanks for reading, please don't be weird and thirsty about this thank you next

there was a goon porn star once, he also had a hard time of it

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ScrubLeague posted:

i'm gonna use ice chips to scoop guacamole into my mouth

wow this is why millennials are so poor. did u ever think if you stopped spending money on ice maybe you could pay off student loans and rent and have a 401k???

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Al! posted:

sigmund freud:

sometimes a cigar is just a super ham fisted penis analogue

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1192332382671642624

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








old but still good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkmHmMa4C0o

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i remember there was once a SA forums thread where some goons were trying to egg each other on to hire some porn star from i think north carolina off of an escort website to come and play RPGs with them and they kept being too scared to contact her

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



sex work is work, also i just ate some soup and i should go to sleep

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.




god i wish that were me

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

tacodaemon posted:

i remember there was once a SA forums thread where some goons were trying to egg each other on to hire some porn star from i think north carolina off of an escort website to come and play RPGs with them and they kept being too scared to contact her

and that’s the start, of how swap.avi came to be

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

punchymcpunch posted:

wait warren hasnt dropped out yet?

not yet

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

tacodaemon posted:

sex work is work, also i just ate some soup and i should go to sleep

related?? I think so :hmmyes:

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



tacodaemon posted:

i remember there was once a SA forums thread where some goons were trying to egg each other on to hire some porn star from i think north carolina off of an escort website to come and play RPGs with them and they kept being too scared to contact her

they could have had a fun time playing rpg with pretty lady but didnt, cowards

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Squizzle posted:

cspam will evaporate so fuckin fast, after a brief festival period

next president after trump is gonna be ever worse, just wait

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

BONGHITZ posted:

there was a goon porn star once, he also had a hard time of it

his wife (also a pornstar) committed suicide last year :rip:

I actually thought his A/T threads in the 2000s were really cool and informative but man the signs for him being an abusive creep were written in highlighter in hindsight

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
soup work is work

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



it upsets me that as a human being i am a machine with unknown but ultimately limited memory and yet i remember three olives' office more than the faces of my childhood friends

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Xaris posted:

his wife committed suicide last year :rip:

I actually thought his A/T threads in the 2000s were really cool and informative but man the signs for him being an abusive creep were written in highlighter in hindsight

a male porn star being an abusive creep towards women?? well I never

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Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

i remember there was once a SA forums thread where some goons were trying to egg each other on to hire some porn star from i think north carolina off of an escort website to come and play RPGs with them and they kept being too scared to contact her

that porn star’s name?

albert hymenstein

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