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blunt
Jul 7, 2005


Where is your poppy? This is the BBC :colbert:

(You did great!)



Edit; Element 99 is Einsteinium, a synthetic element created by nuclear explosions.

blunt fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Nov 8, 2019

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RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
All our posts float down here

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Bardeh posted:

https://twitter.com/ManufacturingNI/status/1192564837345353728

Is that a big glass of gin he's holding there? He's pissed as a fart. How are they so bad at this? Did all the polls go to their heads and they're just winging it?

Also I registered to canvass here (which is pretty scary, I'm not gonna lie. I'll try and follow through with it!) but because it's such a safe Tory seat the website wanted to know if I could travel elsewhere instead, but I don't have the time :(

Boris lying again.
He offered the customs drawn at the Irish Sea, so whats to tell if something is made in NI and something not?

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

mehall posted:

If you were watching Question Time tonight, I was the guy with the beard talking about anti-semitism.

you are very eloquent, i would have been way too nervous

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

gh0stpinballa posted:

i always figured shitposting was online equivalent of someone in a pub chatting deliberate poo poo/nonsense in a funny way

I actually found myself trying to figure out how I'd actually explain it to someone and that's close.

I'd say politically it serves three purposes.

1. It's funny.

2. It's provcative.

3. It serves as a filter for whether someone is worth engaging with because of the former two.

If you already understand the context, you can join in, and it's funny and a kind of bonding exercise. If you don't understand the context, the provocativeness may elicit interest and can segue well into an actual discussion. If you don't understand the context but really don't like the sound of it, you're probably not worth bothering with and it outs you as that sort early on.

Generally I'd say a good example is when you state the conclusion of a political position without any of the working, so people who already understand it agree in equally unqualified terms and it forms a sort of in-joke, people who don't understand but are curious might ask for clarification which you can then expand into, while people who don't understand and don't want to understand just call you a filthy commie and save the hassle.

I think it's actually a necessary part of dealing with the weird nature of social media whereby the audience is simultaneously everyone and also only people who already have an interest in the subject. You need a way to filter responses, and shitposting is a pretty effective one.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

gh0stpinballa posted:

you are very eloquent, i would have been way too nervous

Yeah, you did great Mehall :)

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
Trying to define shitposting in terms that aren't shitposting by themselves is a difficult task at best.

Shitposting is intentionally posting incomprehensible nonsense that is known to be incomprehensible nonsense by the intended audience and where all the meaning is conveyed by oblique references to patterns of communication assumed to be previously witnessed by both.

... it's Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra -ing Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
since I last posted we have a new campaign organiser and, refreshingly, she's the first one I've seen that mentions there's canvas work for volunteers that doesn't involve doorknocking

I hate doorknocking and I know a lot of people do, but neither keeping track of where you need to be or packing the bags just magically happen. It's important to include people with anxiety or anyone else that'll be more comfortable knowing they're in a safe space - personally, If I feel the need to be abused by boomers without being able to respond I'll do another shift as teller on polling day, where I can at least sit down and bare my teeth. Every single cog in the campaign machine is important, and we'll all be equally covered in blue blood when tory seats get fed into it!

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


mehall posted:

If you were watching Question Time tonight, I was the guy with the beard talking about anti-semitism.

I missed QT (lol as if I would ever watch Question Time, I value my sanity), but by chance I have happened to be reading your tweets to Chris Stephens in 2017 as part of my Momentum research. Love your optimism that the SNP might support UBI.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

TACD posted:

What is shitposting?
https://twitter.com/geordiegoblin/status/1192616292643151873

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
That explanation of shitposting might be poo poo, but whoever tricked her into giving that explanation of shitposting on the BBC is doing excellent shitposting.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

mehall posted:

If you were watching Question Time tonight, I was the guy with the beard talking about anti-semitism.

Well done.
I don't think I could have done that without swearing at least twice.

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
Shitposting is just extremely online banter mixed with old school trolling, I never thought it was a particularly hard concept to grasp. An easy skill to learn but one that takes a lifetime to master.

Creasing at that Laura K clip though (and the bodying she's getting in the replies from the aforementioned master shitposters); in a way it's a relief to know that these people are still so far off the mark. The minute a BBC journo responds to a tweet with a "much like your posting" is the day we all have to pack it in and start over again

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Shitposting is definitionally not funny, it’s the fail state of good posting.

Also all the extremely smart people making GBS threads on FF because he wrote an article called “the end of history?” in 1989 should probably read it (or the book: “the end of history and the last man”) just to double check that they haven’t lazily assumed it said something different to what they think it said.

1989 wasn’t exactly the peak of neo-liberal arrogance - IMO that’s more like 1999-2001. In 1989 the general reaction was “holy poo poo, we won the Cold War? Nice.”

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Beefeater1980 posted:

Shitposting is definitionally not funny, it’s the fail state of good posting.

In the irony-oversaturated world of 2019, literally every word means both itself and the opposite of itself, including the word literally

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/simonblackwell/status/1192545190524919809?s=19

There isn't a fart noise long enough or wet enough to convey my reaction to this.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Beefeater1980 posted:

Shitposting is definitionally not funny, it’s the fail state of good posting.

Yes, because "shitposting" is used to describe posting that tries to be rich in golden nuggets of insight and fails instead of just loose stupid-posting.

... now I want to make a Bristol Shitposting Scale but :effort:.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/simonblackwell/status/1192545190524919809?s=19

There isn't a fart noise long enough or wet enough to convey my reaction to this.

Contempt is a valid thing to inspire.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Sending an email to the Beeb with a definition of shitposting but it's just a link to my post history

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...


Poppycock!

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Thanks folks. I was absolutely bricking it tbh but I knew what I wanted to say (though there were other things, I wanted to point out Watson is just one of 72 incumbents standing down and he cited personal reasons, compared with Austin who removed himself from the party before the party needed to) so I just kinda got on with it.


Comrade Fakename posted:

I missed QT (lol as if I would ever watch Question Time, I value my sanity), but by chance I have happened to be reading your tweets to Chris Stephens in 2017 as part of my Momentum research. Love your optimism that the SNP might support UBI.

Chris is a god guy, long time trade unionist, socialist, etc etc.
Matt Kerr is an exceptional candidate who I did vote for in 2017, and UBI has been one of his pet projects for a few years now, so I was mostly just trying to get Chris to move towards Matt's position on it, to make sure I got what I wanted regardless of who won haha

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/simonblackwell/status/1192545190524919809?s=19

There isn't a fart noise long enough or wet enough to convey my reaction to this.

The people voted for pain.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Laura K was actually meta-revealing that her entire career has been shitposting in audiovisual form.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



The feverishness of the front pages is amazing, partly because of their intrinsic nonsense, but also because I realized they're quite literally the only place I've seen that is in the tank for the tories, barring the tories themselves.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Jose posted:

yeah thats where i was. it was only after eating there twice i realised it was the place. i didn't order any ice cream though

https://www.smh.com.au/national/human-excrement-found-in-free-gelato-20081026-gdt0cj.html

I've read this article and the family totally deserved it imo.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



:itwaspoo:

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Jose posted:

yeah thats where i was. it was only after eating there twice i realised it was the place. i didn't order any ice cream though

https://www.smh.com.au/national/human-excrement-found-in-free-gelato-20081026-gdt0cj.html

quote:

"There was no doubting what it was. The whole family became hysterical. My poor son screamed at one of their staff: 'You made my mum eat poo."' The family complained to Waverley police.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Bobby Deluxe posted:


A long time ago there was a thing going round the old gamespy forums that claimed there was an old Yiddish expletive zayin ba'ayin or something like that, which was supposed to mean 'a dick in your eye.' I asked a Jewish friend of mine a few* years ago but she said at best it meant 'flesh in your eye.' Never found out the deal with that but 'a dick in your eye' is an absolutely fantastic rejoinder.

Pronounced za-een ba-a-een does mean "dick in eye" and is commonly used slang in modern Hebrew to mean "bullshit" or express disbelief and much less commonly as a replacement to something like "owned". Haven't heard anyone use it in years though! Maybe I got old.

Miftan fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Nov 8, 2019

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
I am a poo poo postdoc. Ask me anything.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Miftan posted:

Pronounced za'een ba-a-een does mean "dick in eye" and is commonly used slang in modern Hebrew to mean "bullshit" or express disbelief and much less commonly as a replacement to something like "owned". Haven't heard anyone use it in years though! Maybe I got old.

drat these kids and their hip new.... Hebrew???

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

endlessmonotony posted:

Yes, because "shitposting" is used to describe posting that tries to be rich in golden nuggets of insight and fails instead of just loose stupid-posting.

... now I want to make a Bristol Shitposting Scale but :effort:.
Shitposting is a horseshoes.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/berggruenInst/status/1192531997706444800?s=20

Okay, I have question why anyone would want to listen to this loving idiot after he was so definitively proven to be talking shite with his end of history guff, but that headline is very enjoyable. Francis Fukuyama saying "socialism ought to come back" is like Milton Friedman saying it.

https://twitter.com/TristanPEJ/status/1192644099037372416

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib
Shitposting is my birthright and I shall be defied only by the mods.

And should they ban me, my shatposts shall remain - to stink up the threads of yesterday for the internet historians of tomorrow.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

MrFlibble posted:

Shitposting is my birthright and I shall be defied only by the mods.

And should they ban me, my shatposts shall remain - to stink up the threads of yesterday for the internet historians of tomorrow.

SA is being mirrored by the Library of Congress, I assume because historians and archaeologists always learn more from middens than they do from palaces.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Use a poor person as a punt, don't you know? :crossarms:

Face down works best for balance.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
Someone should just send Laura K a link to GBS and tell her to go hog wild

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Bardeh posted:

https://twitter.com/ManufacturingNI/status/1192564837345353728

Is that a big glass of gin he's holding there? He's pissed as a fart. How are they so bad at this? Did all the polls go to their heads and they're just winging it?

Also I registered to canvass here (which is pretty scary, I'm not gonna lie. I'll try and follow through with it!) but because it's such a safe Tory seat the website wanted to know if I could travel elsewhere instead, but I don't have the time :(

Canvassing is still valuable in safe seats, because it provides information that's useful in local elections. Knowing where potential labour voters live and what the important local issues are can be enough to snipe a couple of council seats. Not as glamorous as the GE but it makes a difference on the local level.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Wolfsbane posted:

Canvassing is still valuable in safe seats, because it provides information that's useful in local elections. Knowing where potential labour voters live and what the important local issues are can be enough to snipe a couple of council seats. Not as glamorous as the GE but it makes a difference on the local level.

It's also quite a good way of getting to know people in your CLP and finding out other ways you might be able to help out locally.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Guavanaut posted:

Shitposting is a horseshoes.

Either extreme of the Bristol Stool Scale is bad, in the middle is the good spot, so you might be onto something :hmmyes:

So are you planning to write a journal article on the Bristol Centrism Scale?

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gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

graceblakely on chapo, good listen. i find it weird ash sarkar or abi wilks haven't been on yet.

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