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"At only 1.6 Gallons (6 liters) Little Big Flush might look like it's going to be a lazy river for your waist but don't let it's small tank size fool you. This little crappy packs major suction. Tricked out with extra spray nozzles that blast your bowl at a velocity that could make this flush go the other way down under, it is all directed at your #1s and #2s making them into zeros in no time flat! The price tag also keeps it well within range of the more budget conscience Toilet Tinkerer, while leaving plenty of room to add on for those who wish to take their next project to the moons!"Nevvy Z posted:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Heather Papps posted:"dear editor; google THIS posted:A reality show where a toilet shop restores and mods vintage toilets. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Oct 30, 2019 |
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Guy just kinda half-assing it and attaching a laminated playing card to his flapper via clothespin
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magic cactus posted:Guy just kinda half-assing it and attaching a laminated playing card to his flapper via clothespin It's... it's a PUNK toilet. Yeah! |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:It's... it's a PUNK toilet. Yeah! *points to outhouse* that's REAL PUNK buddy! Not one of your corpo-crappers! *Goes home to do his business in a state of the art toilet w/bidet*
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Hey hey toliettom420 on youtube tonight I'm gonna hook you up with a hot toilet tip that will take your toilet game to the next level. Two words for ya: Fire Hydrant.
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advanced toilet techniques 1-5 numbah 1! use a sock to rub the seat rapidly for a few moments before ascending the throne. the friction will warm the seat to the perfect temp! numbah 2! add a drop of vanilla extract into the holding tank every time you flush. it feels like you're taking a bathroom break at the cupcake bakery, you'll love it! numbah 3! keep a pbr in the tank. this reduces the tank volume, saving water, and can serve as a tasty secret snack! numbah 4! keep your toilet clean. your wife hates your sloppiness. and finally, NUMBAH FIVE!!!!! PAINT THE SEAT AND HANDLE WITH GLOW IN THE DARK PAINT TO HELP YOU FOR YOUR LATE NIGHT BLADDER VOIDINGS! be sure to tune in next week for even more tips and tricks, and remember to keep fit and have fun!
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My wife glares at me as we bid farewell to the friends we've been staying with the past few days. The second the car door shuts she lets me have it. "I can't believe you pooped in the good toilet!" |
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google THIS posted:My wife glares at me as we bid farewell to the friends we've been staying with the past few days. The second the car door shuts she lets me have it. "I can't believe you pooped in the good toilet!" oh you're gonna be given the keys to a ferrari and not take it for a spin? COME ON DEBORAH
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Heather Papps posted:advanced toilet techniques 1-5 How to rig your toilet to tip a few drops of vanilla extract into the tank at each flush. |
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This is how you get the shag carpet water resistant so you can have the carpeting inside the bowl. Buy shaggawagga, it is normally only sold in Australia but with this exclusive mail in offer you can buy your very own! Just 5 easy payments and this wonderful product can be yours it is easy! Take shag carpet, apply shaggawagga to the carpet, apply smoke. Any smoke will do but it must be exposed to smoke for 6 to 8 hours to activate once this is done apply a layer or bacon grease and let it sit for 12 hours. Now your carpet is ready for the water! Remember 123 fake street! Just 5 easy payments for $37.22! Warning do not keep this product submerged for more than 3 hours a day, we suggest only filling the bowl for parties and when you are going to use it. |
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Prepare your butts, the Skooshmastah 3.0 is here. Unprecedented suction. Borderline illegal flowspeeds. Lab-tested to strip the skin from a human arm with a single flush. Sucking poo poo has never been this cool. |
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 Yo, dawg! We heard you was really into takin' yo poo poo. To that end, we integrated wi-fi, a bong, a grow room in the water tank, and 10,000 watts of black lights into your toilet so now you can CHECK yo poo poo while you GROW yo poo poo while you SMOKE yo poo poo and TAKE yo poo poo, AND... all yo poo poo be glowin' in the dark! |
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can u please post page 7 too asking for a frien
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