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Pham Nuwen posted:Didn't Rose die? I thought she flew pointlessly into the big ground laser. No she maneuvered just right so just her ship got damaged. Then she was able to give her big speech and kiss Finn and then somehow get dragged all the way across the battlefield back to the base.
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Nov 7, 2019 22:50
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Nov 7, 2019 23:51
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"I just want to shove my fist through this whole, lousy town" - Roseanne "Rose" Tico
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Nov 7, 2019 23:55
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Chomp8645 posted:"I just want to shove my fist up this whole, lousy Finn"
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Nov 7, 2019 23:56
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Chomp8645 posted:"I just want to shove my fist through this whole, lousy town" That’s how I feel about my job. “Wanna punch my job in the loving face.” -Kuato
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Nov 8, 2019 00:14
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Even if she isn't that much of a character, she is really attractive so I hope they keep her in some capacity. I'm not saying every movie needs eye candy but it doesn't hurt.
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Nov 8, 2019 00:19
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But Jabba the Hutt's daughter isn't even in the movie!
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Nov 8, 2019 00:29
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I wish there was a rose standalone movie The finn movie would be boring as gently caress
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Tiberius Christ posted:The finn movie would be boring as gently caress Yeah, we all saw The Force Awakens, too.
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Nov 8, 2019 01:01
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They've got too many characters and they literally only have four. Now that's writing.
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Nov 8, 2019 01:01
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Finn is such a wasted character. Dudes got so much charisma and yet they did nothing with him outside of that one scene with BB-8
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Nov 8, 2019 01:04
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Nov 8, 2019 01:57
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An Ounce of Gold posted:I have a bad feeling about this... movie. This post made me laugh a lot.
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An Ounce of Gold posted:I have a bad feeling about this... movie.  It was there all along and nobody grabbed it, until now. The perfect joke.
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Nov 8, 2019 02:11
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An Ounce of Gold posted:I have a bad feeling about this... movie.
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Nov 8, 2019 02:19
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TK-42-1 posted:Finn is such a wasted character. Dudes got so much charisma and yet they did nothing with him outside of that one scene with BB-8 I really wanted him to be a Jedi tbh, also An Ounce of Gold posted:I have a bad feeling about this... movie. lol
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Nov 8, 2019 02:30
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I mean, he got to hold a lightsaber for just long enough in TFA that Disney could justify pumping out "Lightsaber Finn!" toys.
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Nov 8, 2019 03:04
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Shbobdb posted:Even if she isn't that much of a character, she is really attractive so I hope they keep her in some capacity. I'm not saying every movie needs eye candy but it doesn't hurt. FuryRoadThatsBait.gif
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Nov 8, 2019 04:59
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TK-42-1 posted:Finn is such a wasted character. Dudes got so much charisma and yet they did nothing with him outside of that one scene with BB-8 they should make a prequel Finn movie where we see his life as a storm trooper massacring civilians and high fiving his buddies. captain plasma would be an on/off again love interest
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TK-42-1 posted:Finn is such a wasted character. Dudes got so much charisma and yet they did nothing with him outside of that one scene with BB-8 The things they could have done with a storm trooper (and coward) turned good guy who sacrificed himself for others would have been a cool arc.
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spacetoaster posted:The things they could have done with a storm trooper (and coward) turned good guy who sacrificed himself for others would have been a cool arc. That’s not how you
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's almost like Disney Star Wars is designed by a committee that includes coked-up marketers and the chinese government and they just take all input and mash it together without regards for how the final product looks, and then Rhian Johnson made things worse by using whatever leeway he had to just poo poo all over everything. Woah hold up, it’s not cool to be a misogynist anymore bro.
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Rutibex posted:they should make a prequel Finn movie where we see his life as a storm trooper massacring civilians and high fiving his buddies. captain plasma would be an on/off again love interest
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Nov 8, 2019 07:53
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Disney can suck my dick if they think I'm waiting until March 31st to watch The Mandalorian in the UK when the US gets it next week.
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Nov 8, 2019 11:09
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Shbobdb posted:Even if she isn't that much of a character, she is really attractive so I hope they keep her in some capacity. I'm not saying every movie needs eye candy but it doesn't hurt. But enough about Rey
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Nov 8, 2019 14:32
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Nowadays, everybody wanna talk Like Star Wars got somethin' to say But the new characters are all has-been Just a bunch of Rose and Finn And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Rey
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Nov 8, 2019 14:47
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Rutibex posted:they should make a prequel Finn movie where we see his life as a storm trooper massacring civilians and high fiving his buddies. captain plasma would be an on/off again love interest "Did you do the HELMETS" an off-screen Phasma shouts. "YES! ...and dried them. ..not that you care" "What was that?" says a faceless Phasma, drying her hair. "...Nothing. It was nothing." *Phasma puts the helmet on and it locks around her collar with the tell-tale air lock whoosh noise and her voice, now digitally modified comes through* "Don't forget to pick up the Wargs!" "...yeah yeah"
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Nov 8, 2019 15:04
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If you strip a movie of all plot, characters, and world building, it greatly lowers the risk of the movie accidentally triggering the chinese audience into flipping out and murdering their government.
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Courtesy of the new, upgraded AI text bot. The bold part is the prompt.quote:I wish I could put my fist through this whole lousy, beautiful town. This place is just a complete and utter dump. I will never want to be a part of this town again. We have been here for almost ten years and have not once been treated like human beings. We are treated like garbage. Our town has not done right by us. I do not understand what our community has been through. I am embarrassed by what I see. I see things that would make you go crazy. I see the garbage everywhere. I have seen children who are not living in a house. We are living in the most wretched place. I have seen the streets with abandoned cars.
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Nov 8, 2019 20:25
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Dammit who set the AI to 'Boomer' again?!
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Nov 8, 2019 20:35
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Luke had a kid. Not Rey. lol
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Nov 8, 2019 20:56
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I hope in the end of Star Wars Rey is about to get stabbed in the back by Kylo but suddenly he falls over dead and you hear a bang. Camera pans over and there is Reginald Veljohnson as Sgt Al Powell, having overcome the trauma of shooting a kid (the broom kid)
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:I hope in the end of Star Wars Rey is about to get stabbed in the back by Kylo but suddenly he falls over dead and you hear a bang. Camera pans over and there is Reginald Veljohnson as Sgt Al Powell, having overcome the trauma of shooting a kid (the broom kid) Or it's the PREquel to Die Hard
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Nov 9, 2019 00:10
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Yippee-ki-yay, nerf herder.
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are there any irl animals that squirt delicious green milk straight out they tiddies
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I've wanted a taste of the blue milk since a new hope
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I just watched the Valerian movie and, lovely as it is, it’s a much better Star Wars movie than TFA, TLJ, Rogue One or Solo
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skasion posted:I just watched the Valerian movie and, lovely as it is, it’s a much better Star Wars movie than TFA, TLJ, Rogue One or Solo I thought it was okay but It's no Jupiter Ascending.
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Cat Army