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I'm really disappointed this didn't say "crow-operation". Synthbuttrange posted:https://www.ntsb.gov/_layouts/ntsb.aviation/brief.aspx?ev_id=20190908X51027 "Pink water" sounds way too much like grey/black water from sewage plants. UltimoDragonQuest posted:Worker Dies in Chemical Incident at Buffalo Wild Wings. 8 other workers and 2 customers went to the hospital. If you're going to post this, at least include a picture of the cool crystals they made.
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Why is gender party even a thing? On top of that they keep getting more and more over the top. Letter opening, popping balloons, fireworks, high explosives, water bombing. What's next? Dropping 2000lb bombs, A-10 strafes and drone strikes?
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Original idea do not steal: artificial meteor shower laced with elements that will glow the appropriate colour as they fall to Earth.
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With rocket launches getting cheaper with small payload rockets some rich idiot might very well do that. Might as well take it to the next level and make it out of tungsten and target it nearby for a rod from god effect. Nearby being a CEP of 10 km at best.
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I mean I stole the idea of artificial meteor showers. Astro Live Experiences, Ltd is going to drop one on Hiroshima in 2020. My innovation is using it for a gender reveal.
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Platystemon posted:Original idea do not steal: artificial meteor shower laced with elements that will glow the appropriate colour as they fall to Earth. meteors from Annihilation and Color out of Space actually part of extraterrestrial gender reveals???
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Platystemon posted:I mean I stole the idea of artificial meteor showers. You'd think Hiroshima would be sick of having things dropped on them.
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oohhboy posted:Why is gender party even a thing? On top of that they keep getting more and more over the top. Letter opening, popping balloons, fireworks, high explosives, water bombing. What's next? Dropping 2000lb bombs, A-10 strafes and drone strikes? It's an excuse to throw a party and squeeze free stuff out of old people. Or at least, it should be.
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Renegret posted:It's an excuse to throw a party and squeeze free stuff out of old people. It’s double‐dipping. Baby showers already exist.
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Platystemon posted:It’s double‐dipping. yeah that's the point by the time the baby shower rolls around, it's been a few months and the olds are getting itchy to throw free stuff at the baby again
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Renegret posted:yeah then you wait 15-20 years when the kid reveals his/her/their actual gender, and the olds realize they were conned (and reveal their transphobia)
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oohhboy posted:Why is gender party even a thing? On top of that they keep getting more and more over the top. Letter opening, popping balloons, fireworks, high explosives, water bombing. What's next? Dropping 2000lb bombs, A-10 strafes and drone strikes? Because one idiot did it in 2008 and it went viral. Since then gender reveal parties have caused millions of dollars in damage, burned ~47,000 acres of land, and killed at least one person outright. Plot twist: the kid the original party was for turned out to be nonbinary.
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Renegret posted:yeah First of all the baby needs an o/u 12 gauge BEFORE the gender reveal so I can shoot clay pigeons loaded with tannerite at the party
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PathAsc posted:First of all the baby needs an o/u 12 gauge BEFORE the gender reveal so I can shoot clay pigeons loaded with tannerite at the party CEASE FIRE BITCH
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ToxicFrog posted:Plot twist: the kid the original party was for turned out to be nonbinary. please tell me this is true
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snugglz posted:please tell me this is true Sorry for HuffPost, but yeah it is quote:... Bee, her 10-year-old daughter who wears suits and expresses herself in nonbinary ways.
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klafbang posted:Sorry for HuffPost, but yeah it is
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IT'S TOO LATE NOW! https://twitter.com/TheMorningSongs/status/1192778866865188864?s=20
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Cameraman is on-loving-point though. Not really, he was behind a protective barrier all the time.
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Sagebrush posted:i've got no clue why they were trying to land a helicopter this close to a cable-stayed tower in the first place, but  The turbine is still running at the end.
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Boogalo posted:Our 4th St. bridge in Charlottesville is picking up the slack. 2 in 2 weeks. I'm more concerned about the "left turn yield on green" sign. Surely that should be self-explanatory, unless it's a green arrow light in which case what the hell
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Re: chlorine, one of my buddies was failed out of army basic training because he couldn't pass PT, so he got put into a unit he called 'retard platoon' with other people who got failed out of basic training, mostly for other reasons than PT. At some point they were told to mop some floors, so his brain genius colleagues started dumping tons of bleach into a mop bucket of hot water. These guys had trouble with getting the floor to actually become clean, and were preparing to start mixing in additonal cleaners into the bucket when one of their sergeants walked in
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Ruflux posted:I'm more concerned about the "left turn yield on green" sign. Surely that should be self-explanatory, unless it's a green arrow light in which case what the hell It has two green lights in the 4-light stack. One is a green arrow, one is just a green dot, and the sign is reminding people that the dot has to yield. They use the sign because the presence of both and arrow and a dot likely confuses some people.
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Ruflux posted:I'm more concerned about the "left turn yield on green" sign. Surely that should be self-explanatory, unless it's a green arrow light in which case what the hell lol no. americans are such lovely drivers that you have to have reminder signs like that all over the place. i see them at many intersections in san francisco. another fun one is "vehicles must stop on red signal," usually mounted in a place where people regularly barrel through a red light into a right turn because right on red is legal!!! or the graphical ones showing turn arrows that amount to "stay in your goddamned lane during a turn, the intersection isn't a free-for-all"
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My favorite is a non functioning traffic light gets treated as a 4 way stop sign. Actually doing that is a fast track to getting yourself killed.
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oohhboy posted:With rocket launches getting cheaper with small payload rockets some rich idiot might very well do that. Might as well take it to the next level and make it out of tungsten and target it nearby for a rod from god effect. Nearby being a CEP of 10 km at best. Gender reveal rocket explodes, sets off the Kessler cascade.
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Byzantine posted:Gender reveal rocket explodes, sets off the Kessler cascade. Kleiner: "I never thought I'd SEE a genderesonance cascade, let alone create one!"
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Sagebrush posted:lol no. americans are such lovely drivers that you have to have reminder signs like that all over the place. i see them at many intersections in san francisco. To be fair, all it costs to become a driver here in the great US of A is a pulse, a functioning set of arms and legs, vision that's correctable to 20/40, and the ability to pay $50.00 and commit 2 hours of your time to driving around in a circle.
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CannonFodder posted:I'm going through Pratchett right now with Mort, and Mortimer is learning the unintended consequences of not following procedure. LORD, WHAT CAN THE WORKER HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE OSHA MAN?
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Sagebrush posted:i've got no clue why they were trying to land a helicopter this close to a cable-stayed tower in the first place, but They were going to lift an antenna (
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Sex Skeleton posted:To be fair, all it costs to become a driver here in the great US of A is a pulse, a functioning set of arms and legs, vision that's correctable to 20/40, and the ability to pay $50.00 and commit 2 hours of your time to driving around in a circle. Look up Hong Kong driving schools. Some have color-coded lines on either side of the course and the same colors of tape around the wheel. Red road, turn the wheel so red tape is centered on top of the wheel. Their test makes you do some very unfair, unrealistic things though. You are right. I bought a car, fixed it, traded it to my mom for her nicer car, and was tossed the keys, "Don't kill yourself". Taught myself to drive around my own neighborhood, took a 10 minute test in a parking lot, bing, bang, bong. Same thing driving (smaller) commercial vehicles and pulling trailers, "Looks like you got it, get out and look if you ever think you don't." For the record, I take my driving seriously. No room for error or ego when you're more than twice as heavy as the biggest car. Step-vans in particular scare the poo poo out of me, quite a few family friends have died in them. You sit on a pedastal in front of a huge window, steel dash, and a big metal steering wheel. Crash at speed=you are d-e-d, dead.
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https://twitter.com/stephentyrone/status/1192053227061207040 Everyone involved in that decision should be in prison.
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Renegret posted:My favorite is a non functioning traffic light gets treated as a 4 way stop sign. Is this just because Americans are terrible drivers? That's what we do in Canada and it works fine.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.