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Wannabe post-modern art snob insisting that it's not a literal representation of a penis but rather a phallus, except he pronounces it fell-US and gives you a look as if daring you to try and correct him. But it's def peeing on its own balls, that point he does not dispute. |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 04:30 |
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tired midwesterner said it originally looked like Hydralax, his dnd homebrew dragon, before it eroded
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 04:59 |
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nut posted:tired midwesterner said it originally looked like Hydralax, his dnd homebrew dragon, before it eroded and google THIS posted:But it's def peeing on its own balls, that point he does not dispute.
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 04:59 |
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El Spider posted:Blind man who has no clue what his own dick looks like creates a sculpture that will move you to tears When I saw him sculpt his dick I was blown away. What he did next made me cry (he peed on his own balls) |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 05:31 |
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you know, life must be really weird for straight ppl that are blind since birth, they dont know if their junk is weird or big or small and they have no way of getting an honest answer |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 05:32 |
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imagine like never knowing what your junk or anyone’s junk looks like. It’s all mystery bits. Would you even know that butts are funny if you’ve never seen one????
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 05:49 |
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google THIS posted:Homeowner wondering why people keep taking pictures of his elephant with a goiter fountain. El Spider posted:Blind man who has no clue what his own dick looks like creates a sculpture that will move you to tears |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 06:35 |
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but also lol in general |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 06:36 |
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"I have at long last discovered the fountain of youth--" "praise be! a miracle!!" "--let me finish, a fountain of you thought it would be funny to see a dick pissing on its own balls, so we made it look like that"
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 06:44 |
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One evening as the sun went down And the barbeques were burning Down the culdasac came a HOA man And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning I'm headed for a place that's down the way In the community of Crystal Mountains So come with me, we'll go and see The Piss On Balls Rock Fountain" Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Nov 7, 2019 |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 07:29 |
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too many great posts to empty quote but just feel good in your hearts that I laughed at many posts
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 08:24 |
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At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain There's a lawn that's edged out of sight Where they've manicured all their bushes And you can grill out every night Where the beer fridge is never empty And the sun shines everyday All the birds and the bees Stay off the trees The boxed wine springs Where the bluebird sings At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 08:42 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Tag yourselves, gentlemen. |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 10:48 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:i AM the piss. Judge Piss |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 11:10 |
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Filming this to finally get my hands on the famous piss tape.
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 12:04 |
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in the fall papa uses a sheet to dress it up like a ghost dick pissing on its own balls
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 12:36 |
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Looking out of the curtains to this fountain in my neighbor's yard and just stewing because I've convinced myself that he put it up to mock my weak stream. |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 12:56 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 13:48 |
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Manifisto posted:"I have at long last discovered the fountain of youth--" |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 13:51 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:One evening as the sun went down SweetWillyRollbar posted:At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 14:26 |
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Jerry: You know, Kramer, I never had you figured for a landscaping guy. Kramer: Ohhh, no, I don't do any of the hard work. I'm the idea man, the designer, and it turns out I have a very good eye for it. In fact, I just got back from delivering designs to a very important client. Jerry: Well, I'm happy for you. Say, what's that you're carrying now? Kramer: Oh, this? This is my "other" notebook. Sometimes the meetings get a little boring so I act like I'm taking notes, when really I'm just making doodles in this thing. Whoa! (Kramer suddenly spazzes and drops the notebook on the table, where it lands open. Jerry leans over it, curious) Kramer: Don't look at those! They're an outpouring of my inner psyche, they're deeply personal! Jerry: I don't know, Kramer, this just looks like a sketch of a very lovely fountain to me. Kramer: A fountain? I never...(eyes bug out cartoonishly) OH MY GOD!! (slap bass plays) google THIS fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Nov 7, 2019 |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 15:19 |
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On top of my founnnnntainnnnn All covered in pissssss I lost my dear lifeeeeee Drowned while kissing the tippppp |
# ? Nov 7, 2019 15:27 |
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FreshCutFries posted:Judge Piss The statue is real The flow is final
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 15:47 |
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Just misread the title as Piss-on-balls Foundation. Please give to keep our balls dry. |
# ? Nov 8, 2019 15:18 |
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google THIS posted:Just misread the title as Piss-on-balls Foundation. Please give to keep our balls dry. i mean we'll take ur money but ur out ur drat mind if u don't think we building PoBF2
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 15:43 |
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nut posted:i mean we'll take ur money but ur out ur drat mind if u don't think we building PoBF2 This time with two dicks. |
# ? Nov 8, 2019 15:54 |
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I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 15:57 |
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PoBF2: Split-stream Boogaloo |
# ? Nov 8, 2019 16:17 |
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Goons Are Great posted:I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss. that's actually called divesting
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 16:17 |
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Goons Are Great posted:I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss. Piss on balls fountain shown with optional Prince Albert accessory (not included)
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 16:26 |
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Goons Are Great posted:I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss. i wanna two piss on my balls
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:10 |
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A man hailing from Montreal Once buried alive while mid-sprawl He aimed for the sun Yet gravity won And pissed all over his ball s
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:45 |
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nut posted:A man hailing from Montreal
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:00 |
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nut posted:A man hailing from Montreal
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:40 |
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nut posted:A man hailing from Montreal
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:47 |
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i misread the title as "piss on balls foundation" and now im wondering whether its pro piss on balls or con piss on balls
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:48 |
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Now hear me out what about um how do I explain it? Oh I know! What about this? Do you think we need more? The plants seem to be a problem here
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:43 |
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pixaal posted:Now hear me out what about um how do I explain it? |
# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:50 |
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a whole gaggle
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:57 |
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Okay next week, I need to figure out blender for this idea I think. Oh hmmm animated might be a problem the water isn't animated... oh well I'll figure something out. If anyone else wants to play with it
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:04 |