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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Donut Coup this bible lad bitch :radcat:

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Reminder that Jim Jordan is an enormous piece of poo poo:

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1192651030921650176

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


Too real.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Augus posted:

where’s the thread title from lol

Trump

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Schnorkles posted:

Reminder that Jim Jordan is an enormous piece of poo poo:

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1192651030921650176

baggy shirt man was tired of hearing about homo stuff

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Libtards and never-trumpers nailing me to the cross when all I ever wanted to do was just just be a normal business type guy and make deals

He wasn’t making GBS threads in the slightest when he said he was going to run the government like a business

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Is Absolute Immunity Trump his final form, or do you have to get him down to 1/4 HP for Nuclear Holocaust Trump to show up?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Augus posted:

where’s the thread title from lol

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1192260766424031232

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

but enough about the Jets

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Piss TapE PISS TAPE

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

BAE OF PIGS posted:

drat this is loving cool if real.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ukEXYB/

Quoting this because it was the last post on the last page and it's cool as gently caress.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He wasn’t making GBS threads in the slightest when he said he was going to run the government like a business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3868qotZ_A

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




:ohno:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



smarxist posted:

Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Trumpo
Piss TapE PISS TAPE

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Schnorkles posted:

Reminder that Jim Jordan is an enormous piece of poo poo:

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1192651030921650176

remember that Jim Jordan should be assumed to have participated in the rapes at this point

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
*high pitched child voice* Ultra Instinct Trumpmon Warp Digivolve Tooooooo *zooming sound effects with pinball ricochets* *deep bassy announcer voice* 𝓐𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓮 𝓘𝓶𝓶𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓶𝓹𝓶𝓸𝓷

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LOL

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
oh man check out this poo poo that didn't happen





quote:

HILTON HEAD, S.C. (AP) — A South Carolina man who went to McDonald's for a sweet tea says he received a little extra herbal substance on the side.

The Island Packet reports Parrish Brown went to a McDonald's on Hilton Head Island and asked for a sweet tea with light ice and extra lemon.

Brown now believes "extra lemon" was code for marijuana, since he found three bags of weed in his cup. He says he only realized it once he was "high as a kite."

Brown says he'd never had marijuana, so he didn't recognize the taste. He says he paid regular price for the items.


Beaufort County Sheriff's Office spokesman Maj. Bob Bromage says an investigation is ongoing. He didn't specify which McDonald's Brown had gone to.

McDonald's didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

brugroffil posted:

remember that Jim Jordan should be assumed to have participated in the rapes at this point

oh absolutely

every single GOP is a sex pest

except our gorgeous innocent lindsey graham :swoon:

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

euphronius posted:

7 year addiction to fentanyl lamo

AKA “I was dead and then I got better.”

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Vote Hermione

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Heh, my Immunity is Absolute

*Demotivational poster caption:* Absolute Immunity

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brZ_WBEzw6E

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
I tried to crack and ping, but I couldn't

my immunity is absolute even from deliberate brain breakage

OH WELL I TRY SO HARD :yooge:

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1192456926409437184

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

Heh, my Immunity is Absolute

*Demotivational poster caption:* Absolute Immunity

https://twitter.com/marx_knopfler/status/1192637862233214976

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

UFOTacoMan posted:

oh man check out this poo poo that didn't happen



i feel like i'd know something was up when my mcdonalds order cost $60 cash

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



UFOTacoMan posted:

oh man check out this poo poo that didn't happen



lmao yeah paying $1.99 for three bags of marihuana

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


:yooge: we're talking about the vape, we're talking about the flavors

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

lmao

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Lastgirl posted:

Heh, my Immunity is Absolute

*Demotivational poster caption:* Absolute Immunity

i forgot this peak of humor

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Remember the knockout game

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
all my pokemons: who ate them

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

UFOTacoMan posted:

oh man check out this poo poo that didn't happen



very morboishly] weed does not work this way

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Marx Headroom posted:

2 Transcript 2 Furious

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


angrily: of course you dolt! logistics is what determines a force's actual fighting strength *sighs* realizes its a joke, gets sad *knows no one cares*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

A Handed Missus posted:

:yooge: we're talking about the vape, we're talking about the flavors

Mami yo quiero vapear

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I was disconnecting a plasma donor yesterday and when she left she left some weed on the bed

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


UFOTacoMan posted:

oh man check out this poo poo that didn't happen



I love you McDonald’s

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I was disconnecting a plasma donor yesterday and when she left she left some weed on the bed

did you check the "extra lemon" box on the plasma bag

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