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ThomasPaine posted:Also a good idea e: what an excellent snipe. have a related political cartoon in video format, imagine I've written 'the modern tory party' on the washing machine and 'brexit' on the brick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vROdVsU_K80 TACD fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Nov 8, 2019 |
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https://twitter.com/tingedfringe/status/1192828242434121729 lol also something from yesterday… https://twitter.com/PCollinsTimes/status/1192440832722448385
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:15 |
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Minor funny anecdote from the last canvassing session btw, we were out at the same time as the tory MP, he had 1 person with him delivering leaflets while we had about 10 with our candidate. Sadly I didn't run into him so I couldn't call him billy no mates.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:15 |
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https://twitter.com/rosscolquhoun/status/1192812081483005953?s=21
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:22 |
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I am having a fry up for dinner. It will give me the strength to bash the fash
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:22 |
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Fourth sector pathfinders Quiet bat people Silicon playgrounds
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:23 |
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Poison Jam posted:I am having a fry up for dinner. It will give me the strength to bash the fash Noooice. However, critically, what are you putting in the fry up, this is important information. E: I do not want jo swinson to skill my wallet thankyou very much.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:23 |
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OwlFancier posted:Noooice. All meat from the butchers 2 sausages 3 rashes thick smoked back bacon Black Pudding Beans 2 eggs 2 slices fried bread Mushrooms No tomatoes I'm afraid
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:27 |
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Poison Jam posted:All meat from the butchers Extremely ideologically correct fry up as tomato is mank. I would add hash brown or tattie scone but otherwise perfect.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:29 |
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Just spent a few minutes on the phone to an absolute weasel from a rail company's customer services department. Did you know different rules apply to train tickets as every other good or service? If you want a refund for an unused train ticket there is an admin fee of £10 (in theory 'no more than' £10 but in practice this means always £10). That means if you buy a load of local train tickets in advance then don't use them, you can't get a refund! Can't wait for these bastards to get nationalised.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:29 |
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That's not a fry up, it's an all day breakfast. Fry up is when you make a big pan of corned beef hash and fry the leftovers the next day. Food of the Gods, I haven't had it in years.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:30 |
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https://twitter.com/petesaull/status/1192825225815240711 https://twitter.com/petesaull/status/1192830271768420353
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:31 |
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Gove probably wanted to quietly cancel the Islamophobia inquiry just after the election instead of drawing attention to their racism before the election.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:33 |
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Volunteering as a wallet inspector
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:36 |
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pitch a fitness posted:Volunteering as a wallet inspector
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:36 |
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more wallet of the same inspector
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:38 |
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Gort posted:Gove probably wanted to quietly cancel the Islamophobia inquiry just after the election instead of drawing attention to their racism before the election. Gove wanted everyone to ignore the issue until the election was decided. If they lose, it doesn't matter.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:40 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:41 |
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Me, a brexiter, smart: Nigel and Boris should make an alliance to get all the parliaments! Also me, about the "Remain Alliance": An electoral pact is third world dictatorship! Anti-democratic! Mugabe! Where's the pig?
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:42 |
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Pochoclo posted:Where's the pig? Where do you think the other hand is.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:44 |
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Is that the sequel to this? https://twitter.com/AzzaBamboo/status/1181289095881871362?s=19
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:48 |
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https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/1192818991041056769?s=20 A good joke, well executed.
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Poison Jam posted:All meat from the butchers No fried fruitcake, but No tomatoes is good. 6/10
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 17:56 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:07 |
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I've been on hold trying to tell the jobcentre my new address for an hour and the wireless landline handset is dying someone please resurrect elgar so I can strangle him
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:12 |
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mrs piggy fell on some hard times
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:12 |
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Poison Jam posted:All meat from the butchers With what sauce? Edit: fried fruitcake?!
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https://twitter.com/LaboursBlackPLP/status/1192758086060122112
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:18 |
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No sauce, naked for me because we don't have any brown sauce
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That's a horrifically well-executed pig
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:18 |
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dundun dundun dundun dundun
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:21 |
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what's the shylock thing anyway? other than it being a slur i mean
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:21 |
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6th formers 'locked' in Common Room while a 'Cabinet Minister' visits (presumably so they don't challenge him). https://twitter.com/SzymanskaAnne/status/1192799130936074240?s=20
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:22 |
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My lantra skills card is in my wallet, so I guess im a lib dem soz thread
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:22 |
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CoolCab posted:what's the shylock thing anyway? other than it being a slur i mean Some labour candidate apparently said it to someone and claimed ignorance.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:23 |
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Nothing says War Christmas like setting a sick PB Remember the dead(lift)
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:42 |
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Would be better if he was holding a wallet instead of a phone. Or a cosh.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:50 |
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I think bablin is welsh for bullshit
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