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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

ThomasPaine posted:

Also a good idea
you are photonicinduction AICM £5

e: what an excellent snipe. have a related political cartoon in video format, imagine I've written 'the modern tory party' on the washing machine and 'brexit' on the brick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vROdVsU_K80

TACD fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Nov 8, 2019

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dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/tingedfringe/status/1192828242434121729

lol

also something from yesterday…
https://twitter.com/PCollinsTimes/status/1192440832722448385

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Minor funny anecdote from the last canvassing session btw, we were out at the same time as the tory MP, he had 1 person with him delivering leaflets while we had about 10 with our candidate.

Sadly I didn't run into him so I couldn't call him billy no mates.

wocobob
Jan 7, 2014

damages enemies w/ corn
https://twitter.com/rosscolquhoun/status/1192812081483005953?s=21

Poison Jam
Mar 29, 2009

Shh...
We're being watched.
I am having a fry up for dinner. It will give me the strength to bash the fash :D

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Fourth sector pathfinders
Quiet bat people
Silicon playgrounds

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Poison Jam posted:

I am having a fry up for dinner. It will give me the strength to bash the fash :D

Noooice.

However, critically, what are you putting in the fry up, this is important information.

E: I do not want jo swinson to skill my wallet thankyou very much.

Poison Jam
Mar 29, 2009

Shh...
We're being watched.

OwlFancier posted:

Noooice.

However, critically, what are you putting in the fry up, this is important information.

E: I do not want jo swinson to skill my wallet thankyou very much.

All meat from the butchers

2 sausages
3 rashes thick smoked back bacon
Black Pudding
Beans
2 eggs
2 slices fried bread
Mushrooms

No tomatoes I'm afraid

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Poison Jam posted:

All meat from the butchers

2 sausages
3 rashes thick smoked back bacon
Black Pudding
Beans
2 eggs
2 slices fried bread
Mushrooms

No tomatoes I'm afraid

Extremely ideologically correct fry up as tomato is mank.

I would add hash brown or tattie scone but otherwise perfect.

Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011

Just spent a few minutes on the phone to an absolute weasel from a rail company's customer services department.

Did you know different rules apply to train tickets as every other good or service? If you want a refund for an unused train ticket there is an admin fee of £10 (in theory 'no more than' £10 but in practice this means always £10). That means if you buy a load of local train tickets in advance then don't use them, you can't get a refund!

Can't wait for these bastards to get nationalised.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

That's not a fry up, it's an all day breakfast. Fry up is when you make a big pan of corned beef hash and fry the leftovers the next day. Food of the Gods, I haven't had it in years.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/petesaull/status/1192825225815240711

https://twitter.com/petesaull/status/1192830271768420353

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Gove probably wanted to quietly cancel the Islamophobia inquiry just after the election instead of drawing attention to their racism before the election.

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010


Volunteering as a wallet inspector

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

pitch a fitness posted:

Volunteering as a wallet inspector



:effort:

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

more wallet of the same inspector

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Gort posted:

Gove probably wanted to quietly cancel the Islamophobia inquiry just after the election instead of drawing attention to their racism before the election.

Gove wanted everyone to ignore the issue until the election was decided. If they lose, it doesn't matter.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Me, a brexiter, smart: Nigel and Boris should make an alliance to get all the parliaments!

Also me, about the "Remain Alliance": An electoral pact is third world dictatorship! Anti-democratic! Mugabe!


Where's the pig?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pochoclo posted:

Where's the pig?

Where do you think the other hand is.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.


Is that the sequel to this?

https://twitter.com/AzzaBamboo/status/1181289095881871362?s=19

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/1192818991041056769?s=20

A good joke, well executed.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Poison Jam posted:

All meat from the butchers

2 sausages
3 rashes thick smoked back bacon
Black Pudding
Beans
2 eggs
2 slices fried bread
Mushrooms

No tomatoes I'm afraid

No fried fruitcake, but No tomatoes is good.

6/10

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Pochoclo posted:


Where's the pig?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I've been on hold trying to tell the jobcentre my new address for an hour and the wireless landline handset is dying

someone please resurrect elgar so I can strangle him

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





e:

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
mrs piggy fell on some hard times

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Poison Jam posted:

All meat from the butchers

2 sausages
3 rashes thick smoked back bacon
Black Pudding
Beans
2 eggs
2 slices fried bread
Mushrooms

No tomatoes I'm afraid

With what sauce? :toughguy:

Edit: fried fruitcake?!

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




https://twitter.com/LaboursBlackPLP/status/1192758086060122112

Poison Jam
Mar 29, 2009

Shh...
We're being watched.
No sauce, naked for me because we don't have any brown sauce

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005




That's a horrifically well-executed pig

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013



dundun dundun dundun dundun

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
what's the shylock thing anyway? other than it being a slur i mean

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
6th formers 'locked' in Common Room while a 'Cabinet Minister' visits (presumably so they don't challenge him).

https://twitter.com/SzymanskaAnne/status/1192799130936074240?s=20

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



My lantra skills card is in my wallet, so I guess im a lib dem soz thread

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CoolCab posted:

what's the shylock thing anyway? other than it being a slur i mean

Some labour candidate apparently said it to someone and claimed ignorance.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Nothing says War Christmas like setting a sick PB



Remember the dead(lift)

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Would be better if he was holding a wallet instead of a phone.

Or a cosh.

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Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!







I think bablin is welsh for bullshit

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