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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

we're all going to die but you have to admit its tremendous content

Imagine if things ever went back to oboba-era politics.* It would be so dull

*they will never go back. Trulmp 9000

edot - damnit. here:

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

we're all going to die but you have to admit its tremendous content

:agreed:

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHBsWtA3YQs

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

crazy cloud posted:

i have been saying this for some time, and more and more people have been finding this out! Thank you, working hard!

crazy cloud for pissident

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
nicee

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

crazy cloud posted:

Just throw some ice cubes in ur bathtub like discount wim hof mode, it's basically the same but with less possibility of death by orca, which, now that i mention it, sounds like a downside

freezing to death on a drifting, dwindling tomb is just so poetic

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
mccarthy and jordan are two of the dumbest republicans holding office right now so I'm very excited for the future

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

crazy cloud posted:

Just throw some ice cubes in ur bathtub like discount wim hof mode, it's basically the same but with less possibility of death by orca, which, now that i mention it, sounds like a downside

i've never heard of someone being killed on a glacier by orca

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Flavius Aetass posted:

what's the kindest thing you want to say to trump

your grave will have gender segregated toilets. j/k it's an open pit





:evilbuddy:

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
Jordan is so loving dense, it owns that the GOP thinks he's the answer. great content ahoy

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Al! posted:

im congressman riiiiiiiiiiiiick

lol remember when rick sanchez got fired from cnn for calling jon stewart a bigot and saying Jews control the media? your post reminded me of that

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

FistEnergy posted:

Jordan is so loving dense, it owns that the GOP thinks he's the answer. great content ahoy

they don’t have a deep bench

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lamo

https://twitter.com/geoffrbennett/status/1192870231401730053?s=21

hahahah

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
re: quid pro quo


Trump is definitely not a smart or curious enough person to have just learned it normally like most people, but you do have to keep in mind that certain things he did in the 80s a lot have a way of lodging in his brain and it's possible with all the dumbass wannabe mobster poo poo he was doing he may have had a lawyer or brainier associate who kept saying it at him.


The way he says it now doesn't fill me with confidence about that scenario but then again he is sundowning like a motherfucker

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It would please me if in the very end the only person rallying to Trump is Lindsey

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


hey Jim the pres is incompetent

“yeah yeah we know”

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
As far as I can tell, Jordan's entire schtick is loudly and rapidly asking a bunch of stupid questions and then yelling and interrupting the person as they try to respond to those stupid questions.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/fat_dog_fart/status/1192871043804696576?s=19

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


mormonpartyboat posted:

i kinda want to learn how to sail so i can go visit some glaciers before they're all gone

Just go to the soon to be ironically named glacier national park

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

what in the world


lol

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there an initial conversation Trump had with Zelensky right after Zelensky that was elected, and it was basically just a quick congratulatory call? I assume that's the one he's planning to release.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Jordan earned a master's degree in education from Ohio State University in Columbus and obtained a J.D. degree from Ohio's Capital University Law School[5] in 2001. He never took the bar examination

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

TMMadman posted:

As far as I can tell, Jordan's entire schtick is loudly and rapidly asking a bunch of stupid questions and then yelling and interrupting the person as they try to respond to those stupid questions.

their brains have been marinating in bill oreilly and sean hannity for the past couple decades

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i was thinking about blackmailing my dentist for a good yelp review

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zyla posted:

i was thinking about blackmailing my dentist for a good yelp review

blackmailing for...?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
imagine being so insulated from any sort of non-CHUD contact that you can walk around in public wearing a "black voices for Trump" t-shirt while looking like Jeffrey Huddleston and not expect to ever have to explain yourself.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Reminder to Spiderman you gotta tell me if either of us won the bet
I won the bet but decided to let it go since you backed me up a couple times in here. Still not gonna take your ten bucks.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


A Handed Missus posted:



thge boys are back in town

Ramadu posted:



what is going on here

The Delaware Senate primary campaign is going to investigate what, exactly, is happening with Mr. Coo s' cranium.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

we almost made it a week before a congressman did it

https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/status/1192873281302384640

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

whoopsy doodle

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED

i'm disturbed

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/Granitepolitics/status/1192857410286825472

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Spergin Morlock posted:

we almost made it a week before a congressman did it

https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/status/1192873281302384640

gently caress

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1192828052348252160?s=21


hahahaha

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Al! posted:

im congressman riiiiiiiiiiiiick

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Spergin Morlock posted:

i've never heard of someone being killed on a glacier by orca

yea that's because they're dead and can't come back to tell us about. u think the orca is calling up wapo to let us know. get real

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Failson posted:

Imagine if things ever went back to oboba-era politics.* It would be so dull

*they will never go back. Trulmp 9000

edot - damnit. here:


Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

someone who explicitly serves at the pleasure of the President.

tar and feather whoever brought this phrase back into the mainstream under Trump.

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



whoops turns out when you have open hearings the whole world is able to see what a nakedly corrupt dumbass you are undo undo

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