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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Karl Sharks posted:

wasn't his wife in the car?

Then she can close the door.

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Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

TheBigAristotle posted:

Yeah, but they jailed a few guys, so that would be one hell of a bit

*jussie smollett laughs*

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


blue footed boobie posted:

Then she can close the door.

Have you no sense of chivalry sir?
:goonsay:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/StevenWoodgate/status/1192900215424081920

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Flayer posted:

Insane how Kolasinac doesn't even react to being jabbed at by a knife that big.

News reports are saying the muggers were armed with a knitting needle and a screwdriver so yeah in those circumstances I can definitely see adrenaline making you wanna fight back, especially if you're a hard balkan

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Butterfly Valley posted:

News reports are saying the muggers were armed with a knitting needle and a screwdriver so yeah in those circumstances I can definitely see adrenaline making you wanna fight back, especially if you're a hard balkan

“Improvised knives” is such a British thing lol. Like go get a kitchen knife or something, at least it will cut someone

sprotto
Jul 16, 2017

Shrapnig posted:

“Improvised knives” is such a British thing lol. Like go get a kitchen knife or something, at least it will cut someone

Knife purchases in the UK are tracked and regulated more stringently than gun purchases in the US

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Suntoucher posted:

Knife purchases in the UK are tracked and regulated more stringently than gun purchases in the US

That's depressing in so many ways.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Suntoucher posted:

Knife purchases in the UK are tracked and regulated more stringently than gun purchases in the US

Regulated in the sense that you have to be 18. That's it. Also they aren't tracked beyond the same way that any purchase is tracked. It's not like every individual knife has its own serial number that's registered against the purchaser.


Edit. Christ even the 18 year old limit can be bypassed if you can prove you work as a chef.

CyberPingu fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Nov 9, 2019

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Suntoucher posted:

Knife purchases in the UK are tracked and regulated more stringently than gun purchases in the US

This is hilariously untrue

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Suntoucher posted:

Knife purchases in the UK are tracked and regulated more stringently than gun purchases in the US

lol yeah, unless your a muslim, because of sharia law. It's PC gone mad.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Suntoucher posted:

Knife purchases in the UK are tracked and regulated more stringently than gun purchases in the US

Get the gently caress out of here, guy.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Suntoucher posted:

Knife purchases in the UK are tracked and regulated more stringently than gun purchases in the US

https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives

You’re dumb, but so is UK knife law

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I did not think I would have to ask to take your discussion of U.K. cutlery laws elsewhere but here we are.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/MascotSilence/status/1193140302946586624?s=20

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Sir Poppy

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Fucks sake lol

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gigi Galli posted:

I did not think I would have to ask to take your discussion of U.K. cutlery laws elsewhere but here we are.

Shrapnig posted:

https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives

You’re dumb, but so is UK knife law

The Wagatha Christie: You’re dumb, but so is UK knife law

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

oliwan posted:

The Wagatha Christie: gently caress Off Oliwan

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




https://twitter.com/JacobSteinberg/status/1193144797063766016?s=08

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


somewhere in Australia, a cartoonist has just checked Twitter, turned to his working desk, and wadded up a nearly-complete comic strip

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/1193182207554334720

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

well at least this poppy man didn't have blackface

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




ZeeBoi posted:

well at least this poppy man didn't have blackface

Hi

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

https://twitter.com/EFLbrasil48/status/1193205604149551105?s=20

Lemon
May 22, 2003

I was just messing around on this site and somehow ended up with Klopp

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

England.gif

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/FootballSwissEN/status/1193608537148182533

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Ridiculous, football managers are the loving worst

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

I think im more bemused by FootballSwiss desperately trying to tie this in to switzerland

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

The slow-motion replay of his facial reaction makes it worth it.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Eau de MacGowan posted:

I think im more bemused by FootballSwiss desperately trying to tie this in to switzerland

It's how second tier footballing countries work. You should see Irish coverage of the Premier League. You'll get poo poo like "Republic of Ireland international X was on the pitch today, as...." even though the player would have done nothing of note. Or the jizzing that's done over an American player in the PL sometimes.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.


Guti looking like an extra from Peaky Blinders.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LiveNegativeHart-mobile.mp4

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Full on John Cleese

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




CyberPingu posted:

Full on John Cleese

I thought of John Turturro in The Big Lebowski.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Flayer posted:

Insane how Kolasinac doesn't even react to being jabbed at by a knife that big.

he is a bosnian who grew up in a working class family in germany, so basically still dyed in the wool balkan nihilist

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vivisectvnv posted:

he is a bosnian who grew up in a working class family in germany, so basically still dyed in the wool balkan nihilist

It also wasn't a knife.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

It also wasn't a knife.

if it was a knitting needle, those old school metal ones that are a thick gauge would make a lovely shiv and would definitely aerate some epidermis

same with a screwdriver, especially sharpened to a point

i guess i'm not as 'ard as some you buys, but i would not have stood perfectly still while they were attempting to shiv me

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

vivisectvnv posted:

i guess i'm not as 'ard as some you buys, but i would not have stood perfectly still while they were attempting to shiv me
We're all goons, no one here is hard.

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