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Fleshlights sound like a waste of money and a bit of a mess to clean EDIT: this is like the worst possible snipe ever
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ThomasPaine posted:I love to wank and I would recommend all of you penis havers get a fleshlight and some poppers for a seriously excellent night in alone You're getting the tfab pics when I'm back on a pc
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ThomasPaine posted:I love to wank and I would recommend all of you penis havers get a fleshlight and some poppers for a seriously excellent night in alone so bad at sex that even a fleshlight can't relax without help
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:42 |
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I don't think you should drink the fleshlight no.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:43 |
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Diet Crack posted:If you like it in the butt, sure I guess - not so sure on it’s effectiveness for penile related activities as it’s a smooth muscle alkaloid. Whatever you do, don’t drink it! it makes me cum 5x harder than I would otherwise, good times kind of fucks your actual sex life though unless you use it then too though so use in moderation Pochoclo posted:Fleshlights sound like a waste of money and a bit of a mess to clean
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:44 |
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Pro strat: don't have an actual sex life.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:45 |
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To each their own, drink the sprog sock if you so desire
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:45 |
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OwlFancier posted:I don't think you should drink the fleshlight no.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:47 |
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ThomasPaine posted:it makes me cum 5x harder than I would otherwise, good times Congrats on finally proving who is the gooniest ukmt goon
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:47 |
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Guavanaut posted:But what's 'political' in the early 00s? Mark Thomas's show. I wish it was still on. And Bremner, Bird, and Fortune.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:48 |
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Jose posted:Congrats on finally proving who is the gooniest ukmt goon I remain in a relationship despite this fact, sorry to disappoint
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:49 |
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Diet Crack posted:If you like it in the butt, sure I guess - not so sure on it’s effectiveness for penile related activities as it’s a smooth muscle alkaloid. Whatever you do, don’t drink it! Relaxing the throat to gobble cock is partly why it’s popular. But yes, never drink it, unless you have been exposed to cyanide, in which case drink it mixed with water and go immediately to a hospital. Cyanide will kill you before you get to the hospital, alkyl nitrites will kill you slower but lock out the mechanism for cyanide poisoning by binding to haemoglobin in a way that locks out cyanide but causes methaemoglobinaemia, which kills you more slowly. Also never mix poppers with viagra. They can cause serious low blood pressure and may be linked to shock, although that may just be because people fainted and injured themselves and lost blood and went into shock, but the most recent studies say "idk, either sounds plausible, best not to try it."
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:49 |
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You know what? gently caress the tories Tories delenda est
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Poison Jam posted:You know what? gently caress the tories
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Bobby Deluxe posted:*from I mean that's almost certainly safer than trying to imbibe the silicone.
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happyhippy posted:Mark Thomas's show. Ditto Bremner, Bird and Fortune. The book they wrote over a decade ago was a radical moment for me (because it talked so much about how the Blair government was gleefully selling weapons to make money off of any conflict in the Middle East) and I've just picked it up again by chance in a charity shop and it still owns.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:55 |
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Once met a school friend that I hadn't see for years on a bus trip home. 5 minutes before arriving at the depot, he takes out a bottle of poppers, inhales it, offers some to me which I refused. Asked him if he was going to a party and he said nah he was home here to visit the parents. Still think its surreal today.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 00:55 |
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Just bought one of these to remember are boys on monday
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XMNN posted:apropos not very much other than a reply to that ash sarkar saying the lib dem hasn't thought about how Brexit would effect people's ability to work in Europe, and the fact it just popped into my head: You’re in luck, Switzerland is trying to get a bilateral agreement with the UK in case of brexit. No idea how good it will be for both sides (I mean obviously it’s the Tory fail diplomacy team). Shame about the rest.
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Ratjaculation posted:Just bought one of these to remember are boys on monday
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:00 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Just bought one of these to remember are boys on monday Is... the gently caress tube supposed to be refreshingly ice cold?
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:01 |
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Jose posted:Congrats on finally proving who is the gooniest ukmt goon This is SA. Give it a few minutes before kicking off the award ceremony.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:05 |
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OwlFancier posted:Is... the gently caress tube supposed to be refreshingly ice cold? SOUNDS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND LMAO sorry I'm drunk
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:05 |
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OwlFancier posted:Is... the gently caress tube supposed to be refreshingly ice cold? I feel like we've been here before, Is shower wank chat becoming a recurring thing?
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:08 |
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I knew someone who put dildos in the freezer but I don't know if it would work the other way round tbh. Also, frankly, don't entirely know if it worked that way round for most folk.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:08 |
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OwlFancier posted:I knew someone who put dildos in the freezer but I don't know if it would work the other way round tbh. That sounds damaging.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:22 |
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:tbh, it's usually joi or jerk off instruction Thank you, I thought I was going to have to tell the entire thread what was what.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:22 |
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OwlFancier posted:I knew someone who put dildos in the freezer but I don't know if it would work the other way round tbh. Your vaginal/anal mucosa does not like ice cold objects. Please do not do an OwlFancier.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:23 |
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The historical notion that Satan has an ice-cold penis is a very pragmatic thing, because when Satan had to service the witches who would assemble to draw power at the Sabbaths, he could actually remain erect with those who stimulated him - that is the magician who portrayed Satan - or until he became expended of his sexual vigor. Naturally then, under his fur cloak or garb, he had to strap on something of an artificial nature, a bull’s pizzle, a dildo. In the night air, it would cool off. So the witches all swore that the Devil’s penis was cold. He would have to use something like this to maintain his position as the Devil.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:24 |
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I have not put ice cold anything in anywhere except for cubes in my drink. I do not want a frostbitten ringpiece thank you.Guavanaut posted:The historical notion that Satan has an ice-cold penis is a very pragmatic thing, because when Satan had to service the witches who would assemble to draw power at the Sabbaths, he could actually remain erect with those who stimulated him - that is the magician who portrayed Satan - or until he became expended of his sexual vigor. Naturally then, under his fur cloak or garb, he had to strap on something of an artificial nature, a bull’s pizzle, a dildo. In the night air, it would cool off. So the witches all swore that the Devil’s penis was cold. He would have to use something like this to maintain his position as the Devil. I would assume satan had a cold cock just because he spends most of his time buried up to his waist in lake cocytus.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:26 |
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ThomasPaine posted:Also it's bad because it makes my partner just extremely chill and relaxed and lazy but it makes me ridiculously horny so it's not a great combo tbqh blunt posted:This feels like jerk off encouragement
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:27 |
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Do not put my pizzle in your drink thank you.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:27 |
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I don't drink tea or coffee but do like a Bovril
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:29 |
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Jose posted:I don't drink tea or coffee but do like a Bovril gently caress off
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:30 |
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ThomasPaine i hope you're still online because i sent you a pm
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:31 |
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The horse-poo poo story about Dan Carden is still on the BBC News front page, what, 10 hours after it was effectively debunked? Fair and balanced coverage, of course.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:31 |
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Jose posted:ThomasPaine i hope you're still online because i sent you a pm holy poo poo i hope that guy is ok e: i've never seen a butt look like a dick before, wow ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Poison Jam posted:You know what? gently caress the tories I suspect that most people present would prefer the fleshlight.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:38 |
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The fleshlight is probably warmer also even if it has been in the freezer.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 01:40 |
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ThomasPaine posted:holy poo poo i hope that guy is ok He uses a sex toy for it
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