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Jose posted:He uses a sex toy for it does your rear end go back to normal when you're not using the sex toy or do you just have to live with your intestines hanging out
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I think if you prolapse yourself it doesn't quite go back properly so if you poo poo too hard it's gonna come back out again.
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Nov 10, 2019 01:49
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OwlFancier posted:I think if you prolapse yourself it doesn't quite go back properly so if you poo poo too hard it's gonna come back out again. this is why fleshlights are better
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Nov 10, 2019 01:51
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Well this is my own fault for reading the UKMT at 1am on a Saturday night I guess
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Nov 10, 2019 01:52
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You can't say this thread doesn't have variety. Besides if we leave the EU we can't have eurotrash any more so we have to make our own.
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Nov 10, 2019 01:53
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You can enjoy your arse with sensibly sized objects and have no ill effects. Certain people will just always take things too far
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Nov 10, 2019 01:54
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Yeah don't take like a gear puller to your arsehole.
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OwlFancier posted:Besides if we leave the EU we can't have eurotrash any more so we have to make our own. Who would host Eurotrash UK though? Edit: UKtrash starring Peter Stringfellow and ? happyhippy fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Nov 10, 2019 01:56
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i enjoyed putting stuff in my butt but I don't think I could cum from it
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ThomasPaine posted:i enjoyed putting stuff in my butt but I don't think I could cum from it Not without surgery at least. happyhippy posted:Who would host Eurotrash UK though? I only ever actually watched eurotrash as like, a 13 year old and I don't remember it very well, I just have a vague memory of it basically being a horny version of you've been framed. So just get the you've been framed guy to do it.
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Noel Edmonds screaming "none of you are free from sin!" at a different group of perverts every week.
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josh04 posted:Noel Edmonds screaming "none of you are free from sin!" at a different group of perverts every week. Deal or No Deal was already a show.
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Jose's prolapse pics are the reason I will never buy platinum. edit: I feel like Harry HIll's Euro Trash would be a very concerning show.
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crispix posted:You can enjoy your arse with sensibly sized objects Labour Policy: You can enjoy your arse with sensibly sized objects. Lib Dem Policy: We will revoke enjoying your arse. Conservative Policy: Have you seen Nelson's Column? Brexit Party Policy: Have you seen the Pillars of Creation? OwlFancier posted:I only ever actually watched eurotrash as like, a 13 year old and I don't remember it very well, I just have a vague memory of it basically being a horny version of you've been framed.
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Don't put ice directly in/on your genitals that's bad and can cause damage. However, making an ice dildo inside a condom or something is  Butt stuff is excellent. But do try not to shat out your own guts in the process, that can cause problems. The best thing is being sounded bladder-deep until you entirely lose your drat mind. That's one thing I'll miss about having a penis. e; The other thing that's best is testicular torment and I will miss that as well, 
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Mr Phillby posted:Jose's prolapse pics are the reason I will never buy platinum. i could post them Ms Adequate posted:The best thing is being sounded bladder-deep until you entirely lose your drat mind. That's one thing I'll miss about having a penis. that sounds like the worst thing imaginable but each to our own Ms Adequate posted:e; The other thing that's best is testicular torment and I will miss that as well, this too
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Looking it up on youtube it seems like it's actually just a mondo movie.Ms Adequate posted:The best thing is being sounded bladder-deep This is still very strange to me as a concept because while I have had this done to me it was like nails on a chalkboard. Like... the opposite of appealing in every way. There's a lot of sex stuff I don't get from like, a preference perspective but that particularly is like describing pulling your fingernails off as erotic, it was unpleasant on a visceral level. I guess I can grant that it's certainly a unique experience. I don't really have anything else I could compare it to 
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ThomasPaine posted:i could post them I always lol at people who are prudish about butt stuff then Ms Adequate sounds off about sounding and maybe I identify more with the prudes than I like to admit.
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so uh    does this make me an influencer now
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Openshaw's gold scratchings are probably the best kind imo. I wouldn't waste them on farage.
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ThomasPaine posted:i enjoyed putting stuff in my butt but I don't think I could cum from it Having an orgasm from just bum stuff is imo several times more intense and lasts much longer than one caused by touching ones willy. You can even multiple orgasm that way 
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Ms Adequate posted:The best thing is being sounded bladder-deep until you entirely lose your drat mind. That's one thing I'll miss about having a penis. Ms Adequate posted:e; The other thing that's best is testicular torment and I will miss that as well,
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Walking around with them stuck up there is a bit uncomfortable. Like you cross your legs and hoist yourself, or... I guess become horny in Ms A's case. Either way inconvenient.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:21
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Is putting your balls up your own bumhole a thing people do for fun? asking for a friend.
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OwlFancier posted:Walking around with them stuck up there is a bit uncomfortable.
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Christ, and Twisto was complaining about crisp derails. E: ^ 
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OwlFancier posted:This is still very strange to me as a concept because while I have had this done to me it was like nails on a chalkboard. Like... the opposite of appealing in every way. Anyone who dislikes it is either a coward or didn't use enough lube! Guavanaut posted:You'll still have a urethra linked to your bladder, I assume that would still be soundable, because that's the usual method. Yeah but there's so much less of it.  Mr Phillby posted:Is putting your balls up your own bumhole a thing people do for fun? Probably, but I assume most people need to do some serious ballbag stretching to be able to give their own dogs a bath
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Ms Adequate posted:give their own dogs a bath Aaaand this derail was 100% worth it anyone who disagrees is wrong.
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bit of an effort post, after the media fuckery this week i have been thinking. james ball is again denying being a spy today. it's a monthly thing now. just out of interest how many times have say robert fisk, or alexander cockburn, or seymour hirsch had to deny they are spies? is it even worth mentioning that he had to scramble to cover himself when he got exposed as a shill for a good old fashioned psyop like integrity initiative late last year? anyway it's a classic hangout, cos nobody seriously thinks james is a secret agent. my gut says he snitched out wikileaks and the guardian for a deal. which is why glenn greenwald (who worked on the snowden stories with ball) couldn't (can't?) enter the UK, and nor can his partner or some other people who worked on that story, while ball as part of his rat deal gets a stupid new book about post news fake truth published every 3 months that sells 100 copies, and new friends who are likewise shills like nick cohen (ofc), k*terji (the vice apprenticeship was where he made his bones) and b*oodworth (the trot background). it's a living i guess. in return jim has to be a reliable twat who will pop up with dumb takes to draw people into his monitored tl, and play the voice of reason when weird poo poo happens in syria or maximum security prisons in new york. here is a very good article from 2000 that i imagine is 100 times more true after 19 years of war, increasing surveillance and a collapsing system: https://amp.theguardian.com/media/2000/jun/12/pressandpublishing.mondaymediasection?__twitter_impression=true it might seem like twitter drama but i think it's very good to be suspicious of an industry as rife with scumbags as journalism. and there are patterns of behaviour these sickos exhibit that it is very handy to familiarise yourself with, especially if you're involved in any kind of organising. also i hate spooks but i love talking about them, so if you wanna talk spooks i am always up. this is also very good: https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2019-09-11-how-the-uk-security-services-neutralised-the-countrys-leading-liberal-newspaper/ gh0stpinballa fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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WhatEvil posted:Christ, and Twisto was complaining about crisp derails.
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me, opening UKMT
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Ms Adequate posted:Don't put ice directly in/on your genitals that's bad and can cause damage. However, making an ice dildo inside a condom or something is See I've stuck a lot of tubes down penises and almost universally people haven't been that grateful. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. And I guess at least you don't need to worry about damaging your balls if you're having them removed anyway. So that's a plus. I'd insist on a discount on the surgery if one or both have already been reduced to mush though.
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moostaffa posted:Keep it up! Harder to do with mushed balls.
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It's gonna be a real moment the next time a friend tells me he's going to give the dogs a bath.
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Bath the dogs with the council pop, no less.
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jabby posted:See I've stuck a lot of tubes down penises and almost universally people haven't been that grateful. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. The time I had a catheter put in wasn't fun at all tbf. Setting and mood count for a great deal! Regrettably I am too weak to properly hurt me own knackers and have nobody to do it to me but yeah it's good to be liberated from concerns over damage. Wanna guest star in an episode of Hydraulic Press Channel 
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OwlFancier posted:Aaaand this derail was 100% worth it anyone who disagrees is wrong. gives new meaning to the word bumbag
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