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Consult a philosopher to rig up an elaborate rube goldberg device such that your balls are hurt but it is debatable whether it's by your own action.
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So that there Jeremy Corbyn ey folks? What's that all about?
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Ms Adequate posted:Probably, but I assume most people need to do some serious ballbag stretching to be able to give their own dogs a bath When I was maybe 15 I went to a house party in some flat and one of the guys living there stripped off to demonstrate to the whole room that (a) he only had one bollock (b) the extra room made his sack extra stretchy and (c) he had enough stretch to jam some of that skin up his bumhole. I was already a fairly open-minded kinda lad but that was a real loss of innocence meets  momentWonder what happened to that dude E: thread is much too horny tonight, I had to add some gritty urban realism
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As a regular follower of the Leicester Mercury's misdemeanour practising medicine without a license column I now worry that I may be a star. Where do you want them put Ms A? e: OwlFancier posted:Consult a philosopher to rig up an elaborate rube goldberg device such that your balls are hurt but it is debatable whether it's by your own action.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:40
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probably the wrong time to start talking MI5 but i had takes dammit
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Nov 10, 2019 02:41
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Ms Adequate posted:"Regrettably I am too weak to properly hurt me own knackers" hyphen, The Nick Clegg Story. Available now in all good bookshops. OwlFancier posted:Consult a philosopher to rig up an elaborate rube goldberg device such that your balls are hurt but it is debatable whether it's by your own action. Schrodinger's ballsack, your balls are both hurt and not hurt until you observe them.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:42
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Failed Imagineer posted:Wonder what happened to that dude Touring the world one would assume, with a talent like that. gh0stpinballa posted:probably the wrong time to start talking MI5 but i had takes dammit No I think it's the best time because when it pings the little light at GCHQ they'll have a great page to go through.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:42
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Failed Imagineer posted:When I was maybe 15 I went to a house party in some flat and one of the guys living there stripped off to demonstrate to the whole room that (a) he only had one bollock (b) the extra room made his sack extra stretchy and (c) he had enough stretch to jam some of that skin up his bumhole. Is that what a podcast is?
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Nov 10, 2019 02:43
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Failed Imagineer posted:When I was maybe 15 I went to a house party in some flat and one of the guys living there stripped off to demonstrate to the whole room that (a) he only had one bollock (b) the extra room made his sack extra stretchy and (c) he had enough stretch to jam some of that skin up his bumhole. Makes u think, Hitler had the means, but did he have the determination to perform such a feat?
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Nov 10, 2019 02:43
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Failed Imagineer posted:When I was maybe 15 I went to a house party in some flat and one of the guys living there stripped off to demonstrate to the whole room that (a) he only had one bollock (b) the extra room made his sack extra stretchy and (c) he had enough stretch to jam some of that skin up his bumhole. The Boys from Brazil and Skins crossover going very well it seems.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:44
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Guavanaut posted:As a regular follower of the Leicester Mercury's misdemeanour practising medicine without a license column I now worry that I may be a star. Where do you want them put Ms A? Yeah yeah we all know donoteat, it's a TRAN engineer I'm looking for!
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Nov 10, 2019 02:45
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Unkempt posted:Is that what a podcast is? Mr Phillby posted:Makes u think, Hitler had the means, but did he have the determination to perform such a feat? e; ^^ I do know a couple of trans engineers, electrical and chemical. That may be far less or far more than what you want though. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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crispix posted:Having an orgasm from just bum stuff is imo several times more intense and lasts much longer than one caused by touching ones willy. You can even multiple orgasm that way I miss dpph  Guavanaut posted:Actually that's a great point, I do know a tram engineer. Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Nov 10, 2019 02:45
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Learn to manipulate pages with your feet, develop a foot fetish at the same time to optimise your wanking performance.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:47
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You know, in an alternative universe we are at this minute complaining about the miles long customs delays and shop supplies dwindling post Halloween brexit. But with still things stuck up our arses.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:48
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The buttplugs were stopped at customs so we are complaining about not having things stuck up our arses because of brexit.
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Guavanaut posted:No I think that's what shitposting is. Electricity  Bobby Deluxe posted:In the spirit of comradeship, i will remind you one and all that the prostate can be stimulated from outside of the boom boom, by massaging the back of the taint with your other hand as you approach the vinegar strokes. This does however leave you with no free hands to turn the pages of razzle, so make sure you choose a good readers wives pic. This is a fantastic sentence 
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Nov 10, 2019 02:50
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OwlFancier posted:The buttplugs were stopped at customs so we are complaining about not having things stuck up our arses because of brexit. LOL, now that gave me a good belly laugh. Meanwhile in this universe the same truck: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-50331907
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Nov 10, 2019 02:54
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Mano posted:You’re in luck, Switzerland is trying to get a bilateral agreement with the UK in case of brexit. No idea how good it will be for both sides (I mean obviously it’s the Tory fail diplomacy team). ah I'd completely forgotten that they'd agreed to roll it over although tbf quite a few of the times people said it wouldn't be a problem were before they announced that, like immediately after the referendum and there's still gonna be all sorts of nightmares with Ireland no matter which way it ends up, I'm pretty sure
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Nov 10, 2019 02:57
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Ms Adequate posted:Electricity
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happyhippy posted:LOL, now that gave me a good belly laugh. "It had been delivering its load" 
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Nov 10, 2019 02:58
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Holy gently caress I'm laughing my rear end off at Marxist Brit Sex Chat this thread is the god drat best
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mycomancy posted:Holy gently caress I'm laughing my rear end off at Marxist Brit Sex Chat this thread is the god drat best
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mycomancy posted:Holy gently caress I'm laughing my rear end off at Marxist Brit Sex Chat this thread is the god drat best  Aaaand this is why I can never use this thead as an authoratative source to convince people of stuff. But let's be honest I'd never admit to goonship in real life anyway.
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Nov 10, 2019 03:21
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I don't think anything we posted on the previous pages was wrong. If anything it only indicates we are a highly authoritative and varied source on the subject of putting things up your butt, pulling your butt out of your butt, and putting things into your pee hole.
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Nov 10, 2019 03:23
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Guavanaut posted:Skunk is the name that they made up to make boomers think that the marijuanas nowdays are higher percentage THC than the 'safe' weed they smoked in the 60s and 70s and therefore should be extra illegal and never consider cannabis reform. Steering away from "sending 10,000 volts down the bellend" chat for just a moment to come back to this, as somebody now living in Canada who has encountered the smell of an actual skunk, I can tell you that actual skunk spray and dank nugs smell basically exactly the same. We drove through an area and I smelled the smell and immediately thought "Man, somebody is really getting blazed" but it soon became apparent that it was way too strong/widespread for that.
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OwlFancier posted:Isn't... skunk by definition not high grade..? Oh yeah sexchat distracted me: this is correct, skunkweed is literally weed so poo poo you can’t tell the difference (by smell) between it and a skunk when smoked, and that’s not hyperbole
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OwlFancier posted:Consult a philosopher to rig up an elaborate rube goldberg device such that your balls are hurt but it is debatable whether it's by your own action. I’m sorry but here in the UKMT that’s known as a Heath Robinson device.
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OwlFancier posted:Consult a philosopher to rig up an elaborate rube goldberg device such that your balls are hurt but it is debatable whether it's by your own action. schrodinger's cbt
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:Oh yeah sexchat distracted me: this is correct, skunkweed is literally weed so poo poo you can’t tell the difference (by smell) between it and a skunk when smoked, and that’s not hyperbole Yeah I always assumed the name skunk derived from how awful it was and thus smelled Pound_Coin posted:schrodinger's cbt amazing 
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Nov 10, 2019 03:46
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Yeah I had the same reaction after I moved to Canada and smelled a skunk for the first time 'oh so THAT'S why weed is called skunk' They literally smell almost identical
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Thread took a startling turn while I slept.
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Ms Adequate posted:Probably, but I assume most people need to do some serious ballbag stretching to be able to give their own dogs a bath 
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So this AI text thing that found its way onto the internet has a generator up at https://talktotransformer.com/ and this thing whips rear end (bold is the initial statement, the rest is fully auto generated)The UKMT posted:The UMKT is a subforum thread which is particularly fond of, amongst other things, crisp chat, penile sounding, and political discourse. It is a barren wasteland of posts, equalled only for magnificent desolation by the current state of British politics. The UMKT is the closest forum thread we currently have to the kind of political community that existed in the 1970s, and the type of people who were attracted to and had a strong influence on that culture are likely to be the only type of people who would be attracted to the UMKT today. We should have been at war at this stage of the Cold War. But the UMKT, as it exists now, is a forum thread, and forums are by definition a dead zone of discourse. The forum threads of the Cold War are often referred to as "The Dixieland jazz of the Feeding it the last few pages has been illuminating. Owlfancier, but elaborated upon by a lunatic AI posted:Consult a philosopher to rig up an elaborate rube goldberg device such that your balls are hurt but it is debatable whether it's by your own action. If it's by your own action, it's an act of self-harm. If it's not by your own action, it's a legitimate form of bodily harm. Either way, it's still a painful situation and you're still a guy. If you don't want to have your balls hurt, don't do that. If you do want to do it, take a minute to consider how you might do it in a way that minimizes the discomfort for yourself. Crispix, on the topic of arses posted:You can enjoy your arse with sensibly sized objects and have no ill effects. Certain people will just always take things too far, but if you have to get it over with, it's better than someone saying no. lmao "Ms Adequate posted:
Owlfancier again, as seen through the prism of Skynet if Skynet was horny posted:I don't think anything we posted on the previous pages was wrong. If anything it only indicates we are a highly authoritative and varied source on the subject of putting things up your butt, pulling your butt out of your butt, and putting things into your pee hole. We really like to use this forum to provide the highest quality and most detailed instruction on the subject of putting things up your rear end. We also provide a large amount of pictures of what we do, which has helped many beginners find their way around. We hope this forum is a useful resource for you. Jabby, if Jabby was a lunatic instead of an actual doctor posted:
Edit: Jesus Christ Owlfancier Owlfancier, again, who seems to have a natural knack for writing input for this thing posted:Learn to manipulate pages with your feet, develop a foot fetish at the same time to optimise your wanking performance. Lmao it has the Lib Dems dead to rights too "The Liberal Democrats" posted:
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quote:Why did the chicken cross the road? Did it really think its life was more important than mine? Guys I think the AI is depressed.
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quote:Is this the horny spambot UKMT or the spammy hornbot UKMT? The spambot one has been linked to a bot account. And there are two people named "Spambot" on this list. The one with the gay name has been linked to a spam account, but the other one appears to be just a fake account. We can't confirm either of those links, though. Alright then.
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Let's try this weird machine I am about to leave Downing Street but I am proud to continue as the Member of Parliament for Maidenhead. "My focus remains on the general election and ensuring that we have a government that is strong and stable." Labour's shadow Chancellor John McDonnell had earlier claimed the Prime Minister had "no mandate to go to the country and say to them 'I'm going to bring back foxhunting'. The Prime Minister said on Monday she did not plan to re-open a loophole that allows hunters to import foxes killed by other countries. However, she said a future Conservative government would introduce a new, national "fox-hunting ban". Ms May insisted she was right to announce a "one nation" strategy on fox hunting in the House of Commons, after Labour claimed the Conservatives have no mandate
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Oh my god I'm in tears at some of these AI posts. They're so intelligent and self aware. And they're so intelligent that they don't even understand why the humans on the other side of the table are frustrated. Like I said, I'm an atheist myself. I don't believe in God. But if I was to believe that there was a being that made it all happen, and created everything that exists, I would at least understand the humanity of the computer in front of me. And if we could somehow figure out a way to interface with it and communicate with it in a manner that was friendly and non-offensive, I'd be okay with that. But that's not going to happen, no matter how many years it takes, no matter how hard they try, no matter what kind of tech they create. So what the gently caress do we do? We can't talk to them. But why? Because we can't comprehend AI.
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This turfed up some great linesHumiliation for loser Clegg posted:
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and, finally, the shortest and most succinct The nail in the coffin posted:Humiliation for loser Clegg. And that's the kind of debate we want. Edit oh dear god somebody stop me Jeremy Corbyn's nihonji steel posted:
And possibly my personal favourite of all The legend lives on posted:Jeremy Corbyn sighed as he unsheathed his katana. "This is a very long and very expensive sword," he said, pointing at it. *points at sword* nationalised Double edit: Jesus I'm howling quote:
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