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Laterite posted:Kids today, and I cannot stress this enough, absolutely do not give a gently caress about Star Wars in the slightest. The clearance bins in Walmart would seem to agree with you.
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They called the guy who was a loner Solo
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Nov 10, 2019 04:42
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“My name is Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you!” *Poochie floats up into the clouds*
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Nov 10, 2019 04:57
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Laterite posted:Kids today, and I cannot stress this enough, absolutely do not give a gently caress about Star Wars in the slightest. They're made for 30 year old children.
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Nov 10, 2019 05:23
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I've been calling that they would give Rose the Jar Jar treatment and shuffle her quietly off the stage since TLJ came out. No one liked her but so Disney can pretend they didn't bet big on a bad character (And avoid admitting the racists and sexists kinda got what they wanted) so they'll have her in the background of one scene and Poe says "And Rose will stay behind to guard the base" And we don't see her again till Ewok Party 2.0
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Nov 10, 2019 06:41
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Chomp8645 posted:On which one of them? Both of them. Porgs for all.
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Nov 10, 2019 08:07
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So some article just came out that says there's three cuts of the new movie and they all suck rear end. The one that sucks the LEAST rear end is done by George Lucas himself and introduces a "secret Skywalker"after a major reshoot of the second and third acts of the film. Per this particular article the initial second and third acts scored a 12 and 4 out of 100 with test audiences initially, lol
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Nov 10, 2019 08:16
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Big Beef City posted:So some article just came out that says there's three cuts of the new movie and they all suck rear end. Nice link.
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Nov 10, 2019 08:19
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Big Beef City posted:So some article just came out that says there's three cuts of the new movie and they all suck rear end. Chomp8645 posted:Nice link. https://cosmicbook.news/george-lucas-saving-star-wars-test-screenings-disaster
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Nov 10, 2019 08:22
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Fine you big dumb baby
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Nov 10, 2019 08:23
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I wouldn't put it past Disney to completely cock all this up yet again, but I'd take that report with a huge fuckin helping of salt. The Youtuber being sourced is a right-wing culture warrior freak with a whole shed of axes to grind against anything vaguely resembling a woman yikes
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Nov 10, 2019 08:34
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The loving idea George Lucas could save anything at all had me howling
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Nov 10, 2019 08:51
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"Needs more cgi Mark Hammil" ... Yeah but he's still alive, George, we can just hire him to... "... MORE cgi Hammil, I said"
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Nov 10, 2019 08:59
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Big Beef City posted:"Needs more cgi Mark Hammil" from the article: quote:It's claimed that Iger also ordered in Anakin and Luke in the flesh (Youtuber has no idea what that means). you might be on to something here
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Nov 10, 2019 09:55
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Yeah having read the article in full now I'm 99% sure it's bullshit incel fantasy. "Kathleen Kennedy gets humiliated when everyone laughs at Rey effortlessly stomping Sheev in the climax and the Consumers reject the Woke PC Agenda by assigning a grade in the single digits" is such an obvious tell
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Nov 10, 2019 10:17
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PyPy posted:They called the guy who was a loner Solo They called the guy who is gone by Episode 4 Qui-gon (qui means who in Spanish/French)
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Nov 10, 2019 10:18
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How many of you have porg toys on your desk?? loving shame on you. Shame on all of you.
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Nov 10, 2019 10:23
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curious pawg, plays with toys
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Nov 10, 2019 10:24
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KFC should have had a Porg Bucket
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Nov 10, 2019 10:25
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Xaintrailles posted:They called the guy who is gone by Episode 4 Qui-gon The pronounciation isn't even close.
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Nov 10, 2019 10:27
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:I wouldn't put it past Disney to completely cock all this up yet again, but I'd take that report with a huge fuckin helping of salt. The Youtuber being sourced is a right-wing culture warrior freak with a whole shed of axes to grind against anything vaguely resembling a woman He may be a massive rear end in a top hat but he's not wrong about the lovely toys no one wants.
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Nov 10, 2019 10:29
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Randarkman posted:The pronounciation isn't even close. You've never heard Lucas trying to talk French.
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Nov 10, 2019 10:33
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super sweet best pal posted:He may be a massive rear end in a top hat but he's not wrong about the lovely toys no one wants. There's a big delta between "saw something at a Walmart" and "despite being a total nobody claims to have insider information that falls perfectly in-line with his reactionary worldview"
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Nov 10, 2019 10:41
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When you drink a big glass if milk do you sometimes pretend it's fresh creamy wallrus milk that you just squeezed out of huge warm walrus udders?
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GABA ghoul posted:When you drink a big glass if milk do you sometimes pretend it's fresh creamy wallrus milk that you just squeezed out of huge warm walrus udders? Long before Star Wars made my dreams reality, friend
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Nov 10, 2019 12:20
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Isn't the ending spoiled in the trailer already? Rylo and Key swing both in sync and Emperor blows up into chunks.
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Nov 10, 2019 13:04
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Hob_Gadling posted:Isn't the ending spoiled in the trailer already? Rylo and Key swing both in sync and Emperor blows up into chunks. Don't expect anything in the trailer to actually be in the movie.
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Nov 10, 2019 13:33
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The emperor will turn out to be a good guy and he and Yoda's force ghost will team up to defeat Darth mauls force ghost while Rey stands there sweating dramatically
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Nov 10, 2019 13:43
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Voting Floater posted:Don't expect anything in the trailer to actually be in the movie. You mean the movie won't have Palpatine in midget Vader armor? But that's the best part!
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Nov 10, 2019 14:05
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I think they stole that from blizzerd
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Nov 10, 2019 14:18
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:Yeah having read the article in full now I'm 99% sure it's bullshit incel fantasy. "Kathleen Kennedy gets humiliated when everyone laughs at Rey effortlessly stomping Sheev in the climax and the Consumers reject the Woke PC Agenda by assigning a grade in the single digits" is such an obvious tell and that consumer's name...was John Galt
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Nov 10, 2019 14:21
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First gave the neckbeards the bland nostalgia goo and they didn't like it. Next tried some spices, something new and different, and they hated it even more. Now it's back to bland nostalgia goo( hey it's that guy from that thing, remember him?) and they hate it even more than the first goo. Damned if you do, damned if you don'
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Nov 10, 2019 15:10
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GABA ghoul posted:First gave the neckbeards the bland nostalgia goo and they didn't like it. Next tried some spices, something new and different, and they hated it even more. Now it's back to bland nostalgia goo( hey it's that guy from that thing, remember him?) and they hate it even more than the first goo. Damned if you do, damned if you don' Or they could have made them not be hot garbage
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Nov 10, 2019 15:11
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In order to fix Star Wars, we must first burn down capitalism so the corporations won't piss all over human rights to pander to toxic shitfucks of all nationalities just because they have more money.
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Nov 10, 2019 15:17
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Nov 10, 2019 15:19
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I think this clusterfuck is good for the overall of humanity cause when the mega franchises become just as risky as making new creative content we might see companies investing more into new content. But, lmao, who am I kidding this is gonna make at least a billion $ when they Photoshop out all the black people and then poo poo it out in the Chinese theaters
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Nov 10, 2019 15:30
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GABA ghoul posted:I think this clusterfuck is good for the overall of humanity cause when the mega franchises become just as risky as making new creative content we might see companies investing more into new content. China isn't watching them either. Star Wars was banned in the 70s and 80s, so there is very little nostalgic factor in china to go to see them. Remember they had to rename 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' to 'Ranger Solo' as they wouldn't know who the gently caress Han Solo is.
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Nov 10, 2019 15:51
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Laterite posted:Kids today, and I cannot stress this enough, absolutely do not give a gently caress about Star Wars in the slightest. my nephew used to love star wars. he would dress in a jedi costume for days on end when he was a kid. but after seeing what Disney did he no longer gives two fucks about star wars. they killed it, disney is 100% to blame. his favorite movie is Episode 2, he was more nostalgic for the prequels than the originals!
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Nov 10, 2019 15:58
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I pray to God every single night they bring back jarjar and turn him loose into the horned up gently caress machine he was born to be. Just a Godfather III esque trek through the nightmare realms of what havoc Binksboi can wreak on asses with that wicked tongue
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Rutibex posted:my nephew used to love star wars. he would dress in a jedi costume for days on end when he was a kid. but after seeing what Disney did he no longer gives two fucks about star wars. they killed it, disney is 100% to blame. Understandable as thats the one he relates to the most seeing them for the first time. In an alt universe right now, we are all wondering how Luke, Han, Leia, etc are going to beat Admiral Thrawn now since he found the long lost Clone ships.
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