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OwlFancier posted:Harder to do with mushed balls. Mushy peas are stored there. Ball tax: 
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Top marks for all the fun bum stuff, just remember your flared bases otherwise you will become a member of your local a&e's hall of fame Also regards poppers, the UK legal ones aren't nearly as good as the ones you can buy in from abroad goddamn they suck in comparison Ursine Catastrophe posted:Oh yeah sexchat distracted me: this is correct, skunkweed is literally weed so poo poo you can’t tell the difference (by smell) between it and a skunk when smoked, and that’s not hyperbole In the mid 90s when skunk first started being a thing in uk weed culture skunk was a strain grown by certain groups- thus if the weed smelt like that it was likely to be stronger stuff- particular strains of weed grown in factories under decent lights etc and desirable over the imported thai stick/outdoor bushy bullshit available. So strong weed came to be associated with a skunk smell for awhile, almost like a trademark. Then over the next few years people bred out a fuckload of new "skunk" strains from stray seeds etc and that identifying smell found its way into lots of weed strains that were of very variable quality and now is just a generic cheap weed smell, but it still gets me all nostalgic Same thing happened with "cheese" strains more recently. DesperateDan fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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So, why do we think the whole "sang offensive song (possibly) on a bus" didn't take off to the same extent as other smears?
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Josef bugman posted:So, why do we think the whole "sang offensive song (possibly) on a bus" didn't take off to the same extent as other smears? The bus part makes it a real stretch to believe.
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Josef bugman posted:So, why do we think the whole "sang offensive song (possibly) on a bus" didn't take off to the same extent as other smears? The story taking place on a bus filled with mps of different parties and journalist's- none of who were confirming it. And the story being released months after it allegedly happened.
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https://twitter.com/MirrorPolitics/status/1193299482890375168 So that's Islamophobia, Russia, economic figures and this all delayed until after the election.
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Hmm lots of posts from UKMT overnight wonder what all the fuss is abou Josef bugman posted:So, why do we think the whole "sang offensive song (possibly) on a bus" didn't take off to the same extent as other smears? Alex Wickham is known as a notorious Guido poo poo stirrer from all sides and the only person corroborating it is him. However he's got it into the Sunday Times now off a ""real time WhatsApp chat"" from the night in question that's definitely not him and his editor
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You mean it’s not normal to writhe around in a tub of lube pleasuring yourself?
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quote:Jeremy Corbyn sighed as he unsheathed his katana. "This is a very long and very expensive sword," he said, pointing at it. Jesus christ I should not be laughing this hard this early in the morning. Anyway does someone have a times account so we can read this 'shocking revelation': https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/russian-tory-donors-named-in-secret-report-z98nqpkx0 quote:Bang! And the terf is gone. I can't believe it." She ran to her chair, and began sobbing. "I'm sorry. It's my fault. I just can't believe it." "You must try to bear with the feeling." "I know. But there's nothing I can do. I can't live like this." She was silent. "The thing is—I've done nothing wrong," she said in a low, frightened voice. "There is no such thing as a right to kill," I told her. "Just because we're not guilty of any crime does not mean we can do anything wrong." "But I did murder you, and it's not right for any man to kill a woman." "But that's all very well for you, dear. But what about me?
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Hi thread, I had a very fun evening yesterday staying up late watching wrestling, what did you get up to last ni
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The closest I came to any of the aforementioned was having my balls ultrasounded.
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Times Free Article posted:Nine Russian business people who gave money to the Conservative Party are named in a secret intelligence report on the threats posed to UK democracy which was suppressed last week by Downing Street.
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RockyB posted:Jesus christ I should not be laughing this hard this early in the morning. I don’t have an account but it just loaded up for me: Nine Russian business people who gave money to the Conservative Party are named in a secret intelligence report on the threats posed to UK democracy which was suppressed last week by Downing Street. Oligarchs and other wealthy Tory donors were included in the report on illicit Russian activities in Britain by the cross-party intelligence and security select committee (ISC), whose publication was blocked by No 10. Some Russian donors are personally close to the prime minister. Alexander Temerko, who has worked for the Kremlin’s defence ministry and has spoken warmly about his “friend” Boris Johnson, has gifted more than £1.2m to the Conservatives over the past seven years. MPs on the ISC, which conducted an 18-month inquiry, were also briefed on Alexander Lebedev, the former KGB spy in London whom the last Labour government allowed to buy the London Evening Standard newspaper. Lebedev’s son Evgeny invited Johnson when he was foreign secretary to parties at the family’s converted castle near Perugia, Italy. The future prime minister apparently travelled without the close-protection police officers that normally accompany senior ministers of state during the trip in April 2018. The largest Russian Tory donor is Lubov Chernukhin, the wife of Vladimir Chernukhin, a former ally of the Russian president, Vladimir Putin. She paid £160,000 in return for a tennis match with Johnson and has donated more than £450,000 in the last year alone. Britain’s intelligence agencies are understood to be “furious” at the delay in releasing the report because measures to protect sensitive information have already been taken. It is not known whether the Tory donors are named in the public section of the report, or whether they have been included in its confidential annex, which will remain classified indefinitely. The government’s argument that it needs more time to redact information has been dismissed by the former cabinet secretary Lord Butler, Lord Ricketts, a former national security adviser, and Lord Anderson, the former independent reviewer of terrorism legislation. Last week, Emily Thornberry, the shadow foreign secretary, told MPs the delay was “utterly unjustifiable, unprecedented and clearly politically motivated”. She added: “I fear it is because they realise that this report will lead to other questions about the links between Russia and Brexit and the current leadership of the Tory party, which risks derailing their election campaign. What is Downing Street so worried about?” Thornberry also raised a whistleblower’s claims regarding “relationships” that Johnson’s chief adviser, Dominic Cummings, made during the “mysterious three years he spent in post-communist Russia”. She said the Downing Street chief of staff allegedly met Vladislav Surkov, who is known as the “grey cardinal” of the Kremlin and has close links to Russia’s security agencies. In the Commons, Dominic Raab, the foreign secretary, said last week that he would not comment on security clearances, but denied the “insinuation” that No 10 was “in the grip of a Kremlin mole”. In a letter to Thornberry last week, Sir Mark Sedwill, the cabinet secretary, also did not deny the unusual arrangement. “Classified information, especially intelligence, is made available only to those with the appropriate security clearance,” he wrote. “This applies to Mr Cummings and his access is appropriate for someone in his role.” A Conservative Party spokesman said: “We cannot speculate on what may or may not be in a leaked parliamentary report.” Andrew Gwynne, a Labour parliamentary candidate, said: “Billionaires fund the Conservative Party, so this sordid cover-up shouldn’t be surprising. The Tories blocked this report and oppose tax transparency so their billionaire backers can continue to rip us off unchallenged. “Labour is on the side of the many, not the few, so we’ll get dirty money out of politics, introduce an oligarch levy and take on the vested interests selling out our people and public services.”
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So, we now have evidence that the tories are being funded by Russia to break up the EU.
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The junior MI5 guy who has the job of reading this thread is gonna have an uncomfortable Monday morning lol
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Josie Long seems like a good'un. Retweeted Jam King a few times. Has she done/said anything awful?
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Steve2911 posted:Josie Long seems like a good'un. Retweeted Jam King a few times. Has she done/said anything awful? I went to one of her gigs and she was incredibly socialist and pro-corbyn. The gig was basically about how the political situation had awakened her from being a "Let's just be nice to everyone" person, into becoming increasingly angry at first the conservatives and then the wider situation of capitalism. She seems like a good egg indeed.
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Steve2911 posted:Josie Long seems like a good'un. Retweeted Jam King a few times. Has she done/said anything awful? Josie Long is in the Corbyn outrider no-longer-secret WhatsApp group
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Pistol_Pete posted:The junior MI5 guy who has the job of reading this thread is gonna have an uncomfortable Monday morning lol Can't believe another mi5 agent will be found locked inside a duffle bag
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Jose posted:Can't believe another mi5 agent will be found locked inside a duffle bag In light of last night's thread content, the duffel bag will be inside him.
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I'm so sorry I will stop with these but gently caress mequote:
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The continued insistence of the Tories that Corbyn and McDonnell are somehow tied up with the neo-Fascist Russians (obviously they think everyone still assumes that Russia is the Soviet Union) is made ever more bizarre when more and more information reveals that it is in fact the Tories who are benefiting most. Like I can only assume they have some grand strategy of throwing as much muck as possible that the public don't care are understand.
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RockyB posted:Anyway does someone have a times account so we can read this 'shocking revelation': https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/russian-tory-donors-named-in-secret-report-z98nqpkx0 Is this a leak of a classified report? It's not clear who the source is. Odd lack of coverage of this story anywhere else.
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Pork scratchings are the second worst crisp after Quavers
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Venomous posted:Pork scratchings are the second worst crisp after Quavers You are the second worst poster, after all the others.
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xtothez posted:Is this a leak of a classified report? It's not clear who the source is. Odd it's in the Times, not odd no one's talking about it
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Labour manifesto is finalised next weekend according to this https://twitter.com/LaboursBlackPLP/status/1193467272691666945
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Venomous posted:Pork scratchings are the second worst crisp after Quavers  pork scratchings aren't even crisps, they are their own snack. and they're also deliciouse: but tbh we do get poo poo ones in this country with a shitload of salt added to an already salty food. When I lived in Thailand they would have ones like this:  and they were dangerously good. Bardeh fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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EvilHawk posted:The continued insistence of the Tories that Corbyn and McDonnell are somehow tied up with the neo-Fascist Russians (obviously they think everyone still assumes that Russia is the Soviet Union) https://youtu.be/z77JFw2D6f8?t=36s
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jabby posted:See I've stuck a lot of tubes down penises and almost universally people haven't been that grateful. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. Maybe you should be gentler. Be less...jabby
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EvilHawk posted:The continued insistence of the Tories that Corbyn and McDonnell are somehow tied up with the neo-Fascist Russians (obviously they think everyone still assumes that Russia is the Soviet Union) is made ever more bizarre when more and more information reveals that it is in fact the Tories who are benefiting most.
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CptAwesome posted:me, opening UKMT Late night ukmt 
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re: poppytalk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVjO_6Q0pqc
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The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew. "I feel my balls swelling like balloons in my belly. I can feel my body expanding like an balloon, growing more and more. I'm drinking water and swallowing anything I can find, but it's not working. I feel like I'm going to explode! I'm gonna rip open and fall on the ground!" "Are you going to pass out? Are you going to choke?" "NO, I'm gonna get up and walk over to where the car is. I'm gonna put my hand on your shoulder. I'm gonna shake it and say 'I love you' while looking at you. I'm going to tell you that I know you're thinking about me and that I love you. Then I'm gonna give you a hug and tell you I love you.
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Ms Adequate posted:Don't put ice directly in/on your genitals that's bad and can cause damage. However, making an ice dildo inside a condom or something is You get to keep your prostate when take take of your dangly bits, which is what deep sounding stimulates?
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Would love to see the face of the MI5 agent in charge of the thread after going through the last couple pages
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e: ^^ it's an O faceRarity posted:Hi thread, I had a very fun evening yesterday staying up late watching wrestling, what did you get up to last ni Difference between WWE and AEW is night and day atm.
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Bundy posted:Difference between WWE and AEW is night and day atm. I just caught up with Omega/Moxley 
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https://twitter.com/MichaelRosenYes/status/1193211605569429504 Michael Rosen is getting dogs abuse from the rightwing.
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