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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Lastgirl posted:

thats some white bread anally retentive poo poo

powerfully calculated decorum

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





neutral milf hotel posted:

millions of chuds are electing to get "taint lifts" to merge their nards and bunghole into a lump of scar tissue and sweet sweet american pride so they can emulate their dear leader

:patriot:

who taught them about kegels?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Tmarp -tarn

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





the revolution may no longer claim a uniquely toned pelvic floor

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



crumb

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
one time donalg trump sat on his balls (because they are situated directly below his pelvis instead of anterior. c.f. 0.5" taint) and they had to stop the government for three days

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



juche avocado posted:

who taught them about kegels?

#KEGA2020

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

fits my needs posted:

explain this



Pete telling Joe that he's wearing a black belt with brown shoes. :nono:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Lastgirl posted:

thats some white bread anally retentive poo poo

They are so eager to vote for a candidate who is polite and considerate in the kind of way that other candidates are but don't talk about all the friggin' time because style is more important than substance like whether or not people will die from lack of healthcare

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
please let black belt brown shoes be joe biden's tan suit moment :pray:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



i heard donald trump has his dong and balls in swapped positions like a kangaroo

#KAGAroo2020

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

juche avocado posted:

who taught them about kegels?

are those like vegan bagel bites?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





fits my needs posted:

explain this



primary season 2020 as imagined by a stephanie meyer who doesn't feel slightly icky about gays*

*i assume idk maybe irl stephanie isn't completely on board with the Mormon church :shrug:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




nws this loving liveleak lathe poo poo, you rear end in a top hat

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
because you know, the groping and hair sniffing isn't the one that's gonna knock him down

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


You are a good kitty, GIF cat

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

because you know, the groping and hair sniffing isn't the one that's gonna knock him down

Can they make a chloroform shampoo that knocks out hair sniffers

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hello

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons




That bumper sticker reminded me of the dude who runs the Philadelphia Record Exchange, and now I'm having a garage psych Sunday afternoon listening to his band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhVeBv4Xqiw

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

ChristsDickWorship posted:

The thing that always comes to mind when I remember Staind is Fred Durst trying to be a hypeman or something during the live version of that slow Staind song that was on the radio a lot

"Biloxi! I'm feelin those lighters" lol

Family Values Tour lmfao

I had to go dig this up for the :member:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7msV5qpE9sQ

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Calibanibal posted:

ugh there's this super goony loser at work that's like 35 and when I ask him to do something he keeps saying "ok" then doesn't do anything because he thinks I don't know what I'm talking about because I'm a woman

your new av looks like a Plinkey post

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Bulgakov posted:

I dunno if they need to be cia cause they all still seem to mainly be technocrat nerds instilled with a belief that their station in life is to work the levers from high to advance western liberalism

they lock boot for free

can confirm

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Addamere posted:

thanks I'll give it a listen

Yeah its really good

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/MrDanZak/status/1193266713778896896

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots


Jesus

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

juche avocado posted:

the revolution may no longer claim a uniquely toned pelvic floor

MY PELVIC CELING HAS A CHANDELIER

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/saletan/status/1193595251639894016?s=09

an interesting parallell!!

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1193588560106074112?s=20

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


This guy won an election lol

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

we narrowly avoided an incel shooting rampage

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

we narrowly avoided an incel shooting rampage

well WE did, but he went and shot people in Afghanistan.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lastgirl posted:

because you know, the groping and hair sniffing isn't the one that's gonna knock him down

I mean, it's not

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Bernie Sanders shitpost complete with "Hahahahahahaha"

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

a good book u should read is, "Triggered"

only triggered libs read :smug:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

folks, hes good.

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lol

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