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Cowboys 1 2.00%
Vikings 12 24.00%
SCORING! 10 20.00%
Clownball 27 54.00%
Total: 35 votes
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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Takes No Damage posted:

Oof. Witten dropping a pass is bad news.

He spent all last season dropping the ball

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Someone should post 2 episode synopses of This is Us episodes and 1 personal misery porn fanfic and see if we can tell which is which.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Go Bikes IMHO.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

fishing with the fam posted:

I would rather hear about the neighbor fight. Who won?

Highlight video first

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Go Bikes IMHO.

The great cycling defense of the Minnesota Vikings.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


"we're proud to be deploying this technology that fucks up weather forecasts so you can send pictures of your rear end on instagram from the big game"

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Highlight video first

ugh, fine

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1193705231911047169

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE VOICE NBC YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

sweet thursday posted:

He spent all last season dropping the ball

:thurman:

What's up with those guys wearing :flag:s for shoes?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Someone should post 2 episode synopses of This is Us episodes and 1 personal misery porn fanfic and see if we can tell which is which.

MattRyan.txt would probably fit right in.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

MoaM posted:

The great cycling defense of the Minnesota Vikings.

Okay sometimes I'm kinda glad for autocorrect. This is one of those times.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

What I caught of it the man much smaller than my very large redneck neighbor took a few body shots before backing off to yelling more. Deputies showed not long after

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Even I'm deciding between clownball and scoring this week.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Cowboys need to figure their poo poo out right now

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Look like Elliot was buffering there for a second

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

fishing with the fam posted:

I would rather hear about the neighbor fight. Who won?

and does it deserve to be on worldstar

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Pat Elflein being ranked PFFs 7th guard is the most damning thing about them

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Did I just hear someone say "Step on dicks"?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Vertical Lime posted:

and does it deserve to be on worldstar

What little I saw no. Very large redneck neighbor would've ruined the guy if it got real

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Also Zeke looks stupid as gently caress IMO. Coheed and Cambria Loving Bull looking rear end

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did I just hear someone say "Step on dicks"?

Ndamukong Suh isn't in this game.

BlackCircle
Oct 21, 2005

I did Nazi that butt coming
Theres a Vikings player wearing bright yellow cleats and I keep thinking theres a flag on the field when I see him.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

BlackCircle posted:

Theres a Vikings player wearing bright yellow cleats and I keep thinking theres a flag on the field when I see him.

The only rule on cleats should be disallowing this poo poo.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

fishing with the fam posted:

The only rule on cleats should be disallowing this poo poo.

The irony would be if it was a subtle message trashing the refereeing

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Oh no, a woman is having a baby! At a hospital! THIS IS DRAMATIC!

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
gently caress, Cook is having a real one.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Just pass to Cook in the flat and win the game apparentlhy

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Well now we know what playing against a Zeke is like :(

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The Cowboys have no answer defensively

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Takes No Damage posted:

Even I'm deciding between clownball and scoring this week.

It's a checkmark poll, you can vote both!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
The Chiefs handled Dalvin Cook relatively well last week, and then did what they did today.

Football's a funny old thing.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
This is the 2011 Jason Garrett Cowboys. Spot the visiting team 3 touchdowns.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Is Lee good anymore

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

sweet thursday posted:

Is Lee good anymore

About as good as everyone else on the Cowboys it seems

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Am I the only person who finds it odd the Cowboys are wearing blue at home?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





A throw out fo bounds? I don't get it where was Kyle Rudolph?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

LETS GO RIDERS

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

Am I the only person who finds it odd the Cowboys are wearing blue at home?

It's confusing at the very least, on my TV the blue an purple look pretty close.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Go pillagers

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