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Cowboys 1 2.00%
Vikings 12 24.00%
SCORING! 10 20.00%
Clownball 27 54.00%
Total: 35 votes
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Throw that poo poo deep

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Dak is the sound you make when your 10 year old has been hiding behind a door for 20 minutes just to jump out and startle you

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





You know how when they look at a coach on the sidelines and they're making calls off a play sheet, or talking to some other coaches, or talking some players?

For the life of me I cannot remember Jason Garrett doing anything other than staring at the game and grimacing. In all fairness this is what I usually do when watching Cowboys games, but I'm not their coach.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I think Dak is good

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Jarwin!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Dak is sometimes good, sometimes bad.

Dak Is

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I enjoyed Jarwin flipping a teammate over and not even giving him a second glance

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I think Dak is good

You would be wrong.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Quiet Feet posted:

You know how when they look at a coach on the sidelines and they're making calls off a play sheet, or talking to some other coaches, or talking some players?

For the life of me I cannot remember Jason Garrett doing anything other than staring at the game and grimacing. In all fairness this is what I usually do when watching Cowboys games, but I'm not their coach.

Pft whatever. He claps a lot too.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Rex Grossman has taken over Dak's body

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Seriously what does Jason Garrett do? He just stands there and makes bowel discomfort faces whenever the camera is on him.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
The hell was that reverse lateral flea flick thing?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Gif those Dak warmups now

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Lol dak

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Dak loves throwing hip

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Lmao someone please gif that Dak workout because what the gently caress

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Its Rinaldo posted:

Dak loves throwing hip

Does that poo poo even help with, like, throwing the ball and poo poo?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
That hip is to lewd for 50s tv

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jason Garrett face is the kind of thing that should be accompanied by a disembodied voice saying "diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you."

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

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Quiet Feet posted:

Seriously what does Jason Garrett do? He just stands there and makes bowel discomfort faces whenever the camera is on him.

Jason Garrett is mediocrity personified.

BlackCircle
Oct 21, 2005

I did Nazi that butt coming
Gonna watch Dak dislocate his hip later in his career doing that poo poo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Why is this not being busted deep, 'boys

Yudo
May 15, 2003

This Applebee's commercial is the worst thing I have ever seen.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


than kyou for your service, now here is your yearly bloomin onion

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Ches Neckbeard posted:

That hip is to lewd for 50s tv

:emptyquote:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ragnarok the Red posted:

Dak is sometimes good, sometimes bad.

Dak Is

Voltaire quote

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Yudo posted:

This Applebee's commercial is the worst thing I have ever seen.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Yudo posted:

This Applebee's commercial is the worst thing I have ever seen.

Yup.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Seriously what does Jason Garrett do? He just stands there and makes bowel discomfort faces whenever the camera is on him.

https://i.imgur.com/v0IVZne.mp4

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
imagine being so much of a douchebag you go to a football game in full uniform so try to get on TV with a banner about Dallas being :911:s team

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Yudo posted:

This Applebee's commercial is the worst thing I have ever seen.

the terrorists were right

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

So...
Knives out.

Gonna be real good, yes?

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
My stream just had Patrick Warburton laughing with a novelty golf club cover version of himself, very bizarre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYzCJ24qJj4

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




As the Boomers die off, we're going to go from, "Thank you to your service," to "Well, you got a full-time job with benefits, so... good for you!"

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Dak is the new Andy Dalton
Nah.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
holy crap Adam Arkin's old now

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Big Beef City posted:

So...
Knives out.

Gonna be real good, yes?

It looks like something I’ll enjoy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
holy moly dak

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
COOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB !!

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Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Jason Garrett does not approve of that pass play on first down.

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